← 2016October 2016

  • 16,058 kilometres from home, celebrating a marriage creation in #Iceland today. Humbled to be here.

  • I'm no wiser after the #appleevent

  • I was holding out for today's announcements to figure out if I should stick with the iPad for mobile computing + iMac or MacBook in office

  • Hey Twitter - any must-see's in #Berlin? Particularly on the nerdy/geeky side, I'm aware of the war stuff

  • I look forward to visiting Berlin again when it's finished. The whole city seems to be under construction.

  • Hello, Berlin

  • I suppose the lesson here is, never ever travel, ever? Or am I missing the lesson?

  • I remember looking at my Düsseldorf triangle of "there's totes going to be a fuckup here" but I trusted @Qantas/@emirates/@airberlin 😐

  • It's quite healing to tweet the social media departments of corporations with incompetent systems and procedures. You guys should try it.

  • Maybe it's not $5 a day, but a @Telstra travelling option that's less that a life sentence in billing jail?

  • Hey @Telstra, don't be afraid of doing something non-terrible, product wise, for your travelling clients.

  • Add into that my stupidity of thinking "I'll just go offline for three weeks, don't organise a travel SIM", cue second Qantas call 😐

  • Quietly losing it in Düsseldorf airport in the middle of the perfect blame storm: @Qantas ticket, @emirates delay, @airberlin connection.

  • Cash bars at weddings are more and more popular - are you having one?

  • </work> <holiday>

  • How are people not protesting on the streets about Apple withholding the Airpods.

    You've changed, mannnnn.

  • With the power given to me by Facebook, I pronounce you your partner's cheerleader.

  • I'm looking for date-night ideas? Care to share?

  • "What's the use of falling in love if you both remain as inertly as-you-were?" - Mary McCarthy

  • Entering the fourth hour of delays at #SYD ... I think I'm about to set up camp in a corner of the @Qantas business lounge

  • MY WAY!

  • So many flights delayed, so many flights delayed, so many flights delayed, you are the one thing in my way, you are the one thing in my way

  • Shout out to everyone sitting at airports on Twitter today because your flight's been delayed #peaceout #sydneyterminal3represent

  • Where would you elope to, if you could?

  • Consider this a tease.

  • Wish you were at the #acras tomorrow night? Don't worry - the next best thing will be on fB Live tomorrow at the same time #acras2016

  • Listening to @Beats1 makes me want to work in radio again. Maybe I could convince a radio station to take me on as " radio host at large" 😏

  • Hey, @TurnbullMalcolm, can we get a plebiscite on outsourcing 000? That affects Australian life more than #marriageequality ✌️️

  • So of course I said yes, and they show me a drive-thru wedding chapel.

    This is a drive-thru wedding chapel and my day was just made.

  • Help me, Obi Wan Internet, I desire an iPhone 7 Plus Jet Black. What's the best way to procure one, as every sales person is just ¯_(ツ)_/¯

  • In other  thoughts, I just held a jet black iPhone 7 and it's the one to get, the colour has nothing to do with it, it just feels nice

  • Is my desperation for a new #MacBook showing?

  • Amendment to my MacBook prediction: @Apple will drop #Airpods or a new #MacBook tomorrow as Google announces the Pixel.

  • Call me crazy, but I'd put money on Apple dropping new MacBooks the same hour Google holds it's event this week.

  • In case my Twitter feed doesn't tell the story ... I'm having a day off and Britt's in Italy so I'm home alone

  • So saying "I do" confuses a modern conversation with redundant and irrelevant words

  • Australia has some of the most liberal, forward thinking marriage laws in the world, with the exception of John Howard's little addition

  • If we're going to fight for marriage and #marriageequality, and we should, then let's know what we're fighting for

  • If I was to have married Josh & Amy two years ago I'd be jailed for six months.

  • They've now got a few weeks to come down off a Cronulla Sharks win so we can celebrate their marriage 😂

  • James Day Photography is making their pictures and Max is capturing the Big Day Of Amy & Josh!

  • You're going to love their story, and luckily they've got the three best storytellers in the business working for them.

  • Darkness falls on The Shire #NRLGF

  • Hey guys, if I had excess cash and wanted to just straight up burn some of that shit during the #NRLGF, does anyone have any ideas?

  • Melbourne supporters are good children #NRLGF

  • I'm predicting 120 penalties #NRLGF

  • Jessica Nobra, amirite?! #NRLGF

  • Thank god that's over

  • Every year we're all like, "wake me up when the pre-game entertainment ends" #NRLGF

  • If you're looking for crazy suits, I got this one from @OppoSuits

  • Totes forgot to wake Green Day up yesterday.