← 2016 March 2016

  • Can you tweet @mention a Bitcoin/block chain expert you know?

  • I need a blockchain/bitcoin expert that can run me through a crazy idea - anyone?

  • Anyone got fax?

  • I'm required to fax a document today ... the direction given on a website asking me to print out a PDF and fax it back after signing it ...

  • Update on Mark: he's driven right past my place

  • How do all of the real estate websites not have a tick box for NBN? I'm searching around now and it's like hens teeth.

  • Melbourne, Sydney, Townsville, Canungra, working week: donsie.

  • Wedding guest from Adelaide in Townsville: "You get around a bit, you were the celebrant at the last wedding I went to west of Brisbane!"

  • Soooo who won? #NRLBroncosCowboys

  • Taking off now to fly to Townsville, hopefully when we land North Queensland has had another win ✌🏻️ #NRLBroncosCowboys

  • Despite three people in @Qantas promising me a phone call today re: my missing luggage, the courier just called asking where I am ... at BNE

  • They have all voiced concerns that @Qantas has been losing its premium edge and @VirginAustralia has been gaining it. Time to move?

  • I've sat next to some pilots and flight attendants recently and they've all been worried about the Qantas state of affairs recently.

  • If @Qantas can't find the bag is this when I start freaking out because I do t have domestic travel insurance?

  • I'm not sure how @Qantas can lose a massive 23kg black bag with a massive #Sennheiser logo on the side. 24 hours on & they still have 0 idea

  • With any luck it can bring salvation to a public address soon.

  • My PA is kind of like Jesus of the #qantas #frequentflyer world this #Easter, hopefully he rises on Sunday, it'd be great to see him again.

  • This time it's my PA speaker system that's been forgotten, by @Qantas.

  • Last time I went to Townsville it was for my little bro's wedding and I forgot my suit. BNE✈️TSV

  • Flying home now ... with a massive tear in my suit pants

  • . @AppleSupport because no-one authorised is trying to access my account (myself or my wife)

  • Melbourne bound today - making marriages!

  • If nothing else, @Telstra is just giving all us @TwitterAU users the opportunity to have our tweets embedded in news stories #Telstra

  • Telstra: Live like it's Download Day everyday. Seriously, we've got more to come.

  • I'm at that place in life where I'm not sure if @Telstra is down again, or if @Facebook is down or if my iPhone needs a restart

  • A 7 year old phone!

  • Struggling to trust my QF pilot, he's using an iPhone 3GS.

  • I'd like an app that recorded how much time I spend looking for my car in carparks when I'm actually driving a rental car.

  • SCA could learn something from ARN in this - ARNis doing something compelling while SCA is replaying Hamish & Andy

  • I don't catch a lot of nightime radio so this little drive to Nowra is pricing to be entertaining.

  • So @thethinkergirls has got to be some of the best radio happening in Australia at the moment.

  • I've been a @Telstra customer since birth - thinking about a move to @VodafoneAU - any recent migrants with war stories?

  • Can anyone else feel another @Telstra download day coming on this weekend? It's becoming a national holiday 🤘🏻

  • Fairfax Media reveals plan to employ Twitter bots to simply retweet the news in each city it operates.

  • Where's the current hot and on-point spot to look for freelancers - video editors in particular?

  • Group of Miami High students heading down the beach for "class" on a surfboard. Being GC born and now living here, I wish I grew up here.

  • Breaking awesome news: you can legally change your name to just a single name. No last name, no middle name. I could be "Josh".

  • Can you recommend an iOS app that makes the process of asking people to sign documents easy, beautiful and nice?

  • In other news, @susieromans who's your gun PR legend that got you some sweet links from all of the Fairfax websites?

  • Does Fairfax Media now own Business Insider Australia? This piece on Business Day repurposed from Business Insider reeks of paid content

  • "Ian said that if i did a good job tonight I could be the best man at his next wedding"

  • My superpower is only watching one episode of Making a Murderer then stopping.

  • In other news, does anyone want a $499 TV that looks great but sounds terrible? I'll give it to you for $399 ....

  • Me to security: you can photocopy as many 'no refunds' signs as you like, you're still bound to Qld law.

  • Security guard: "look, there's obviously a reason they're going broke"

  • Staging a stand-in protest is really boring in between the argument part and the being escorted out part.

  • Store manager is livid. This is equal parts scary, fun, and principled.

  • Apparently they don't like it when you quote consumer law.

  • They're not replacing a faulty TV.

  • If you see me on the news tonight it's because I'm being escorted out of my local Dick Smith store by centre security.

  • "Yeah, use that frame, that'll get the clicks up!"

  • Do you think hell is just a big art gallery-like place where all of your typos are screenshotted and framed?

  • Bought a TV from Dick smith today ... brought it home ... it doesn't turn on. I feel like this is the beginning of a shitty nightmare.

  • Sitting in Northbridge after yesterday's elopement on the Swan River ... I really ought to spend more time in Perth, love it here!