← 2016 September 2016

  • Please support to my charity to spread awareness of people that send direct message Snaps when they meant to post a @Snapchat Story.

  • Pro Marriage Tip: Never threaten divorce during an argument, or, ever. Try really hard to get good at arguing like adults.

  • Press release from Apple that's not about Macs. Straight trash, begone!

  • South Australia, the mushroom state

  • Of the main desktop/web app

  • To clarify: asshole developers are the ones who decide their iOS app should be iphone only, or shouldn't have the full functionality

  • I think so many developers have written off the iPad as a viable main-platform. It's actually really good except for a few assholes.

  • Day two of using iOS/iPad Pro 9.7"/Logitech Create as my main computer and I'm still alive. Biggest weakness, as always, is app developers.

  • I have found a notebook type app for just doodling on a PDF but it's a crappy app.

  • Every app I find, paid and free, Adobe and other, are all about a single user signing a document by creating a signature.

  • IPad App help please: I'm trying to find an app for signing documents - where five people can sign a PDF from Dropbox or iCloud.

  • In breaking news today we can reveal the 'Hayne train' is actually a commuter train that takes journalists on epic adventures.

  • Anyone done a word study on who's using "marriage equality" versus "same sex marriage" in #auspol?

  • "Love is better than no love, though it can hurt so much." - Iris Murdoch

  • Share the love - what wedding business has been awesome to you recently? Mention them in the comments!

  • They just posted a selfie, and I'm like ... fuck .... all these mp3s have been brainwashing me

  • I just found out that I have the same shirt, haircut, and sunglasses as my favourite podcaster. No, I will not admit who this is.

  • Pro Marriage Tip: Date night. Now.

  • I don't know @Nick_Xenophon personally, but I'll attend his funeral one day just to watch @markhumphries ensure he's buried with that car.

  • There are couples flying from across the country and even one couple from the Phillipines πŸ™€

  • Ping @AppleSupport - in case you guys haven't seen this one

  • A fool would click this link and enter his iCloud details like they want so they can unlock the phone and resell it.

  • I'm so close to emptying my inbox that I had to procrastinate on Twitter for a bit Thanks for being here for me guys.

  • That calendar thing really has a way of sneaking up on you.

  • It just hit me that I'm marrying 30 couples this Saturday at @younghenrys for #marriageamnesty day

  • Spent the first few moments of this meeting thinking the couple were having a death wedding. Turns out my hearing is as good as the bride's.

  • What's your favourite thing about the person you're marrying?

  • Despite where you stand on #marriageequality isn't it great to see so many debating the value of marriage

  • Just to fill the airwaves with positive shit.

  • If I was running the "yes" campaign for marriage equality, I'd put all the money into Good Samaritan works, film them and play them on TV.

  • Do I need a media manager? Does someone want to come along be my media liaison? I'll give you a reference for your resume lol :)

  • Press are asking if they need media accreditation for Marriage Amnesty Day, next Saturday 24 .... should I make them up cute little badges?

  • I'm open to blog post ideas - anything you'd like help with that I could write about?

  • I couldn't purchase an emergency wooden bow tie in Portland(ia) yesterday. Now I'm questioning everything.

  • Your marriage vows are a foundation to your marriage that should be built upon, not taken away from.

  • I'm not that impressed with the iPhone 7. All of my previous iPhones have had the "lost my headphones again" feature for years now.

  • Portland, where the Starbucks serve craft beer, the food trucks serve handmade soda, and...

  • Hello, Murica! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

  • The Logitech Create 9.7" isn't available in AUS yet - so whilst in the USA I'd thought I'd try buy one, but I can't find one - any ideas?

  • Today we travel to a city whose town slogan is "Keep Portland weird". Ten points if you can guess which city it is.

  • ✈️ From Far North Queensland to Close Western Queensland

  • Where did you meet your bride/groom/husband/wife?

  • Any ideas why @TurnbullMalcolm is reading the Riot Act to MPs? Like, it was good for 1715, but is it relevant to his peeps?

  • Anyone know when the Logitech Create 9.7" iPad Pro keyboard is being released?