← 2016July 2016

  • Your marriage isn't a destination, t's not a goal you can reach or something you can achieve or finish. It's a journey. A process.

  • "Love is better than no love, though it can hurt so much." - Iris Murdoch

  • "Without music, life would be a mistake" - Nietzsche

    Who's playing the music at your wedding?

  • 1996 was a tough year #shoppingtrolleymurdered

  • ... with Paulin Hanson for Tony Abbott's sake.

  • I'll be honest, I didn't think opening up today's @dailytelegraph would inform me that at one point in someone's life they had to have sex..

  • Pro Marriage Tip: Vulnerability is the guardian of integrity.

  • Does Australia have one of those websites that lists all the secret email addresses for corporations?

  • To love without knowing how to love, hurts the ones we love.

  • What would need to happen for you to cancel your wedding?

  • Strippers on the bucks night?! Does anyone still do this anymore?

  • Hate, in the long term, is about as nourishing as poison.

  • Screen time < face time.

  • What's the best wedding photo ever, like, in the history of the universe? I'd love to see it.

  • It's with great sadness that I announce I will possibly not be Prime Minister, probably.

  • How many peeps in your bridal party? Are they all the same gender, either side?

  • Ah Cairns. Where I proposed that Britt might marry me, where I did breakfast radio for a few milliseconds, & where the heat comes to holiday

  • Have you considered ditching the seating plan? Instead create a sign saying 'Sit where you'd like and make a new pal.'

  • “We are never as kind as we want to be, but nothing outrages us more than people being unkind"

    Kindness: our forbidden & luxurious pleasure

  • Crazy/awesome idea: Sunrise ceremony, brunch party. Sunset drinks with your lover.

  • Why are you getting married where you are getting married?

  • I grew up being told to not meet strangers off the Internet, and especially not to get in their cars. Now I Uber everywhere.

  • I'm glad that NSW is finally banning those Greyhound Buses. Such an inefficient form of transport.

  • What's the one thing you've hired or bought for your wedding that is non-negotiable?

  • Choosing music for your wedding tip: Good music acts as a guide to good living. Let your wedding music be the soundtrack to your marriage.

  • "Nothing awakens us to the reality of life so much as true love" - Vincent Van Gogh

  • If a couple have asked me to make their ceremony an unplugged ceremony, how many times should I ask "that person" to put the phone down?

  • What songs have you asked your DJ not to play?

  • Terribly awkward when a client fervently hates the TV show you were on and I don't think they know I was on it.

  • Step 1: Put effort into your marriage. Step 2: Enjoy your marriage. Step 3: Go to step 1.

  • I for one, welcome our new phallic overlord #TheFeedSBS

  • Fun game, call your family members and ask them who they are voting for. Pauline might make it, guys.