← 2016December 2016
Listening back to a @thingcommittee podcast episode from 2013 ... I feel like I was a million years younger but @SteveMolk still sounds old
Really good idea: 24/7 @Xero helpline. I just want to chat to someone.
Leonardo Caprio won an Oscar, then the rest of 2016 happened. Coincidence?
If I ever hear the phrase "there's still time to run" to a groom from a family member again I'll probably snap.
In short, the secret to an awesome wedding is ditching the bridal party
As a professional wedding attender I can tell you that weddings without bridal parties > weddings with bridal parties
"Love is better than no love, though it can hurt so much." - Iris Murdoch
We're thinking South Pacific out of Brisbane - but we honestly know nothing.
Hey travellers - Britt and I are thinking of going on a cruise for the first time in 2017 - where's a good place to research cruises?
Which celebrity would you invite to your wedding assuming our cats were busy?
What would your wedding look like if you didn't have any guests? Start planning from that point and make your guests fit around you ✌🏼
Margot Robbie served Coco Pops for dessert at her wedding and now Britt and my wedding is the second best wedding to have ever occurred 🍽👏🏻
Movie idea: The year is 2016, accounting software still sucks, but one company wants it to suck more: Xero Effect
Confidence is #clamxav (MacOS antivirus software) finding a "virus" in @stripe's javascript on loading the Stripe dashboard
Asking for a friend.
I'm talking really fucking frustrated.
I wonder how many people have bought Office 365 after trying to do stuff in Apple Numbers and getting super frustrated.
It's like a real life Youtube video.
Some genius is on the public piano at #thekitchens starting @Coldplay songs beautifully then descending into a toddler smashing on keys.
Feeling quite proud of that last tweet
What's the best wedding photo ever, like, in the history of the universe? I'd love to see it.
Scene 1: dragons Scene 2: nazi symbol Scene 3: Michael@Bay's name Scene 4: Transformer in a football stadium.
Bloody hell.
Ten points to Toyota for screening a 'prequels suck' ad before #StarWarsRogueOne
Pro Tip: Investing money into your marriage saves you investing money into your divorce.
Idea: a viral video full of big name celebrities asking big name celebrities to stop making viral videos asking people to do stuff.
I'd probably be even cooler if I could type it
I feel like I'd be more popular if i understood crickey
Tomorrow morning: I'm a guest on Radio National's Life Matters!
How many peeps in your bridal party? Are they all the same gender, either side?
I've just been confirmed as a guest on @RNLifeMatters on Monday morning - tune in!
Why are you getting married where you are getting married?
and a Josh to ensure the whole gag is shared online.
Proving once more that God is real, he fills a Qantas flight with hungover schoolies, a choir of screaming babies,
Is that what kids say these days?
The two schoolies passed our next to me on this flight went hard
"You're born alone, and you die alone. The value of the space in between is trust and love." - Louise Bourgeois