Honestly, I’m ok with the music industry just pumping out covers of Higher Love from here on out. Why would anyone try and make more or better songs?
If you choose me as your leader, in the first 100 days of my government, we will eliminate all middle seats on aircraft.
As your Prime Minister I vow to make turbulence illegal. We are helping Qantas and Virgin all of the time on so many other issues, and yet they refuse to fly smoothly. They will have to step up to the plate and help our great Country, NOW! MAKE AUSTRALIA GREAT AGAIN.
This is a really well written and even more importantly, well researched, article on the ‘whole 5G thing’ and whether or not it (or wifi or 3G or 4G or radio) causes cancer
When you, the fine burghers of our town, Australia, elect me as your King, I promise that all coffee cup handles will be big enough for at least one, if not two, fingers to go in.
“One of the biggest challenges we face is staying kind with profound disagreement—and staying kind when a mechanism has been set up to make money and power out of hate.” — Penn Jillette
University of SoCal has a class on friendship. It has the longest waiting list for enrolments. This is the world in 2020
The beach at Broken Head, NSW, is blackened by the soot from the Australian bushfires
It’s all ok guys, everyone settle down. The massive spider I was going to burn down the house to kill, is just a gecho. Nothing to see here, move along.
Here’s a (hopefully) possible and good idea for Apple and the FBI. Instead of Apple building unhealthy encryption-breaking backdoors and the FBI generally complaining about iPhone security, what if iOS often looked for a wifi network that it could always backup to.
Maybe it’s called “Apple Backup” and if a phone has power and it sees that network, it knows the password because Apple has decided the password is something like P@ssw0rd, and when all those stars align the phone backs up to iCloud. Law enforcement agencies can then take the opportunity to take the regular route of making a request through a court to Apple for that data in iCloud.
It seems like a good time to tell you that Britt, Luna, and I are also taking a step back from our royal duties. Don’t @ me bro.
Imagine being the person that created a situation which required people to clarify exactly what kind of farewell they were issuing.
“Bye!”
“Which kind of bye?”
“Oh, sorry, a really good bye!”
Man, John Mulaney’s Sack Lunch Bunch is pure magic.
Great dietary advice
Taumarunui, New Zealand
New Zealand thus afternoon
Welcome to the Twenties, the decade where your Twenties themed wedding will take its inspiration from The Jetsons instead of The Great Gatsby.
Starting 2020 on the Gold Coast
Last sunset of 2019
Last sunset of 2019
Me at the end of 2019.
Me at the end of 2009.
Luna’s about three flights away from starting her travel tips blog.
The year is 2200, an elder has gathered children to tell them the story of how many generations ago we would light the sky with fire on the last night of the year, every year, but on one fateful New Year’s Eve we didn’t, and society fell apart and now we all live in caves.
A Sydney Morning Herald crime reporter is reporting on one of my family members
Just under three years ago I flew a drone for the first time, and started clicking the shutter button. I had no idea what I was doing, and luckily the original Mavic Pro camera operated at about the same level of tech as an iPhone camera.
I never knew what to do with the photos I made.
I shared them on social media, which was lovely. Some of them even got 10 likes!
I invested in an online gallery, well, a few online galleries, and I sold about three prints.
I submitted photos to stock photo libraries, but nothing really sold there. You can find me on Getty, iStock, Stocksy, all making about zero dollars a year.
So then there’s Unsplash, which feels like a melting pot of loser photographers like me, where the photos I made have earned me zero dollars, I know that over 40 million people have at least seen the photos. About 200,000 people have downloaded and used my photos. This particular one has been viewed over 4 million times in the past 4 days.
Money’s nice, and exposure doesn’t pay the bills, but there’s something about my nothing becoming something, something about being seen, that fills my heart up.
