← 2015 April 2015

  • A million trips in #UberX's first year in Brisbane. That's 2700+ trips each day. #IChooseUber

  • Almost 1M trips have been taken on #UberX in #Brisbane in the last year #Happy1stBirthdayUberX #Uber

  • We've got to deal with issues, not boycott.

  • We can't just boycott shit every time we emotionally react to something. There'll be no-one left in business eventually.

  • But sure, boycott Bali like a n00b.

  • Everyone's boycotting Bali while it's our AFP made the decision to not deal with the smuggling on Aust soil, but to dob them in to Indonesia

  • Four media appearances in the last 24 hours - the media tart is back!

  • Oh my god. Put the cameras down for a moment. Turn off the uplink. #Bali9

  • And although I don;t miss corporate employment, at least I had a work finish time. Not any more.

  • I do not miss corporate employment at all.

  • Just got an email auto reply from someone in a large Australian media company, they're away for the day for a "Culture Day".

  • Launching a pretty freaking cool competition with @PopUpWed tonight!

  • I feel like movie piracy wouldn't happen so much if they gave it a less-cool name, like movie algebra.

  • One woman murdered every 84 hours in Australia this year already. That's 33 men that need to deal with their shit wayyyy better.

  • I don't use, deal, or like drugs and even I'm feeling uneasy about going to Bali in a few weeks :/

  • It's astounding how many people named Josh Withers think that their email address is joshwithers at gmail dot com. 5-20 emails daily.

  • How terribly awkward. Celebrant at my class doesn't know I'm on #MarriedAU and is actively protesting against #MarriedAU.

  • #Celebrant news: There were 11,200 civil marriage celebrants in 2013, 10,700 last year, 8,900 last week. Expected to drop again in July.

  • Leading a class of celebrants in changes to the marriage paperwork today, plus a class on performing ceremonies, and SEO, in Teneriffe!

  • Best thing about self-employment? If I tweet something unpopular there's only a few hundred people each year to fire me, instead of just one

  • thinks up hilarious tweet waits for retweets whilst sobbing

  • "I'm just a tuna roll girl living in a sashimi world" - girl catching the Sushi Train going anywhere, just now

  • Bloody proud day to be an Australian. I love that an intrinsic part of our culture is sacrifice, commitment and loyalty. Lest we forget.

  • 135.89

  • Just had a great chat with @candice_barnes from @WAtoday about #MarriedAU - online soon!

  • Ugh, I just used the word 'Multimedia' like it meant something.

  • I've achieved a lot in my time, I've been proud of many things, but I'm never prouder than when I fart and Britt dry-reaches.

  • Clicked /r/thebutton at 19 seconds, but got 60 second flair. Life is harsh sometimes #thebutton #reddit #fml #firstworldproblems

  • Losing weight is bloody hard.

  • 137.29

  • look at email inbox after not looking at it in four days burns computer to the ground rocks back and forth crying

  • GUY AT MY CAFE HAS AN OCULUS RIFT! WHAT IS THIS AWESOME TECHNOLOGICAL ERA WE ARE LIVING IN?

  • Eight wedding ceremonies in one day. I am buggered.

  • Marrying eight couples tomorrow ... #popupwedding

  • Dear Mercedes with the 'LE STIG' number plate. You and I spend way too much time on the motorway. I've seen you like 5 times this week.

  • I was just talking to on of our #popupwedding photogs in #Perth. She tells me that the Kidogo Arthouse is 'mint'. That means good, right?

  • On air on #Perth's @6PR tonight talking emails, inbox:zero, @Mailboxapp and @Yesware​ #inboxzero

  • Putting my technology commentator hat back on and I'm talking emails and @yesware on Perth radio tonight!

  • If I was ever unsure about @snow_withers loving me, I know for sure she does because she gave me tuna and breath mints for lunch!

  • Yes, I know it's not the first networked breakfast, but the first in the new age of 'where the F have all our listeners gone?'

  • Now that Fairfax have 'lead the way' with a networked from Sydney breakfast show, watch Hit105 and others follow suit around the country.

  • If I had to describe my personal brand social media strategy it would be "To be as unhelpful to @MolksTVTalk as possible"

  • The overuse of the "Keep Calm and..." meme has gotten to the point where it now means the opposite.

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  • Just yesterday I was in an Uber and saw their message on the back of some car and felt comforted straight away.

  • It's comforting to know that in this big bad world, my local taxi company is really looking out for my safety.

  • That 4.92 was a 5 for the longest time.

  • I think I'm going to wait for the Apple Sundial.

  • "I'd like to thank the groomsmen for the buck's night which consisted of book club, prayer, and cooking" - Lindsay in his wedding speech.

  • Ok, just so everyone knows, we're all calling 4BC, 4AD now.

    #4BC #NewsTalk4BC @NewsTalk4BC

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  • If I ever begin a rap career, my first song will be about wanting more retweets.

  • I don't know how your marriage is going but Stevie the cat expressed a scent from her anal glands onto my face & now my wife won't kiss me.

  • Famous last words RT @RyanJon: I'm looking up porn things for a work story

  • Finally! Twitter can retweet with comment!

  • Oxymoron: Country music talent quest.