Peta & Jeff eloped! #MarriedByJosh with the #elopementcollective & #heartandcolour taking … t.co/ECA6Lphd9... t.co/8BfXbs2MW...

The last time I was on the @TheTodayShow I said "so much good" as if it's a thing normal people say t.co/iCb4EBusp...

I'm on the @TheTodayShow tomorrow morning at 7:50am talking about the #marriageamnesty t.co/1vtq5zkyj...

Consider this your official tease: The Today Show, Friday, 7:55am.

#nottheonion t.co/tP9t40uiH...

Waze is rockin' the suburbs, just like Michael Jackson did, but with traffic, instead of music t.co/ElNfNMyrM...

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How to know if you should marry someone: if you're sad that you can't just call them to sa… t.co/743ltYAxs... t.co/QOrbrG16Z...

#MotelMexicola, a great place to down tacos like a mad man, a@d to make out with your new … t.co/K6m9Xu68g... t.co/QrgnQJ2vI...

It'd be totes awe if anyone shared the link around to some people that might benefit from a day of #marriageamnesty t.co/hN78FyvJU...

And a few news orgs have poked around and had a look at it

I haven't convinced a venue/cafe/something to let me host it somewhere yet, so at this point it might happen in Hyde Park or similar?

Things are going crazy on the #marriageamnesty front: photographers are flying to Sydney, and driving from across Sydney to shoot the day!

Step 4) Reinforce the reason why I'd never made a purchase on @Kogan before today. Nice company, @ruslankogan ✌🏼

Step 3) Deny @Qantas frequent flyer points to new @kogan customers t.co/lci7P5xvZ...

Step 2) Delay asking for @qantas frequent flyer number until after payment

Evidence @Kogan t.co/XX9RDjze7...

Kogan marketing: Step 1) offer a 10 @Qantas points per dollar spent to lure in new customers

I tried paying with my phone today, and looked like even more of an idiot than I normally would using Apple Pay.

I lost my Phone in Bali last week, I've been using an old iPhone in between insurance claims etc, & the feature I miss the most: #ApplePay

The last "most adult thing" ever was also with my accountant. I ought to stop seeing him. He's probably the reason I'm going grey.

I'm currently scheduling a tax-planning meeting with my accountant, topping the "most adult thing I've ever done" list.

"We have been engaged for 4 years and have 3 kids. Our lives are pretty busy so we really like the idea of a has..." t.co/dy4m5YC3f...

10 points if you can name this wall.

Matt & Megan #marriedbyjosh with the @elopementcolle… t.co/5I4FaQML1... t.co/zruCwWADE...

Matt & Megan #marriedbyjosh in Bali last week with @elopementcollective and @heartandcolou… t.co/SgoPZ2A0e... t.co/7LcY9iQyY...

Oh, hey there @whitemagazine contributors! #lovemywhitemag t.co/jUl5fuHrV... t.co/nHv727OwK...

Register for the #marriageamnesty for free at t.co/RNqeuELo2...

I'm proclaiming September 24, 2016, a day of marriage amnesty, a pardon for everyone that wants to be married, but a wedding has stopped you

The best thing about tonight is realising there's a Twitter bot that auto-liked tweets that mention thought leader.

Every Monday night I realise I completely missed #qanda by living life outside of the outragesphere again.

Yasss! Dee just got their tickets to Who Cares Wins!! Gets yours at t.co/Ugy8u3MyL...

Can't wait to be back in #Bali for Danielle & Jaje's wedding next week!

Here's a sneak pe… t.co/Gdn85azOG... t.co/aSsL2TDE2...

"I've been with the father of my 3 children for 24 yrs & have never been able to afford it" t.co/RNqeuELo2... #marriageamnestyday

Between the waves, cars, and planes crashing in Burleigh today, it'd be a great place to get dinner tonight, so many free carparks.

ABC New: car on fire in Burleigh. 9News: A plane has crashed at Burleigh.

"After being together for 23 years and 3 grown children money has always got in the way.so this will gove ius no..." marriedbyjosh.c

"Steve and I have been engaged for 5 yrs now, the only thing delaying the marriage is how overwhelming a wedding is" t.co/974JQWltL...

I wrote a thing sharing awkward truths about Britt for @WHITEMagazine - read at t.co/aAF3514uS...

"We've been together for nearly 4 yrs and in that time our little family has grown to 6!" t.co/974JQWltL... #marriageamnestyday

"We have been so busy with our two beautiful daughters 1 & 3 years old that we havent been able to plan a wedding!" t.co/974JQWltL...

Anyone with the email for Kyle and Jackie O's producers?

The public eye sucks balls quite a lot. What that statement is true, it's also seemingly where I've made my bed.

K&A wanted to get married but planning their wedding was getting out of control, and it tu… t.co/BJsyTE58f... t.co/WgFMk28xN...

Who would have thought that so many people needed a day of amnesty for getting married t.co/RNqeuELo2... is getting busy!

I'll marry as many people as I can at no cost, all for the power of love and the love of marriage. Register for free t.co/974JQWltL...

If you have been "meaning to", or "wanting to" get married but a wedding has been standing in the way, September 24 in Sydney is your day.

Launch time!!! I'm proclaiming September 24 as marriage amnesty day.

Do I sound desperate?

Any cafe at all in Sydney?

Somewhere for me to sit, with a laptop plugged into power, and sign the paperwork for a tonne of people to get married for free