← 2016 February 2016

  • Sitting here wondering who the heck is glowing on the red carpet at the Oscars

  • Some days I feel like I'm the only person still excited about @kanyewest fixing wolves.

  • Sandgropers, prepare thyselves, we're going west, where the skies are blue #gowest

  • Went into Dick Smith & prices have gone up. This is going to be a long 8wks for those of us trying to pry a cheap TV out of DSE's hands.

  • You'll see their cyclists riding around the valley today

  • Clarification: #Foodora launches on Wednesday in Australia, according to the team leader here in Fortitude Valley

  • #Foodora bought Australian food delivery co, Suppertime last year, sand they have y had Australian presence before today

  • I've just donned my lion suit and stalked my local jungle's #DickSmith and as of 9:15am Friday there are no "crazy deals"

  • Whatever you do today, please make sure you don't donate to the #96five financial appeal today. @96five is wasting cash daily 🤑

  • Life goal: to find my place on Kanye's DONDA org chart.

  • Medicinal marijuana finally legalised in Oz. Now all those "sick" gay ppl can finally get stoned like the religious-right want them to be.

  • Consistency blown away by my calendar. In the coming week I'm at weddings in Brisbane, Perth, then Sydney .... frikkin amazing.

  • Debating a question here at home: is n Australian embassy "Australian territory"?

  • it's like a show that's made personally for me

  • Face palm etc

  • So, Internets, should I do it?

  • Just now the TV producers called me and now I tried calling myself but I'm not answering.

  • For the last month, every day a new celebrant calls me asking whether I think it's a good idea for them to go on Married At First Sight.

  • If I can hear the @fatjoe with @Ruleyork & @ashanti questioning whether or not the microphone on, then indeed, it is already on

  • "Put the fucking mic on" is the demand @fatjoe begins the song "What's luv?" with as his friends @Ruleyork & @ashanti - but there's an issue

  • If you'd like more information about my business send a stamped, self-addressed envelope to PO Box 457 in your capital city.

  • #Deadpool is an A++ superhero flick, but the writers were the real heroes in the movie

  • Would you have your wedding portrait photo shoot on a different day from your ceremony and reception?

  • Such a beautiful lack of lo-fi jokes and abundance of intelligence on @hit105Brisbane @StavAbbyOsher with @oshergunsberg on air

  • By the way - would totally love a retweet on that last tweet peeps!

  • ARGH the free social network where I post lo-fi jokes is making changes! I'm so going to threaten to leave, but I won't! 😡

  • Every time I pull into a 7-Eleven and press the button that squirts out a coffee I blame Obama for the bad coffee. Thanks, @BarackObama.

  • On that note - I think that this email by subscription with a fee thing is a thing ... I'm currently paying about $60 a month for emails.

  • If you like nerdy techie things you'll like @decryption's email - the first week is a free trial without a credit card

  • My favourite daily email costs $5 a month and it's a quick and nice read about Australian tech news.