← 2020 April 2020

  • Pizza Hut. Dine In Restsurant. Kirra, Queensland, Australia. 2020. Sad face.

  • Father of the year, photographs his daughter picking up some seaweed. Seaweed is actually a bluebottle jellyfish. When do I get my medal?

  • Snapper Rocks in April

  • Coronavirus hitting the wedding industry isn't all abd

  • If COVID-19 doesn't get me, rescheduling weddings and elopements probably will. Welcome to my TED Talk.

  • Breathing from a hole in my lung, I had no one. With faces in front of me racing through the void in my head to find traces of a good luck academy // Straight Lines

  • If you’ve ever thought that Facebook was listening, it is, just not through your phone’s microphone, but through your activity. Everything you do, everything you click, everything you like, gives away more than any app released by a government.

  • Just after the Coronavirus first hit the economy bad, I invested savings, a house deposit, into a managed fund. Today we withdrew that cash so we could buy a house (because we're currently living in an Airbnb) and I made a 1.9% profit. The Milky Bars are on me.

  • Australia: Uses their child’s name with a capital first letter then a number at the end as a password, and also has strong feelings about the COVIDSafe contact tracing app’s privacy implications.

  • The iPhone SE is the last hurrah of each generation of iPhone

  • Today in old white male news, one old white man claims that his use of a smirking pose on a dark background with his name in an all caps serif font has been copied. Old white men nationwide are outraged.

  • New Wiggles > OG Wiggles

  • What do you think we should build? - Andreessen Horowitz

  • anyone murdered at all during self-isolation

    Homocide Detective: Yeah, it was definitely the wife.

  • About 10yrs ago I had a burger at a small town in Western Australia whilst driving across the desert to Perth and I haven't received an email from that burger artist yet to find out how they're responding to COVID-19. This is super disappointing. It's like they don't even care.

  • I'll know this virus has gotten really bad when the Qantas On-Hold Music Band start doing free concerts on Instagram Live.

  • Considering that all of the pubs and bars are closed, is now the time for all of them to agree on a national beer size standard?

  • I wouldn’t worry about even getting COVID-19 when COVID-20 is going to be released in a few months and it will support 5G.

  • Walked to Twin Towns for a Checkpoint Charlie (Queensland’s closed border) photo and all I got were these JPEGs.