← 2016November 2016

  • So good to hear that the House of Representatives is finally meeting some of the people it represents. #qt

  • What's the one thing you've hired or bought for your wedding that is non-negotiable?

  • Fun game: go into an Apple Store and try and guess which product line they'll cancel next!

  • 86th flight of the year. Seriously, arms: tired.

  • I can't believe Fidel Castro died! His music really spoke to me at a dark time of my life #RIPFidelCastro

  • ... that staff should not smoke marijuana behind the bar, they should go out the back #somelbourne

  • There's a staff meeting at the pub in at in Fitzroy and one of the 'staff issues' the manager brought up was ...

  • It's hilarious. She's going through the whole podcast recording process step by step.

    How very adorable. How very Melbourne.

  • Mother at the table next to me is explaining to the other mother that her son has started a podcast.

    • reconciling our business bank account in @Xero against @stripe credit card payments.

  • I feel like no-one else on the planet is talking about the issues dear to my heart -

  • The Failing @NYTimes sounds like a new @netflix series

  • How do we even know if it's breaking news if we don't put the words breaking news in all caps?

  • Now that I'm blue tick verified I just spend my nights in hotel rooms alone thinking of other verified people to tweet

  • I hate boycotts, they're often misaligned and misguided, but ...

  • Trump's going to build a fourth wall in Hamilton, the musical.

  • If a couple have asked me to make their ceremony an unplugged ceremony, how many times should I ask "that person" to put the phone down?

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  • The struggle is real: "why can't I invite all of Facebook to my wedding" is a thing.

  • A wedding is but one day - a marriage is for life - so have an awesome wedding, but make your marriage better than your wedding

  • Pro life tip: Banana Prawns are nothing like bananas.

  • Also a fantastic way to see what I do

  • Super moon? Get back to me when you make a weird crossover movie with Bat moon, Super moon #pfft

  • Just a late night thought from a Sydney airport hotel room ✌🏻️

  • If couples began their marriage together, planned their wedding together, maybe their marriage would be stronger.

  • The simple inclusive act of acknowledging that your customer is two people instead of one could actually change the world

  • I think the most powerful thing the #weddingindustry could change is instead of calling its customers brides, call them couples

  • Source: Barista thinks I'm a douchebag.

  • Paying for coffee with Apple Pay on your Apple Watch is a genuine way of making sure the barista knows you're a douchebag.

  • Has America united it's states yet?

  • Love an early flight delayed so I'm not as rushed ... but next time @Qantas, let a brother know the night before so I can change the alarm?

  • What songs have you asked your DJ not to play?

  • Blow drying my hair with a men's bathroom hand dryer, because I'm pro like that

  • It's amazing what a bunch of flowers does for your relationship. Seriously, this is like some kind of weird secret no-one ever told me.

  • Everyone's confused about the US election results — but this is a country where wanting less people to die is a controversial opinion.

  • Everyone passionate about #ElectionNight right now: "If only I had of shared more blog posts online!" #Elections2016

  • First time back in front of macOS after three weeks on iOS only.

    Yup ... I'll buy a new MacBook.

  • So, the iguana is the earth's future, and the snakes are US politicians, right?

  • I'm not sure why, it just sounds like an awesome idea.

  • I propose that for the 2020 election Australia sends a special envoy of democracy sausage sizzles to American polling booths.

  • Instead of posting on social about an election we can't vote in & in a country we don't live in, let's actually make America great again

  • Woah, the teasers for the final season of USA looks good. Can't believe it starts this week!

  • So last night I dreamt that I showed @siracusa my non-existent vintage Mac collection.

  • Now I'm self-employed the most consistent people in my life are podcasters.

  • When I worked for corporates I used to have very real dreams about work meetings and doing regular boring stuff with co-workers.

  • Figured I'd only ever use the points for headphones anyway ¯_(ツ)_/¯

  • Living dangerously: just cancelled our economy seats home from Europe and booked business class seats on points.

  • Brexit's relationship status just changed to 'It's complicated'

  • And with any luck our connecting @SAS ✈️ to Paris will be delayed. We've got 16 minutes to connect 😳

  • Bye bye Iceland! ✈️Copenhagen!