“I’m studying to become a lawyer for my friend’s upcoming court case” said no-one ever.

So apart from “because Joey from Friends did it” why are people spending thousands of dollars and more than a year of their life becoming a celebrant instead of hiring a professional?

The only bridge climb in Australia better than the Storey Bridge Climb, of the two available

Take me hommmmeeeee, country airline

Syd

That shining glint in the Crown of capitalism

Hey, guys who decide how comfortable Uber Comfort is, it’s not a Toyota Camry

If you’re in Circular Quay this afternoon, the playlist is mine

Sarah and Michael’s awkward start to their wedding ceremony included a promo for the Gold 104.3 Christian O’Connell Breakfast Show

“This is lockdown’s near forbidden secret and terrible truth — that at the heart of grief, and midst mayhem, carnage and deep sadness, people do beautiful things.”

– Nick Cave

It was not my final destination

Important noodle information

When I grow up I’m going to run a cafe and an AirBnb, both of which have functional and high speed wifi.

School’s out at Lismore Primary

Daylesford

What did Ausnet do?!

In sad tech news, my favourite Melbourne store - Mac Addict - has shut down through 2020. I literally booked a hotel across the road so I could check it out today. Heres a 2017 review from EFTM to showcase how beautiful the store was.

Trying out the NKOTB to Melbourne today

Conspiracy theory: Hungry Jacks has never had thick shake machines. The whole idea of a shake from HJs is a ruse. They’re under the control of Big Softdrink.

“I’m only posting about @ARationalFear so @DanIlic sends me a prize pack”