Photography I Created
Goldie and the light leak at Tallebudgera
A real estate colleague asked me yesterday how I marketed myself in weddings. I said, I just did really good work and then people enquired. Like this couple.
Breaks my heart to say no to international work at the moment, but it’s not sustainable whilst there are still border variables.

Marriage celebrants get all the cool stories.

In 2003 Pusha T wrote the McDonald’s “I’m Lovin’ It” jingle, and because he wasn’t properly compensated he’s now worked on a collab with Arby’s and it’s amazing

Good, good, the metaverse has a volunteer police department full of randos planting weed on people and arresting people using annoying avatars.

I’ve always wanted to be able to watch planes land from my toilet. Now that our bathroom renovation is finished, I can!

A few more hours of doing absolutely nothing for a week in Cairns until I go back to figuring out how to convince someone to sell their house with me, plus doing all the postponed weddings from Covid and the floods
Good news, the iOS Photos Look Up feature now works in Australia.
Bad news, it can’t see crocodiles.

At what point can I add photograoher for @DealStreetAsia on my LinkedIn?

For everyone that’s thought Apple iCloud email didn’t have server-side rules/forwarding, they apparently do now.

Great. Now I’m part of the “use a correct aircraft type” problem.
Qantas doesn’t fly Boeing 717s to New Zealand m8.

Haycock Island
Smile from a crocodile

Smile at a baby crocodile

That’s it, I’m done. I’m moving to Mars.

Apple event March 2023: We’ve put an M1 in the Polishing Cloth and it’s available for pre-order this Friday for $229.

From where you’d rather be, if where’d you rather be is a tropical paradise in the middle of a really rainy week
Home for the next few days // Clifton Beach, Qld
People who like to party on ice have moved to my neighbourhood
