Photography I Created

    I’m really good at sales

    Every time I pick up an AFR lately and the front page headline isn’t “World is Fukt” I’m honestly surprised.

    Lismore and the New South Wales Northern Rivers needs help.

    Skilled labour, stood down unvaxxed workers re-employed and resourced, fresh water, perishables, probably a coffee break. Through Brisbane it’s the same.

    Britt just dropped off a bunch of supplies to some friends in need, this is their house, there is so much work ahead for the whole community.

    Could you imagine your house going under?

    Please find real and generous ways to help.

    “He mooed we must fight, escape or we’ll die. Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high.”

    Sunrise Surfers Paradise shoot this morning for a construction client

    Our precious Goldie turns one today!

    Luna’s taken it upon herself to put the front page of Spectrum from the weekend’s SMH on the fridge because she likes the bird.

    Tugun got a bit wet today

    #floodlyf

    Quiz

    Just one moment

    Day four no bathroom.

    Old Spice has been drafted for service.

    The Russian Military website is down with HTTP error code 418, which means it is a teapot #nottheonion

    “The HTTP 418 I’m a teapot client error response code indicates that the server refuses to brew coffee because it is, permanently, a teapot. A combined coffee/tea pot that is temporarily out of coffee should instead return 503. This error is a reference to Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol defined in April Fools’ jokes in 1998 and 2014.”

    I do appreciate how impossibly hard Kanye West has made to listen to Donda 2. It’s like Schrödinger’s album.

    Day three without a shower and bathroom and I’m considering starting using Lynx Africa.

    I impulse purchased a Stem Player a while back because I convinced myself I needed something this weird in my life. Now I’m probably one of like ten people in Australia who will be able to listen to Kanye West’s new album. What a time to be alive.

    Our bathroom, a photo series.

    Sometime around the turn of the century (before we owned it) vs. 7am today vs. 11am today.

    In my humble opinion, one of the most under-appreciated literary works of the past 25 years are Chuck Lore’s vanity cards

    One day boomers are going to learn about Option + Shift + Command V and then us Millennials are going to be really screwed.

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