← 2018 June 2018

  • Our unborn baby just looked up at me and said “Daddy, why do people make up things their kids said and post them on the internet?”

  • Now that my barber blew the cut hair off my shoulders with her coffee breath I know for a fact I’m having a worse day than you.

  • Most people wouldn't realise that before Thomas Edison invented the light bulb, moths and insects were the dominate species on earth. Edison was the first person to finally control them with light bulbs.

  • On The Radio, It's Always Midnight

  • Flying business class on Jetstar today, which is pretty much like walking with socks on instead of barefoot #JQ57

  • 🏄‍♀️ like ants to a crumb

  • Ok, so I've got an idea, it's like porn but the videos are of people replying to then archiving the last few emails in their inbox until it's empty.

  • Saturday surfers at Burleigh