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• 2020.03.31

  Don’t forget to wind your clock back to 2021 when daylight savings ends this weekend. Maybe that will help end this?

• 2020.03.30

  Could I please ask you to import that fact into Photoshop and blur it a little. I only trust information I read in low-resolution images shared on social media.

• 2020.03.30

  I just found out that there’s a dog food called Applaws so everything’s going to be ok guys.

• 2020.03.27

  Coming to channel Seven soon: Border Security: Queensland Edition, taking the cool out of Coolangatta.

• 2020.03.19

  If everyone is working from home and social distancing, who’s in the Wiggle House? Who’s in the Wiggle House? Who’s in the Wiggle House today?

• 2020.03.16

  Who ever imagined that when the apocalypse arrived we’d all be fighting it by standing at the sink washing our hands thoroughly to the beat of I Will Survive?

• 2020.03.15

  95% of content on social media this week is pure Coronavirus-related speculation, I reckon.

• 2020.03.15

  iPadOS’ machine learning has finally figured out what I do for a living.

  
• 2020.03.13

  After hours mascot

  
• 2020.03.05

  OMG did you hear that everyone is stocking up on wedding celebrants because of the Coronavirus?!

  (Just go along with this one guys, it’s a sales technique 🤫)

• 2020.03.05

  If I started fake coughing and sneezing on this full flight I’m on right now would that be a hilarious prank or would I be the worst person alive?