🎂 This is the official tier list of social networks, all of them, from the beginning of time to July 6, 2023. This list is not to be questioned and is wholly correct, trust me.

👼🏻 God Tier

  • IRC
  • Vine
  • iMessage
  • LiveJournal
  • Myspace
  • MSN Messenger
  • ICQ
  • Usenet/Google Groups
  • Email
  • Blogrolls
  • Jerry and David’s Guide to the World Wide Web (OG Yahoo!)
  • phpBB
  • Friendster
  • micro.blog
  • FourSquare
  • Digg (version 1 and 2)
  • Path

👑 Royalty Tier

  • Threads
  • Apple eWorld
  • Hi5
  • Instagram
  • Mastodon
  • Flickr
  • Tumblr
  • ActivityPub
  • Blogger
  • WordPress
  • SixDegrees

😶 Adam Sandler Tier (Could take it or leave it)

  • Orkut
  • Google Wave, Buzz, Shoelace, Friend Connect
  • LinkedIn
  • Pinterest
  • BBS/Bulletin Board Systems
  • Meerkat
  • AOL Messenger
  • Twitch
  • BlueSky
  • Snapchat
  • YouTube
  • Wavelength
  • BeReal

🫤 Pleb Tier

  • Facebook
  • T2
  • iTunes Ping
  • Orkut
  • Google+
  • Weibo
  • Yahoo! Messenger
  • FriendFeed
  • App.net
  • Periscope
  • Fidonet
  • Pixelfed
  • Discourse

🤮 Would rather eat cat vomit tier

  • Twitter
  • WhatsApp
  • Nostr
  • Hive
  • Telegram
  • Plurk
  • Musical.ly
  • Bolt
  • Bebo
  • Yik Yak
  • Signal
  • Diaspora
  • TikTok
  • Green bubbles on iMessage
  • Post
  • Discord
  • Reddit
  • Swarm
  • Pownce
  • RenRen
  • Weibo
  • Parlar
  • Truth Social

Shoutout to Bruno Bouchet for the tier grading methodology. All other Tier grades (like the S, A, B, C, F make no sense to me)