I for one am shocked to find out that the Colonialist White British Empire’s Royal Family is racist.
Goldie Grace Withers' birth
Britt and I are very pleased to introduce Goldie Grace Withers to the world. Just before 11am we were standing around the birthing centre cracking jokes, measuring and weighing everything, because Goldie was two weeks overdue, even talking about the possibility of inducing Britt. At 11am contractions started and by 12:28pm on the 2nd of March, 2021, Goldie was earthside weighing 4 kilograms and healthy as we’d hope for.
We walked into the hospital at 9:18am after dropping Luna at kindy for the day, and walked back out at 5:45pm. It was the perfect birth day.
We’re so glad that our friend Bec Zacher was there to capture it for us.
If you complain that you phone is listening to you, but use Google Chrome as your web browser, you’re a hypocrite - quite possibly innocently - but Google Chrome is becoming the least private web browser, despite already being terrible.
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When Luna met Gracie
Let me introduce you to Goldie Grace Withers
No-one’s betting on a 2% chance of winning anything. If there’s a 2% chance of anything happening, that basically means the thing isn’t happening. Our doctor said there would be a 2% chance of us ever falling pregnant, and an even lower chance of us having two children.
But by God’s grace we’ve won that lottery twice now, so I’d love to introduce you to our little girl born yesterday, 4kg and healthy as you could ever hope for, please say hello to Goldie Grace Withers.
Thank you so much to our friend Bec Zacher for these amazing photos.
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Funny looking Old Gum Tree there m8
I just picked Luna up from her trying to play with some rude kids who didn’t want to play with her, so in front of the kids and their yucky mother told her that “we don’t have to play with yucky kids.”
Parenting has really brought out my inner bitch.
What’s with midwives not going all the way and becoming full wives? Asking for a friend.
Luna, we’re taking a photo for mummy, just hold on for a second
I’m at the markets talking to a friend and Luna walks off, treks across the whole market, to go to the stall she knows has watermelon. She gets a basket, puts a watermelon in it, and a carrot, and goes to the cashier.
I think she’s ready to leave home.
I love how Mentos stubbornly believes that people at service stations know what “Chewy Dragees” are.
I know that worrying works because nothing I’ve ever worried about has happened
Saturday morning, February 27, 2021. Baby still going through customs.
Sounds like a Pearl Jam song
I would like to make a public statement regarding the most recent episode, number 175, of the Wedding Photo Hangover podcast.
If you listen to that podcast you may hear me say stupid and offensive things. Alas, that was not me. My voice was hacked. I was just dropping the kids off in the podcast. Jenny and I spoke last night and she said to me, you have to think about this as a Prime Minister, just say you were hacked.
This is a link to the episode I was in no way on - please do not listen.
Palm Beach Boardriders
The Gold Coast property market right now …
