๐ŸŽ‚ This is the official tier list of social networks, all of them, from the beginning of time to July 6, 2023. This list is not to be questioned and is wholly correct, trust me.

๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿป God Tier

  • IRC
  • Vine
  • iMessage
  • LiveJournal
  • Myspace
  • MSN Messenger
  • ICQ
  • Usenet/Google Groups
  • Email
  • Blogrolls
  • Jerry and Davidโ€™s Guide to the World Wide Web (OG Yahoo!)
  • phpBB
  • Friendster
  • micro.blog
  • FourSquare
  • Digg (version 1 and 2)
  • Path

๐Ÿ‘‘ Royalty Tier

  • Threads
  • Apple eWorld
  • Hi5
  • Instagram
  • Mastodon
  • Flickr
  • Tumblr
  • ActivityPub
  • Blogger
  • WordPress
  • SixDegrees

๐Ÿ˜ถ Adam Sandler Tier (Could take it or leave it)

  • Orkut
  • Google Wave, Buzz, Shoelace, Friend Connect
  • LinkedIn
  • Pinterest
  • BBS/Bulletin Board Systems
  • Meerkat
  • AOL Messenger
  • Twitch
  • BlueSky
  • Snapchat
  • YouTube
  • Wavelength
  • BeReal

๐Ÿซค Pleb Tier

  • Facebook
  • T2
  • iTunes Ping
  • Orkut
  • Google+
  • Weibo
  • Yahoo! Messenger
  • FriendFeed
  • App.net
  • Periscope
  • Fidonet
  • Pixelfed
  • Discourse

๐Ÿคฎ Would rather eat cat vomit tier

  • Twitter
  • WhatsApp
  • Nostr
  • Hive
  • Telegram
  • Plurk
  • Musical.ly
  • Bolt
  • Bebo
  • Yik Yak
  • Signal
  • Diaspora
  • TikTok
  • Green bubbles on iMessage
  • Post
  • Discord
  • Reddit
  • Swarm
  • Pownce
  • RenRen
  • Weibo
  • Parlar
  • Truth Social

Shoutout to Bruno Bouchet for the tier grading methodology. All other Tier grades (like the S, A, B, C, F make no sense to me)