← 2017April 2017

  • I'm looking for date-night ideas? Care to share?

  • To love without knowing how to love, hurts the ones we love.

  • Just unsubscribed from the saddest of Mailchimp lists. It's name was "<newsletter name> first 2k users"

  • Hey Perth 🙋🏻‍♂️

  • Where would you elope to, if you could?

  • World changing awesome idea: hash browns in the @Qantas Club for brekky. How can we make this happen? Will retweets alone be enough?

  • I'd aim to have zero "guests" at your wedding but as many witnesses as required. For such an intimate occasion guests can stay at home IMHO.

  • It's far too early for adventuring 🇳🇿 GC✈️Queenstown

  • Which flowers should I get Britt? I know NOTHING about flowers!

  • Screen time < face time.

  • I'm at Canberra's Qantas Club if anyone else is sitting here trying to avoid working like I am?

  • I need a second witness to a marriage ceremony in Canberra right now. Anyone out and about in the capital with 5 min spare?

  • ... but secretly delivering it to the fridge where I'll have no choice but to eat it because it's already there.

  • I hope everyone respects my religion this weekend by not giving me halal-certified chocolate to my face ...

  • Anyone able to be at Amaysim's offices at 2pm on the 27th of April to see if there's an actual draw for their NBN competition?

  • ✈️ Canberra

  • Next time I fly @united I'm taking a can of @pepsi to give to the staff

  • Instead of getting free nuts onboard a @United flight, you simply are nuts for boarding a @United flight.

  • Join the @united frequent fighters club today to start earning points now!

  • "Sir, you're actually three feelings over for your fare, it looks like you're still holding on to that time we beat you up."

  • After this United incident are airlines going to have to start offering emotional baggage allowances?

  • Have you considered ditching the seating plan? Place a sign saying 'Sit where you'd like"

  • If you think about it, we're all Kendall Jenner and our memes are cans of Pepsi

  • "Love is better than no love, though it can hurt so much." - Iris Murdoch

  • What's your favourite thing about the person you're marrying?