Consistency blown away by my calendar. In the coming week I'm at weddings in Brisbane, Perth, then Sydney .... frikkin amazing.

Debating a question here at home: is n Australian embassy "Australian territory"?

You can find @hellobrittanyjane and I at the @vintagebridemag #brisbanevintagebridewedding… t.co/qx9UzazBQ... t.co/04t3Zc3d1...

Joel + Kellie #marriedbyjosh! t.co/dSnUUumUz... t.co/KpGi2RakW...

But first let me take a selfie. Can you guys help me choose a filter?

Zoe + Matt #married… t.co/7WDoX7OHt... t.co/wfYAFapaV...

Happy Valentine's lovers xx t.co/IUWjPIzyU... t.co/ZMyJvJgAS...

Vows from Dreamworld to the wedding via the hospital t.co/kRQnldcvF...

I'm a guest on the Luke & Susie national radio show! Listen in here t.co/J4HIbGsvl...

it's like a show that's made personally for me

I'm live on @blab with @rightside right now talking about domain names and marriage! t.co/jkGrVvawT...

I'm talking about highs, lows, business and weddings on the Luke & Susie radio show :) t.co/sDGjJW2nZ... t.co/u8WZKbtom...

Siri's like a teenage girl when you ask her for advice in the supermarket t.co/spMHQdFf4...

Ben + Kaycee #marriedbyjosh 📷 Just For Love! t.co/cQ0gbT0r2... t.co/IbhNdKN1z...

Click this link to listen to me being interviewed by Luke & Susie! :) t.co/JrahFPG9R... t.co/II2PhTPCC...

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Taya & Millo #marriedbyjosh at #Tallai 📷 @adamwardphotography t.co/wHiMfiaX6... t.co/nHXEnu09O...

I'm at the @lightspacevenue Brisbane wedding open night - there's a Snapstory tour on my Snapchat right now t.co/4GGRQ7Cle...

Tonight! This bloke is talking about the best part of the wedding: the ceremony, at the @l… t.co/PkGb8QZrf... t.co/tSNvjLaGc...

Ziggy gets married t.co/PmbQGlq9B...

Face palm etc

So, Internets, should I do it?

Just now the TV producers called me and now I tried calling myself but I'm not answering.

For the last month, every day a new celebrant calls me asking whether I think it's a good idea for them to go on Married At First Sight.

Any of my friends want to work for Uber in Sydney in design? Let me know, I'll throw you a personal recc to the ppl t.co/eTwiwCiTq...

This coming Tuesday the 16th, aka tomorrow night from 6pm, you're invited to the @lightspa… t.co/JreznY59A... t.co/O2aOxZXWy...

I made a crabby friend at work today t.co/IRl55TXJ0... t.co/UJ1cNmOLC...

A perfect marriage is just two imperfect people who refuse to give up on each other. 📷 @he… t.co/MQsuEdxD7... t.co/shvauHuMI...

Today t.co/cUWStPMhS... t.co/2HlKMsXUK...

Dud & Jan #marriedbyjosh on #valentinesday on #northstradbrokeisland #brisbanewedding #bri… t.co/BSXRNRP2H... t.co/Yue5krmK9...

Today's office t.co/wHWDqpwUQ...

Today's office #northstradbrokeisland @ Point Lookout, North Stradbroke Island t.co/RAYVeNYBS...

These are the things that keep me up at night, @fatjoe @Ruleyork @ashanti - @AppleMusic. t.co/3Wc7Og86n...

If I can hear the @fatjoe with @Ruleyork & @ashanti questioning whether or not the microphone on, then indeed, it is already on

"Put the fucking mic on" is the demand @fatjoe begins the song "What's luv?" with as his friends @Ruleyork & @ashanti - but there's an issue

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"Most people don’t know why they’re doing what they’re doing. They imitate others, go with the flow, and follow p... t.co/ZLRPjqSgj...

Forgotten to make 💍 Valentine's Day ❤️ reservations? 🍝💕🍷 Don't worry! I've got a table for… t.co/BJSCULQl4... t.co/qeDyKXIsI...

If you'd like more information about my business send a stamped, self-addressed envelope to PO Box 457 in your capital city.

Four Corners host Sarah Ferguson professes her love with live TV - Mediaweek t.co/6pGaCoVu5... via @nuzzel thanks @MikeCarlton01

I'm obsessed with this girl.

I really believe that the joy of life is in finding that in … t.co/RxEHuqu9f... t.co/SicI1iV0k...

#Deadpool is an A++ superhero flick, but the writers were the real heroes in the movie

Adam and Kirsten's wedding vows t.co/Wa8wFdNWe...

About to send out a new #vowsemail - real wedding vows from my couples - email sub at t.co/EDtbRrMT9...

Would you have your wedding portrait photo shoot on a different day from your ceremony and… t.co/Qe4LxnFRX... t.co/4kEDOcZJ3...

Would you have your wedding portrait photo shoot on a different day from your ceremony and reception?

Josh and Britt's wedding vows t.co/gK1dRN05e...

Such a beautiful lack of lo-fi jokes and abundance of intelligence on @hit105Brisbane @StavAbbyOsher with @oshergunsberg on air

Read other people's #weddingvows by throwing your email in the subscribe box at … t.co/TPGZyPvyU... t.co/cGX0LnUyh...

$500 to get your own Snapchat filter for a day, $1000 for the month t.co/RJrh9lUI7...

By the way - would totally love a retweet on that last tweet peeps!