Photography I Created

    Conspiracy theory: Hungry Jacks has never had thick shake machines. The whole idea of a shake from HJs is a ruse. They’re under the control of Big Softdrink.

    Oh that burns @decryption

    Can the new city of Próspera be the better world we dream of?

    Is it possible to build a better world? That’s what is being attempted in Honduras. Is it full of problems? Yes. Does it look promising? Yes!

    Dive deep on Astral Codex Ten’s Prospectus

    “If I can’t be within driving distance of Daniel Johnson’s Monkey And Sloth Hangout, I don’t want to be a part of your revolution.”

    Toddler, living her best life, sitting in a Coles Supermarket trolley, eating tuna sushi. Circa April 2021. iPhone 12 Pro 4.2mm lens, f1.6, 1/50 sec, ISO 200. Photographer: Joshua Withers.

    I’m going to be an Icelandic pop star, what are you going to be?

    Five years since DJI has handed down an Inspire or Phantom from on high, and three years since a Pro Mavic has been bestowed upon us. What, oh Chinese lords, what will you gift us this week?

    The Blue Mountains before the sun rises are a flippin treat

    sunday flyday

    That was quick, Find My, considering there’s no items to add or find yet

    It’s been a while since I’ve taken the 6am Saturday flight to Sydney for a wedding, it feels good. I feel dribs and drabs of normality returning to my life.

    What a brave, cunning, and linguistic call for Tourism SA to make.

    Gold Coast Mayor calls in Evergreen to cause our own Suez Canal incident on the M1 to stop Brisbane people going “down the coast” for Easter.

    #notthebetootaadvocate

    I feel like the marketing team at Zarraffas have never had breakfast, they just saw an Instagram Reel about it once

    You haven’t lived until you’ve live texted a Covid press conference with all of your wedding clients getting married in the next few days.

    Cheers to the freakin weekend

    We’re only one or two more “Covid ruined my wedding and now it’s your problem, Withers” away from collecting the whole set.

    Good thing I’ve got great contracts that mean nothing in court.

    Time to fly, Melbourne

    I keep on finding this weird smudge on the top of some of my photos when I get them back from the film lab. Anyone know what’s causing it?

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