← 2015August 2015

  • Pets are animals that aren't delicious 💭 Demetri Martin

  • Australian Border Force checking immigration papers in Melbourne? I did nazi that coming.

  • Visit Melbourne this weekend for the 'Old Berlin Town' historic display!

  • Will I need to carry my birth certificate on my person for my next visit to Melbourne or will be inherent male whiteness be enough?

  • JSYK, JSYK stands for ‘just so you know.’

  • Two good condition black leather two-seater lounges to giveaway in Robina - can pick up now

  • There's 1 app in my biz that requires Windows so I just used Win10 for the first time / haven't been so impressed with a MS OS since Win95.

  • What if the Ashley Madison leak was just their sneaky way of pivoting their biz to become a dating site for morally bankrupt divorced ppl?

  • Thinking back to the moment when I thought it was super cool that a friend of mine was friends with Natasha Bedingfield.

  • Kim Jong Un confirms he's the worst leader in the universe by declaring war at 5pm Friday. He seriously couldn't wait until Monday morning?

  • Ashley Madison being hacked won't destroy my marriage, but if the list of silly things I've backed on @kickstarter leaks I'll be in trouble.

  • Trying to explain to my father-in-law why I didn't need to upgrade my MacBook to Windows 10 ended up me just telling him I'll do it tonight.

  • Right now it's just me in my office however ... so not as exciting :)

  • It should be pretty cool - it's a standalone little camera that connects to a mobile hotspot

  • Couple answer the question on my enquiry form "how did you find out about Josh?" with "we met one night in an Uber" lol

  • New podcast idea: Chinese with Malcolm /cc @MarkDiStef

  • Hey @Qantas, are there standards that Qantas Clubs need to meet? The Honolulu Club most probably isn't meeting them today.

  • The hardest thing to explain to Americans is how non-liberal the Liberal Party is.

  • After living the last 15 years of my life pretty much advertising supported I've always been an advocate, but it's gotten too much of late.

  • Hi, first time caller, long time listener. My question: I love to travel & also love to have money. Should I consider a career in politics?

  • In other news, how freaking good is it to be alive right now?

  • Just had a major revelation.

    Someone has brought me to Hawaii to fucking marry them.

    IS THIS THE REAL LIFE?

    WHY ARE PEOPLE DOING THIS?

  • Question to the Member for Fairfax: is there room for the Member for Mackellar on your Titanic II for a quick jaunt across Sydney Harbour?

  • Britt and I and The Pop-Up Wedding​ are Maui bound today. Hele Mai 'Oe I Ko Maua Male 'Ana!

  • New York, I love you, but it's time to say goodbye for now. We're off to America's Tasmania, Hawaii!

  • Guy jumps on train and screams "What I have in this bag here today" and my heart skips a beat. Never been so thankful to meet a beggar.

  • I'm about to walk into a @ThatKevinSmith Q&A but just realised I don't have an actual question requiring an answer.

  • I'm in ex-pat city: Williamsburg, NY.