← 2017January 2017
Guy skulling from a goon bag on the M1 next to his '91 Ford Festiva at 5:39pm on Australia Day is obviously having #tay4hottest100 feelings
Someone just sent me a RAR file full of photos ... it feels like 2002 again
Listening to @Hit105Breakfast and as the ads start I literally tried to skip through the ads ... I listen to too many podcasts
What would need to happen for you to cancel your wedding?
If I started charging my clients multi-hundred "other" un-explained charges I'd be on @ACurrentAffair9
I'm sure it'll be dropped like last month's $900 "other" charge.
This month there's just a random $827 "other" charge that is taking 30 minutes to diagnose.
Every month I have to call @Telstra about my bill. Every fucking month. Why can't @Optus or @VodafoneAU be better so I could jump ship.
I'm Shannon Noll, let me back into Crazy Horse, is the line of the year
Strippers on the bucks night?! Does anyone still do this anymore?
Our culture and our history is our responsibility, not an advertising agency's. 2/2
Australia rests/dashes its hopes for our culture on a lamb ad and think that the only sheep in question are on a barbecue. 1/2
What was the last wedding tradition you questioned?
Don't ask that question, that's my advice
My grandpa's in hospital, so I'm visiting and I ask if he has any dark deep family secrets he thinks I should know ...
As I immerse myself more and more into the hashtag iPad lyf I find less and less apps and developers give a fuck about the iPad
Oh, hey! This guy wrote another article for @yahoo7be 🤘🏻
I'm 19 hours into 2017 and still unsure what to be outraged at, help me out Twitter
What's the go with these ~365 day shaped blocks of time being responsible for outright celebrity murder?