← 2015 July 2015

  • What if there were no hypothetical situations?

  • I'm in America at the moment, so I'm not sure what's right or wrong in Australia today, but can we boo Bronwyn Bishop? Asking for a friend.

  • The view to Australia, from America: a whole country trying to justify booing someone. That's really messed up. I don't want to come home.

  • I've left my love in New York City, but am now in Maryland for the @iapwo officiant's conference!

  • You know the problem when you start listing favourite podcasts? You miss people. I love everyone's podcasts :)

  • With the obvious exceptions of my Aussie favs, @MolksTVTalk @iLoveGGLetters @oshergunsberg

  • Jet-lag's a bitch.

  • Ummmm ... Apple's Keynote supports animated gifs. In other news, my slides for next week just became awesome.

  • I spend half an hour every week not knowing what @gruber is talking about, after two hours inside Yankee Stadium today I still have no idea.

  • Going to a Yankees game today!!!!/

  • We're the losers that FaceTime our cats from a Starbucks

  • 6am in New York and I'm at Starbucks again. Oh jet lag how you curse me.

  • Saw an ad for Ello in Manhattan. Ello. That network we never used again.

  • I'm failing at assimilating to New York time. Just slept 10am to 6pm, which is midnight to 8am Queensland time.

  • After 41 minutes of it I'm almost convince that crazy guy on a faux conference call inside Starbucks might be on a real conference call.

  • Some poor sod isn't getting their @FedEx package today. I just saw a guy lift a box from a FedEx trolley on Wall St!

  • LA.

  • Anyone got a #Beme invite code?

  • Did you know that if you lick someone's elbow while they're not looking, they won't feel it.

  • If it's within the rules why is Browny Bishop reimbursing it? It's like saying "I didn't kill the guy, but to remove doubt I'll go to jail"

  • So so good to catch up with the superstar, @jfkjohan, today! Let's make it less than 6 years next time bro 😉

  • When my dad was my age he had a 6yo son named Josh. This explains his disdain when I tell him what Britt and I are up to.

  • "I wonder if Busta Rhyme has updated his operating system" #Beats1

  • "High on legal marijuana" is a lyric in the new song from @halseymusic 'New Americana' heard on @beats1. Watch out Snoop Lion.

  • Does exclusive mean we just have something now? I exclusively have a photo of Taylor Swift.

  • Exciting that so many news outlets have an exclusive on this new Harper Lee book.

  • "First name is free! Last name is dumb!" - Pharrell "Dad Joke" Williams

  • I've been waiting for the Blackberry book, "Losing the Signal" to become available on Kindle in Australia for months, yay book industry.

  • . @statravelAU you're wasting money on a sponsored tweet that is 24 hours out of date

  • In an email I'm reading right now exists the scariest three words a creative will ever read: "The Website Committee".

  • Queens of the Stone Age's Josh Homme is hosting a show on #Beats1 right now with Fred Armiston. Such a good listen!

  • "Sometimes I get emotional over fonts" - Kanye West. I know those feels, Yeezus.

  • It looks like Aust is the only remaining market where MOG operates, it's been merged into Beats, merged into Apple Music everywhere else.

  • Telstra still cagey on MOG, which they supply through BigPond, which is owned by Beats, and such, @AppleMusic ... @Telstra's music page=0.

  • Seeing Samuel L. Jackson on Bet365 ads make me wonder whether he has cancer and is trying to prepare a kitty for his family before he dies.

  • Weddings in Queensland this weekend will not have something blue out of respect for the NSW team's loss tonight. Our condolences #origin

  • #Beats1 @AppleMusic must have read about Triple M dissing them on @_radiotoday so now they're advertising during #Origin ... SCA vs Apple.

  • Origin, the original "go back to where you came from"

  • Cafe owner just said he's looking for a "takes no prisoners" kind of person.

  • Desperately want to go and help the poor thing, floundering around in this interview, I think he's almost crying!

  • Sitting at a cafe listening to this poor kid being interviewed for an apprentice chef gig is killing me.

  • Does @Beats1's paying adult audience really require censored songs? Even the DJs swear. Let's go un-censored, @zanelowe #beats1

  • ALWAYS ON #BEATS1

  • I have strong positive feelings about #beats1

  • Grooooooove is in the heaarrrttt #Beats1

  • There is seriously an amazing conversation happening on Beats (GTA) 1 radio right now about unicorns.

  • Beats 1 radio is basically real-life GTA radio.

  • My greatest fear is that I will never finish my Kindle and Podcast libraries.

  • I need to take my family out for dessert tonight in Brisbane. Where's cool and hip and swanky?

  • Where should I take visiting family out for dessert in Brissie tonight? City/Valley/New Farm?

  • The flashing white light above the exit sign in the under-river tunnel does not scare me at all ... #clem7

  • ALL DAY BREAKFAST FROM MCDONALDS, BEATS ONE RADIO WITH APPLE MUSIC, AND MARRIAGE EQUALITY ON THE SAME DAY, WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!!!

  • I have so much to say about @Beats1 .... it's just so good. If nothing else, it's bankrolled by Apple so I haven't heard an ad ... yet.

  • Beats 1. Wow. Bye, bye, music-only local radio.