Cheers to the freakin weekend

In a way, aren’t we all boats stuck in a Suez Canal called life?
1yr ago today Queensland closed its border to other states with Police manning that border. That day was the beginning of a year from hell for our family and talking to a friend yesterday I realised I haven’t even mourned the last year yet. That’ll be something nice for future Josh to deal with.
We’re only one or two more “Covid ruined my wedding and now it’s your problem, Withers” away from collecting the whole set.
Good thing I’ve got great contracts that mean nothing in court.

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Time to fly, Melbourne

“I’m working in Epping, Epping is barely Melbourne, and I’m working with a group of engineers that don’t smoke!?” is literally a sentence spoken by a Collingwood supporter walking to the MCG through Richmond and I think that’ll be the most Melbourne thing I experience this trip.
If you’re wondering if airports have spent the downtime they’ve been gifted over the last year to make their coffee better, they haven’t.
I keep on finding this weird smudge on the top of some of my photos when I get them back from the film lab. Anyone know what’s causing it?
If you’ve ever been disappointed, know that you’ve not been truly disappointed unless you have prepared food for a toddler to not eat despite telling you that they wanted that exact thing you just made, and you made it really well, am I raising a psychopath?!
For all intensive purposes words don’t matter, right?
I, for one, welcome our new unable to understand actual consent so we’re using a sexual consent app overlords.
PSA: Your kiwi fruit experience will improve once you realise you don’t need to spit out the seeds.
Just say, hypothetically, that you were married to a heavy rug user, what are some things you can encourage your partner to do to stop buying rugs and eventually kick that rug addiction?
Asking for a friend.
In the first two months of both our girls lives we’ve moved house. Oddly enough, into the same house both times. Tomorrow we’re out of the Palmy Crew and back into the Tugun Flight Path!
Police are now targeting a part of the people who misuse the word apart.
Did one person a million years ago cross their fingers and magically their situation changed for the better, or are we all just crossing fingers for feels?
It's not all men, but it's only men.
“It’s not all men, but it’s only men.”
Those are some tough words to read, thank you for sharing Damien Johnson.
It’s not all men, but it is all people who look like me, who identify like I do, it is people who I could be mistaken for, or more importantly, people who I don’t fear but are fearful to other people.
I was thinking about the time that Dale and Barney and I were bashed up by a bunch of guys only meters from the cafe strip in Broadbeach, that was the first and last time I’ve ever been scared for my life, and I’m lead to believe that so many women feel that level of fear a lot more than I ever have.
I believe that a real inhibitor in the conversation about all this
To my brothers who feel threatened by the current movement, my encouragement would be that if you’ve done no wrong, if you’re not abusing your position by suggesting or insinuating sexual motives towards women who you have no right to do so to, then we have nothing to fear.
Stand by our girls and let them know you’re sick of it to, because I sure am. We can’t go back from this, we can’t go around it, or over it, we need to go through it.
Girls, I’m with you, it is ridiculous that you should feel fear to be in public alone, for it to be our default position that you are not safe in the presence of unknown men, and even worse than that, for you not to be safe in the presence of known men.
It’s not all men, but it’s only men.

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