We decided to sell our Covid-escape-beach-unit in Palm Beach on the Gold Coast. If you’re currently looking to escape to a beachside apartment, I highly recommend it.
Why is it called a wedding tax when wedding vendors decide to not undercut each other, and instead focus on being profitable and sustainable?
Why are people in small businesses so afraid of making an profit, having a day off or even a holiday? Why is sustainability and profit demonised in our society?
Wedding planning pro tip: Choose a wedding vendor team, then a date, instead of spending your whole life trying to find a team available on your date.
If you inserted a MYST CD-ROM into your computer sometime in the early 90’s and found yourself entrenched in the wonder that was MYST, then this Soundcloud is going to do something to your nostalgia.
John Mulaney getting getting divorced is the kind of celebrity news that makes me want to take the week off and empty some ice cream tubs whilst crying.
📷 Friday sunrise on the #GoldCoast
Hanging with useless nipples Withers.
Captioned by her mother who is 20 minutes away.
View out my window right now
Bitey McBiteFace
“The big money is made not by exposing the truth but by papering it over or concealing it.”
Hey, bye @heyhey
Don’t forget that we’re all competing in a game where if we hit the right keys on the keyboard in the right order at the right time we win money and get donuts.
The worst thing about having an AirTag in your luggage is that instead of guessing that your luggage is about to come out, it removes any doubt that it isn’t.
Burleigh Heads on a Monday morning
If you’ve ever wondered how weird you are, if you don’t eat the deceased at their own funeral, you’re not that weird.
“In many villages, when a person died, they would be cooked and consumed. It was an act of love and grief.”
Who would’ve ever imagined that the BBQ-lovin Covid guy was actually trying to buy the whole chain of Barbecue’s Galore stores!?
Just say that after the traumatic 14 months behind us, we were considering selling everything and travelling Australia in a caravan with a toddler and newborn and you had prescient advice, what exactly would that advice be?
An old friend of mine from like 20 years ago has released an album and I found out because someone had a typo in their email address which landed the newsletter intended for Paul Withers’ into my old Hotmail. Serendipity 2.0?
I’m dying of dystentery over this announcement.
