Josh Withers

Saint Valentine of Rome was martyred on February 14 in AD 269 after he continued marrying people when marriage was banned.

Weddings are banned in Melbourne from Thursday.

Will there be a Saint of Batmania?

“But of course there are all different kinds of freedom, and the kind that is most precious you will not hear much talked about in the great outside world of winning and achieving and displaying. The really important kind of freedom involves attention, and awareness, and discipline, and effort, and being able truly to care about other people and to sacrifice for them, over and over, in myriad petty little unsexy ways, every day.”

— This Is Water: Some Thoughts, Delivered on a Significant Occasion, about Living a Compassionate Life by David Foster Wallace

Nostalgia wins. Install Mac OS 8 on your current computer

Everyone’s having the great mask debate and I’m over here just dancing by myself.

Feeling horny but might delete later idk tho

Look, if you’re wondering when to get married, Tuesday the 22nd of February, 2022 is pretty cool, because we’ll call it a Twos Day Wedding.

My local UberEats selection becomes super boring/corporate after 9pm.

In case any of you guys wanted to join the illuminati, I’ve got an in

I feel like a new man after leaving the house to be creative today.

Remember the good ok’ days when we’d leave the house all to make things like photos?

Do people not offended by #cooncheese even buy anything other than supermarket-brand cheese?

Asking for a friend.

Get back to me when your daughter has a PLU on your local cafe’s point of sale system.

Whenever someone talks about closing the boarder I’m always impressed that so many people are renting out spare bedrooms to people who don’t mind being opened and closed.

Check out our Europe 2020 travel photos!

Syncing to the cloud

Watching Luna chase a reluctant mum + 2 kids around the public playground hoping that they could all play together is bringing me much joy.

The mum left the house today certain that the only person her kids would be playing with today would be her.

It took ten minutes but Luna won. She’s now leading the other kids around by hand.

Germs, Withers DNA, dirt and all.

Nice flex, Qantas

Britt and I argue over getting news and information from Instagram or memes, and this is my argument, as written by Terence.

”The whole investigation took me 5 minutes. A Web search, a few clicks, and some ctrl+f‘ing. These are basic skills, and you should use those skills before you share something which sounds too good to be true. Treat any claim without a URl as suspicious.”

- Terence Eden

Luna upon seeing a polar bear IRL. I think it might’ve been a nicer experience if the polar bear was in the wild and we were running for our lives, but here we are folks.

I was tracking flights for January for a wedding I have/had booked in Orlando. I think it just got a little more expensive/impossible.

Luna us leaving home and moving to Sea World

To save you the awkward work of calling your dentist asking if you can pay with exposure, let Ryan Jon do it

Now taking applications for people wanting to join my Mindful Clown Posse. We meet on Tuesdays at 6am for chai tea.

Breaking: Yacht club memberships are rising suddenly in Victoria as the premier rules masts to be compulsory for all Victorians

A music video “filmed” all in a screen recording on a Mac, pretty cool!