Happy birthday, Jimbob, you don't look a Day over 31 t.co/EU1yPlDFa... t.co/PwbhH5Kcy...

Happy birthday, Wifey 😍 t.co/utF9G4eKr... t.co/mZHbYsSrt...

Snapchat's way of saying that the French Air Force is coming to liberate mainland Australia from Tasmania? t.co/qhwO7ms9V...

I just crashed Charlie & Tammy's #AustraliaDay @triplej #hottest100 party and made them a husband & wife! t.co/hNuJOwC5a...

About to crash a #hottest100 party and turn it into a wedding!

Happy birthday to the best human in my life, my very own personal Australia Day t.co/PNG4u0Tci...

#happyaustraliadaymate @ Starbucks Australia t.co/jiWoUIIDz...

#humansofbrittany t.co/gZdy6vZ2J... t.co/SvxYOWY20...

John @Gruber has a podcast intro tune and now I'm questioning my whole existence.

By Australian journalism standards, me watching it will count, should I email them? t.co/hXX2jqmJl...

Good words from @jamesdayweddings: If you're going to have a wedding on Sydney harbour, sp… t.co/v0uzxAdup... t.co/mquzNLczb...

Sharli's pinging for an #applewatch for her 1st birthday, @bekgrace_ @bekgrace_ @ Feather and Docks t.co/F4HAcC1DG...

Layton and Laura crossed the divide and became husband & wife yesterday! @jamesdayweddings… t.co/3xLWXxjCz... t.co/rszKf7S6D...

Don't like #flowers? Like #chupachups? Allow me to introduce you to your new #weddingflowe… t.co/NrHjXYHk3... t.co/MSwJTZnUT...

Nic + Kim #marriedbyjosh in a surprise wedding at their engagement party! #nicandkimsbliss… t.co/7BWJmS1OP... t.co/lZJwgSIxm...

The amazing Layton & Laura #marriedbyjosh at #mckellpark with @girlfridayweddings @jamesda… t.co/v7ELWljxl... t.co/tz86w1dNY...

Showed @jamesdayweddings what a #marriedbyjosh marriage celebration looks like today! t.co/dHwWGzzkQ... t.co/k41x2gHAX...

Layton, the groom, tells me that he's sure that this super yacht is James Packer's. Is Mar… t.co/qv1tQedkt... t.co/ZzmRRAGZM...

I found a podcast host just wandering around the streets Sydney and had coffee with her an… t.co/ebFTawkQg... t.co/qhEWBb4Bo...

There's two children in business class on my flight. That sweet Minecraft money must be pouring in.

Starting to get some of that sweet comedy coin t.co/HqL8uQUjq...

Dear Mariah and James, I have many puns already prepared for your wedding ceremony, please call, your celebrant. t.co/8YZmpeRnc...

All of the text (I think) has been copied from the T&Cs we agreed to when we we last installed Windows. Any banks speak english?

Maybe banks would do better if they spoke english for humans on their websites?

Looking at the @ANZ_AU business accounts the primary difference is something called "Additional Key Package Benefits" which means FA

Is one bank better than others for small business (trust) banking?

Need to open new business bank accounts - any reason I should move away from ANZ where I currently am?

When I was a child I desired super powers, who didn't? I always thought they'd come as a h… t.co/qsPwcqiZn... t.co/oXtLxgmpe...

Be sure to read "In our darkest corners" by @Khourageous on @LinkedIn t.co/tN7emtnBp...

Ice cream sandwiches at #MisterFitz with @jewliehday and @hellobrittanyjane t.co/5YBggxrAD... t.co/Vwxon56bp...

#MisterFitz, probably illegal in this age of ice cream prohibition t.co/GnFhkM4Q8... t.co/Z3fVHZUbq...

Britt & I have just toured #Brisbane's newest #wedding #venue: @rainforestgardens - check … t.co/O1OuwHaeF... t.co/Gb1RHzalw...

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I don't think I've ever procrastinated more on any other social network than Snapchat

Thanks to @meghan_brearley for this photo from @collectivehub and their article about #pop… t.co/Kk3VgzLvF... t.co/gsNr05AW5...

I wonder if we can't do it today, through the powers of manipulation and Twitter @MolksTVTalk @ThingCommittee

Ok people, @MolksTVTalk and I have been struggling to find time in the schedule for a @ThingCommittee podcast recording

Riveting conversation about luggage and procrastination on my Snapchat right now #justsayin t.co/2F8DWKKzM...

This headline brings me great joy "John Romero just released his first Doom level in over two decades" t.co/5t9poFd8x...

Any chance of us just leaving them alone? t.co/z1JVAKnMa...

Has Skype gone the way of trampoline and xerox? I just had a client talk about Skyping me over FaceTime.

What is your first date story?

Britt and I met five years earlier, and I had told her I l… t.co/oi7iZAtQG... t.co/hW3J0TBGp...

Less than 20 witnesses, a bridal party, two kids in love, a photographer in @jam_on_your_c… t.co/kFmjyaVKH... t.co/4f5nNJa3r...

Here's a free, awesome, amazing, way to have a calm and stress-free wedding! t.co/7RED4quQe... t.co/37uZJTfGB...

This app is changing my world. iPhone power users will get lost in its awesomeness!
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First look photos are your express train to Calm Wedding Town t.co/t0YijzUkv... t.co/S63h106fX...

My mango looked ripe, but it wasn't ripe. I'm now questioning everything, & nothing makes sense anymore. What kind of God would allow this?

Flying Gold Coast to Brisbane this week, I thought it'd be shorter than 10 hours, I really should just drive t.co/4EBNE2v7y...

Victoria's novel approach to tiresome drivers: a quick power nap as you cruise down the highway at 110km/hr t.co/GjNJoXA3u...

Zoe & Matt #marriedbyjosh t.co/UZgFtZyLD... t.co/SKSkcIZto...