The problem isn't that life is unfair — it's that you don't know the rules t.co/4bVbmX62d...

How it is in the 'hood t.co/LBjDFbcyA...

Pope Francis: Christmas is a 'Charade' this year t.co/olzElaGu3...

“We’re raising our prices on Black Friday, and here’s why.” by @woodthumb t.co/lzMtOVBz7...

Can you even be insane in the membrane? Or were Cypress Hill just singing a lyric that rhymed?

Same-sex couple becomes first to be featured in weddings section of Queensland newspaper t.co/yfnC7Lh1e...

Making sure I'm going to be as hot as @avantgeorge on his wedding day t.co/TTXChel4H... t.co/xyVuKculO...

I spend far too many hours each week trying to convince #steviewithers to cuddle with me t.co/SKFbkH8eF... t.co/QwYd1nU1p...

Natalie & Daniel #marriedbyjosh and holograph we by @etherealphotography 😬 t.co/PfB70KJZ7... t.co/vOXhsSI2h...

About to talk #samesexmarriage and #commitmentceremonies on @612brisbane

The Jenner that made vaccination viral t.co/ir2hLyRMt...

'An Apple Store employee said that at one point the deranged sword wielding man yelled "I just want an iPhone!“' t.co/T8pW32tPl...

My Watch just crashed. What a time to be alive.

Kyle & Emily #marriedbyjosh and killing it at #boomerang 😁 @ Wilson's Outlook t.co/QxJilcoSf...

Kyle & Emily, teenage sweethearts, they've known each other since they were kids, and toda… t.co/DT3HJDEFk... t.co/P2HMmNYAa...

#Repost @storiesbyash ・・・ Chrisney & Adam, just married and braving some crazy heat yester… t.co/qJ9McSMRz... t.co/PF67pvC1B...

Gratitude, the secret elixir to not frowning heaps t.co/pVhpatU5Y...

When you're trying to Skype with couple's and the family loves you @ Gold Coast, Queensland t.co/AOjfRKtgj...

BREAKING: journalists dedicate front page of their collective works to journalists talking about journalists t.co/r4Qw2EIw0...

Coffee, it's like an ambulance in a cup t.co/3Ela8iRBB...

Nath & Kel #marriedbyjosh @ Sanctuary Cove, Queensland t.co/kLVaUsoPu...

Adam + Chrisney #marriedbyjosh at @bris_powerhouse with @storiesbyash and arcticfoxhire @ BRISBANE… t.co/SMnvhDr19...

Everything you wanted to know about Finstagram, the Fake Instagram t.co/FPxZUldgg...

Tis' the season to be tying wooden bows t.co/9L9w72Y7x... t.co/bFayTqwks...

Remember when uber used to mean cool/awesome/great instead of #fucktaxis

Talyn & Keehnan #marriedbyjosh t.co/sdOYfRiKe... t.co/S9nL034io...

Taken & Keehnan #marriedbyjosh on #mounttamborine at #cedarcreeklodges cedarcreeklodges… t.co/cllLQ656n...

7pm wedding on a heatwave day, don't mind if I do 😁 do you like the new #woodenbowtie? t.co/uIIXUwKtk... t.co/pGs58dsCU...

So Apple Pay has launched in Australia, is this news or did I miss it? t.co/cfzz9Cj7M...

Thanks 2 @FakeAshPunch's reminder, today we celebrate 4yr ago that @russellcrowe awkwardly asked "Is Joshua there?" t.co/Qa7NetqSo...

Love the Gold Coast 😘 t.co/eCvOnef6R... t.co/B3UH4qT9P...

My first Christmas party of the year, the Gold Coast Central Chamber of Commerce Christmas… t.co/8xwJcyWc1... t.co/EZEEGHmcE...

Robina t.co/NNhIg7A1z...

The postman is a busy #bowtie deliverer this week!! Thanks @olly.design! t.co/MANqy6Yai... t.co/3v0AFtO4m...

If you know a Josh Withers in the UK, let the good chap know won't you. t.co/VboLowZFp...

This week he starts work at the Amazon UK distribution centre and I'm pretty sure he won't know where the Amazon bus will pick him up from.

It's been fun watching his journey, eBay purchases through to job applications.

For a while now, some poor guy in the UK has being giving out one of my old Gmail email addresses as his own.

In today's mail!!! Something sweet from @devur_jewelry #woodenbowtie #bowtie #mensstyle #g… t.co/SCgJhLGrw... t.co/77ce2RaNs...

"Take some time today to stop and smell the non-description trees" - #AggieWithers t.co/B7dyn2nXL...

Nat & DAN #marriedbyjosh! t.co/qDaECH7Bn... t.co/ufM7bqMhZ...

I miss you, chopper @ Prospect Studios t.co/4BZYO76of...

The one word that can completely change your wedding vows for the better t.co/kT7lpUrmk... t.co/o84emRFTA...

One word that makes your wedding vows better t.co/eUhM3tfCm...

I just yelled "get to the chopper!" but there was only a car. So I guess that's my life now. Miss you, chopper.

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You're looking good today Brisbane! t.co/fNU8wBaTS...

Thousands of new cars coming into Brisbane t.co/W415NyiVK...

This is kind of like the first time you fly business class, you can't go back to economy a… t.co/xC29AGyCO... t.co/MYwDXC7xn...

Brisbane bound!!!! t.co/vobUBxrrW... t.co/nOQuTWPWr...