← 2014December 2014
It's 2015 and I feel like a halal certified globally warmed cross bun with no $5 co-payment. Help anyone?
Four little numbers that help us compartmentalise 365 days of feelings. Be gone current four digit compartment code. Bring on a new one.
Waa-hay!
Looking for a really cool seminar/workshop area in Sydney - anyone? 10-20 people
If you're looking for a free #NYE Uber code type marriedbyjosh into the app for your first two trips free, up to $25 per trip.
I've got 2 hours to burn in Brisbane this afternoon. The challenge is to not get drunk before the 5:30pm ceremony :/
Waa-hay!
Get rich quick scheme idea: start a band and say you're TISM then start touring wearing costumes that cover your mouth. Play iPod. Instant $
Aspire Worldwide is the MLM scam.
Proud husband moment. Britt's on the phone to a friend who has just gotten into network marketing. She's trolling the shit out of her.
#Woohoo
#Woohoo
Woohoo! I'm going to another wedding! (This auto-tweet means someone just invited me to be their #wedding #celebrant on 2015-03-20!)
Things I learn watching Hulu: In America they pronounce Nissan "Nee-san".
Brisbane - Honolulu, in August. $5200 on Virgin, $2400 on Qantas, $1400 on Jetstar with luggage and meals & fancy crap. Here we come!
Hey @MolksTVTalk and other Qantas flying peeps - if you see a deal for Qantas Club over the next month, let a brother know ok
Hosting an AMA with @MolksTVTalk's parents this afternoon. Any questions,? Shoot them through and I'll be sure to ask.
Radio nerds might be interested to hear B105 today, sounding like they've half re-branded to 'Hit 1053' whilst still using B105.
Far too excited about hiding
Simon and Julanne just got married as a surprise to all of their friends and family at their Christmas Eve BBQ!
WHY IS NO-ONE REPORTING ON THE RUM BALL SHORTAGES AT WESTFIELD CHERMSIDE?
Surely under an Abbott government I could get an annulment right?
It's our third Christmas together and Britt has only now revealed she doesn't know how to make rumballs.
Just sent all of our presents via Express Post. This is how it works right? #ChristmasEve
Brad & Amy are getting married on Boxing Day. Amy has a msg for u: "P.S if anyone you know suggests a xmas wedding tell them they are crazy"
"Hey Josh, we met you at one of the wedding expos this year at bond uni! I don't know if you remember me but you took a photo of my foot"
I think I've got to do something tangible about this in the new year.
... it broke my heart to hear that 1 in 3 girls in the developing world are losing their innocence to the same thing I celebrate.
As someone that has the honour of seeing so many consenting adults enter into the union of marriage.
What if the whole "Minister for Women" thing was Tony Abbott's gift to the media this Christmas?
2GB comes to Fairfax Radio Network's rescue as it throws Kiis 96 under the bus to pay for the rescue.
Has anyone just tried sending truckloads of mangoes into war-torn countries?
Bebo is back.
Home! #FIFOcelebrant
NSW, where you can still wear your sunglasses at 7:30pm in the summer.
Stunning day for a wedding in Sydney today
Sydney bound for a Watsons Bay wedding today! I've got a few hours free around lunch if anyone is about :)
Top ten things that uptown funk don't give it to ya.
Bad news in the @Serial world, guys, the little girl who can't pronounce @Mailchimp never learnt how to pronounce Mailchimp for the last ep.
I think we're all a Waleed today.
Skills: Substantial aptitude in adopting voluminous lexicon in a resume.
Why doesn't anyone use underline anymore? Kids these days are all about bold and italics, why all the underline hate?
Shopping centres, full of those of us not smart enough to shop online at Christmas.
How do self-employed people 'chuck a sickie'? Asking for a friend.
Running your own business is just a minefield of unexpected expenses ...
Should we keep on renting a car or Uber do you think?
Our car is being repaired, post Kangaroo incident, and it's still going to be another week or two apparently.
I love the market stubbornness of @612brisbane and @NewsTalk4BC both broadcasting the same cricket match. Over to podcasts now.
Everyone should listen to Britt explain 'the cloud'. Right now she wants me to 'just drag Taylor Swift's album' from her cloud to mine.
You can't even make a blockbuster movie about assassinating a dangerous unstable sitting world leader without ruffling feathers these days.
The taxi council's ads are just sad and they have to be bordering on slanderous @NewsTalk4BC @Uber_Brisbane
Listening to @NewsTalk4BC for an hour and have heard 3 anti-Uber ads from the taxi council. So glad my wage doesn't come from there anymore.
Is it national ignorance day again already? I always forget the date.
I've never seen a 'shooting star' so I don't know what to look for #Geminids
I was lucky enough to move into an #NBN house last week and can wholeheartedly agree with @mpesce - it's crazy that lucky had to be used
My kingdom to read the @SatPaper on my #Kindle.
#Qantas flights turning back & everyone goes home > @Qantas not addressing warning signs & everyone burning in a firey disaster
If any men come into the house they'll smell my assembling and no doubt leave.
Marked my masculine territory in the new house by assembling IKEA furniture everywhere.
I hope you guys have been watching over my FarmVille farm for me.
My new @Kobo eReader is the buggiest frikkin thing on the planet. Although the @JBHiFi sales idiot sold Britt a 2yo model :/
"I need you to help me find a wife for my brother" - phone call from a young Indian gent right now who I'm pretty sure was not pranking me
This seems like it could be my only chance to get @AustenTayshus1 to ever talk to me, so here goes. #TeamJustin @justinhamilton_
Any graphic designers want a quick Sunday morning job? I'm trying to design a logo but my brain is all like "get lost".
My Google Calendar has access to the smartest and best tech on the planet. But still feels the need to remind me of my impending birthday.
Probably the best part about having a cat as a pet is when you call it's name, and it just looks at you, wishing you'd go away.
Hey 'Murcia, can your Police stop killing black people for a few minutes so some Christmas cheer can leak into my Facebook feed.
Life Pro Tip: MacBook users, hover your mouse over any word and tap three fingers on the trackpad to see the definition (via Reddit)
Any recent articles on "things to plug into your TV" I'm out of step with TV tech /cc @MolksTVTalk @trevorlong
What's the Instagram filter that makes you look really sexy without doing your hair or losing weight? Asking for a friend.
It's like the NBN was made purely for Netflix and Hulu.
Our old wireless router is slower than the Internet connection #NBNpeopleproblems
You might think I'm a successful person but I still can't get the 'ohh' at the right time in the bridge of Faith No More's Easy.
Taxi driver trying to convince you to use him and not Uber #awkward
Good to see #NBN on @iiNet doesn't change this status quo. 2/2
Over the past 16 years I have started new tel communication connections with almost every telco and it never 'just works'. 1/2
Listening to @612brisbane of course
If I had to try and describe exactly what I do all day, it would be "make the little red circle push notifications go away".
We've moved house that much this year that our removalist has my number stored in his phone and answers "Hi Josh" #VIPclient
So there's at least a bazillion NBN plans - anyone got a suggestion for a pure internet, 100mbps, big data plan?
The web dev guys behind the PayPal for business website are most certainly on crack.
So I probably need a few minutes away from keyboard.
I dreamt last night that although our new house is in an NBN area, our house was the only one on the block that didn't have the NBN.
Any vinyl collecting peeps after a 4x4 IKEA Expedit White shelving? It's the cancelled line. Still in box un-packed. Make us an offer.
"I assumed all the storm troopers were black because no one cared when they got shot." @JakeCurrie
I know I'm in the minority here, but I think Mr Sheffield should have ended up with Miss Babcock.
The car industry has "sold" itself into a corner that is dark & dingey. Youngins already knew it but it's great to watch my FIL realise it,
Dear car industry, my father-in-law is reading every blog he can find for reviews of the Mazda6 so he can make a decision without a salesman
Tim on the suggestion from Paula that he remember and recite his own vows "No way, I'm not Nelson Mandela!" #MrAndMrsCorbett