← 2017 January 2017

  • Guy skulling from a goon bag on the M1 next to his '91 Ford Festiva at 5:39pm on Australia Day is obviously having #tay4hottest100 feelings

  • Someone just sent me a RAR file full of photos ... it feels like 2002 again

  • Listening to @Hit105Breakfast and as the ads start I literally tried to skip through the ads ... I listen to too many podcasts

  • What would need to happen for you to cancel your wedding?

  • If I started charging my clients multi-hundred "other" un-explained charges I'd be on @ACurrentAffair9

  • I'm sure it'll be dropped like last month's $900 "other" charge.

  • This month there's just a random $827 "other" charge that is taking 30 minutes to diagnose.

  • Every month I have to call @Telstra about my bill. Every fucking month. Why can't @Optus or @VodafoneAU be better so I could jump ship.

  • I'm Shannon Noll, let me back into Crazy Horse, is the line of the year

  • Strippers on the bucks night?! Does anyone still do this anymore?

  • Our culture and our history is our responsibility, not an advertising agency's. 2/2

  • Australia rests/dashes its hopes for our culture on a lamb ad and think that the only sheep in question are on a barbecue. 1/2

  • What was the last wedding tradition you questioned?

  • Don't ask that question, that's my advice

  • My grandpa's in hospital, so I'm visiting and I ask if he has any dark deep family secrets he thinks I should know ...

  • As I immerse myself more and more into the hashtag iPad lyf I find less and less apps and developers give a fuck about the iPad

  • Oh, hey! This guy wrote another article for @yahoo7be 🤘🏻

  • I'm 19 hours into 2017 and still unsure what to be outraged at, help me out Twitter

  • What's the go with these ~365 day shaped blocks of time being responsible for outright celebrity murder?