← 2014 December 2014

  • It's 2015 and I feel like a halal certified globally warmed cross bun with no $5 co-payment. Help anyone?

  • Four little numbers that help us compartmentalise 365 days of feelings. Be gone current four digit compartment code. Bring on a new one.

  • Waa-hay!

  • Looking for a really cool seminar/workshop area in Sydney - anyone? 10-20 people

  • If you're looking for a free #NYE Uber code type marriedbyjosh into the app for your first two trips free, up to $25 per trip.

  • I've got 2 hours to burn in Brisbane this afternoon. The challenge is to not get drunk before the 5:30pm ceremony :/

  • Waa-hay!

  • Get rich quick scheme idea: start a band and say you're TISM then start touring wearing costumes that cover your mouth. Play iPod. Instant $

  • Aspire Worldwide is the MLM scam.

  • Proud husband moment. Britt's on the phone to a friend who has just gotten into network marketing. She's trolling the shit out of her.

  • #Woohoo

  • #Woohoo

  • Woohoo! I'm going to another wedding! (This auto-tweet means someone just invited me to be their #wedding #celebrant on 2015-03-20!)

  • Things I learn watching Hulu: In America they pronounce Nissan "Nee-san".

  • Brisbane - Honolulu, in August. $5200 on Virgin, $2400 on Qantas, $1400 on Jetstar with luggage and meals & fancy crap. Here we come!

  • Hey @MolksTVTalk and other Qantas flying peeps - if you see a deal for Qantas Club over the next month, let a brother know ok

  • Hosting an AMA with @MolksTVTalk's parents this afternoon. Any questions,? Shoot them through and I'll be sure to ask.

  • Radio nerds might be interested to hear B105 today, sounding like they've half re-branded to 'Hit 1053' whilst still using B105.

  • Far too excited about hiding

  • Simon and Julanne just got married as a surprise to all of their friends and family at their Christmas Eve BBQ!

  • WHY IS NO-ONE REPORTING ON THE RUM BALL SHORTAGES AT WESTFIELD CHERMSIDE?

  • Surely under an Abbott government I could get an annulment right?

  • It's our third Christmas together and Britt has only now revealed she doesn't know how to make rumballs.

  • Just sent all of our presents via Express Post. This is how it works right? #ChristmasEve

  • Brad & Amy are getting married on Boxing Day. Amy has a msg for u: "P.S if anyone you know suggests a xmas wedding tell them they are crazy"

  • "Hey Josh, we met you at one of the wedding expos this year at bond uni! I don't know if you remember me but you took a photo of my foot"

  • I think I've got to do something tangible about this in the new year.

  • ... it broke my heart to hear that 1 in 3 girls in the developing world are losing their innocence to the same thing I celebrate.

  • As someone that has the honour of seeing so many consenting adults enter into the union of marriage.

  • What if the whole "Minister for Women" thing was Tony Abbott's gift to the media this Christmas?

  • 2GB comes to Fairfax Radio Network's rescue as it throws Kiis 96 under the bus to pay for the rescue.

  • Has anyone just tried sending truckloads of mangoes into war-torn countries?

  • Bebo is back.

  • Home! #FIFOcelebrant

  • NSW, where you can still wear your sunglasses at 7:30pm in the summer.

  • Stunning day for a wedding in Sydney today

  • Sydney bound for a Watsons Bay wedding today! I've got a few hours free around lunch if anyone is about :)

  • Top ten things that uptown funk don't give it to ya.

  • Bad news in the @Serial world, guys, the little girl who can't pronounce @Mailchimp never learnt how to pronounce Mailchimp for the last ep.

  • I think we're all a Waleed today.

  • Skills: Substantial aptitude in adopting voluminous lexicon in a resume.

  • Why doesn't anyone use underline anymore? Kids these days are all about bold and italics, why all the underline hate?

  • Shopping centres, full of those of us not smart enough to shop online at Christmas.

  • How do self-employed people 'chuck a sickie'? Asking for a friend.

  • Running your own business is just a minefield of unexpected expenses ...

  • Should we keep on renting a car or Uber do you think?

  • Our car is being repaired, post Kangaroo incident, and it's still going to be another week or two apparently.

  • I love the market stubbornness of @612brisbane and @NewsTalk4BC both broadcasting the same cricket match. Over to podcasts now.

  • Everyone should listen to Britt explain 'the cloud'. Right now she wants me to 'just drag Taylor Swift's album' from her cloud to mine.

  • You can't even make a blockbuster movie about assassinating a dangerous unstable sitting world leader without ruffling feathers these days.

  • The taxi council's ads are just sad and they have to be bordering on slanderous @NewsTalk4BC @Uber_Brisbane

  • Listening to @NewsTalk4BC for an hour and have heard 3 anti-Uber ads from the taxi council. So glad my wage doesn't come from there anymore.

  • Is it national ignorance day again already? I always forget the date.

  • I've never seen a 'shooting star' so I don't know what to look for #Geminids

  • I was lucky enough to move into an #NBN house last week and can wholeheartedly agree with @mpesce - it's crazy that lucky had to be used

  • My kingdom to read the @SatPaper on my #Kindle.

  • #Qantas flights turning back & everyone goes home > @Qantas not addressing warning signs & everyone burning in a firey disaster

  • If any men come into the house they'll smell my assembling and no doubt leave.

  • Marked my masculine territory in the new house by assembling IKEA furniture everywhere.

  • I hope you guys have been watching over my FarmVille farm for me.

  • My new @Kobo eReader is the buggiest frikkin thing on the planet. Although the @JBHiFi sales idiot sold Britt a 2yo model :/

  • "I need you to help me find a wife for my brother" - phone call from a young Indian gent right now who I'm pretty sure was not pranking me

  • This seems like it could be my only chance to get @AustenTayshus1 to ever talk to me, so here goes. #TeamJustin @justinhamilton_

  • Any graphic designers want a quick Sunday morning job? I'm trying to design a logo but my brain is all like "get lost".

  • My Google Calendar has access to the smartest and best tech on the planet. But still feels the need to remind me of my impending birthday.

  • Probably the best part about having a cat as a pet is when you call it's name, and it just looks at you, wishing you'd go away.

  • Hey 'Murcia, can your Police stop killing black people for a few minutes so some Christmas cheer can leak into my Facebook feed.

  • Life Pro Tip: MacBook users, hover your mouse over any word and tap three fingers on the trackpad to see the definition (via Reddit)

  • Any recent articles on "things to plug into your TV" I'm out of step with TV tech /cc @MolksTVTalk @trevorlong

  • What's the Instagram filter that makes you look really sexy without doing your hair or losing weight? Asking for a friend.

  • It's like the NBN was made purely for Netflix and Hulu.

  • Our old wireless router is slower than the Internet connection #NBNpeopleproblems

  • You might think I'm a successful person but I still can't get the 'ohh' at the right time in the bridge of Faith No More's Easy.

  • Taxi driver trying to convince you to use him and not Uber #awkward

  • Good to see #NBN on @iiNet doesn't change this status quo. 2/2

  • Over the past 16 years I have started new tel communication connections with almost every telco and it never 'just works'. 1/2

  • Listening to @612brisbane of course

  • If I had to try and describe exactly what I do all day, it would be "make the little red circle push notifications go away".

  • We've moved house that much this year that our removalist has my number stored in his phone and answers "Hi Josh" #VIPclient

  • So there's at least a bazillion NBN plans - anyone got a suggestion for a pure internet, 100mbps, big data plan?

  • The web dev guys behind the PayPal for business website are most certainly on crack.

  • So I probably need a few minutes away from keyboard.

  • I dreamt last night that although our new house is in an NBN area, our house was the only one on the block that didn't have the NBN.

  • Any vinyl collecting peeps after a 4x4 IKEA Expedit White shelving? It's the cancelled line. Still in box un-packed. Make us an offer.

  • "I assumed all the storm troopers were black because no one cared when they got shot." @JakeCurrie

  • I know I'm in the minority here, but I think Mr Sheffield should have ended up with Miss Babcock.

  • The car industry has "sold" itself into a corner that is dark & dingey. Youngins already knew it but it's great to watch my FIL realise it,

  • Dear car industry, my father-in-law is reading every blog he can find for reviews of the Mazda6 so he can make a decision without a salesman

  • Tim on the suggestion from Paula that he remember and recite his own vows "No way, I'm not Nelson Mandela!" #MrAndMrsCorbett