Listen to my interview on the @HumansOfTwitter podcast t.co/XJqxUVTaI...

Let your wedding guests know that you've changed the rules t.co/cRS4rcFzi...

Gympie has a sushi tram.

Gympie’s nice, for a town that floods annually

This is a great idea if you’re planning your own wedding! t.co/POWS75XZW... - thanks @offbeatbride!

Weirder than having a limo drive you? t.co/xCtOhD6qd...

Life goals t.co/9TQEmrlal... t.co/AujyGfENz...

We're hanging out with dolphins!!! #tincanbaydolphinfeeding #tincanbay #rainbowbeach #rain… t.co/cTB6OuZmK... t.co/14fybxlUs...

Emma snapped this hot photo of my stunning wife while we were doing an elopement together … t.co/VpD5X9YTB... t.co/zNN5OSsMG...

📷 #photographer @emmahampton 👔 #bowtie @tiesdotcom 😎 #suit @blackjacketsuiting #menssty… t.co/KcBE426lx... t.co/d8HDrnYxr...

I have this weird desire to play Sierra PC games from the 90s

Nic & Zoe #marriedbyjosh at #newfarmpark 📷 @willcampbellphoto #brisbanecelebrant #brisbane… t.co/4hIcS6QOs... t.co/2FmUg2XIL...

As cosey as #rainbowoceanpalmsresort is, part of me would rather be camping on #rainbowbea… t.co/vhKkMicBK... t.co/mtMh8tl3I...

The cliffs that give Rainbow Beach it's name #rainbowbeach #rainbowoceanpalmsresort #thisi… t.co/BhBh5P9l9... t.co/giuGkZgtQ...

#rainbowbeach #rainbowoceanpalmsresort t.co/ywYmv7PcV... t.co/AbyWr1aZ5...

I could just sit out here on the balcony for weeks on end ... back to the real world tomor… t.co/8iKJTEIuk... t.co/YwvPUWVyn...

Imagine, just for a second, one crazy second that you had a hat with the word "movies" on it t.co/NHJ1usp7d...

Poolside at #rainbowoceanpalmsresort #rainbowbeach t.co/NwNCWNGiC... t.co/KQeFZ3CpQ...

This is Queensland #thisisqueensland #thisisaustralia #rainbowbeach #rainbowoceanpalmsreso… t.co/xzTAhFcEC... t.co/KeaNazzYO...

4BC’s summer programming see’s @BenDavis74′s ‘drive’ show end before most drivers are driving home from work t.co/d9b3RaHFH...

Taxi drivers bashing Uber drivers ... bring on the driverless cars soon please, this is crazy t.co/t8EfIrTgU...

Love getting feedback t.co/GGmpHtBQk...

“We attribute our success, as I say often, to stubbornness and stupidity” — exec. at a company that’s making money selling cassette tapes

#rainbowbeach #sandblow #rainbowoceanpalmsresort t.co/Qb9KYlGRz... t.co/xMIQ21hRc...

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A few days away in a beautiful part of Australia this week :) #rainbowbeach t.co/80P7zYwCi...

#sandblow #rainbowbeach #rainbowoceanpalmsresort t.co/RRdVsJxwC... t.co/GkEyBLhaY...

#sandblow #rainbowbeach #rainbowoceanpalmsresort t.co/8kfZG2joW... t.co/XK1gnrZyi...

Mark from #rainbowoceanpalmsresort at #rainbowbeach invited @hellobrittanyjane and I up fo… t.co/WvYknEUut... t.co/H5GLZkzwD...

Taking Britt to Rainbow Beach for a two night getaway and the weather looks schweet! t.co/kd7gKSyrV...

When iiNet's service is playing up, then you get a bill, so you put it in Quickbooks and OS X autocorrects it to Inept. Apple's got my back.

My friend @MolksTVTalk makes a #podcast about the #HumansOfTwitter at @HumansOfThis and t.co/jrv4lpJeC... and I'm on it on Wednesday!

Dismal screening of some pre-recorded Footy Show bullshit after the #NRLGF. There goes my annual viewing of free-to-air TV.

All in all it's pretty unfair to hold a State of Origin match and not invite the NSW team. But I'll take the win.

In 3 hours time, when the stadium is empty they'll bring their Broncos onto the field and release their confetti cannons #probably #NRLGF

Add this one to tomorrow's playlists won't you @HOTFMtownsville @4TOFM #NRLGF #ridemcowboys t.co/Mw6rdvdmx... @nthqldcowboys

Damn it feels good to be a #Queenslander #NRLGF #ridemcowboys

#NRLGF t.co/nSg0eJ54T...

WE HAVE JUST FINISHED FOOTBALL AS WE KNOW IT. WE HAVE REACHED PEAK FOOTY #NRLGF #ridemcowboys

BEST GAME IN THE WHOLE WORLD. WE SHOULD ALL JUST STOP SPORTING NOW. #NRLGF #ridemcowboys

It's like a stadium of feels #NRLGF #ridemcowboys

Almost having a freaking heart attack here

I'm calling for a review of the goal post painters. It's definitely rigged #ridemcowboys #NRLGF

OHGJHNGBO

aAAATHKGMHFGGNBVBBHBGFGHGEDGYTGHHDGHHTGJHH

Could he have a harder kick? #nrlgf #ridemcowboys

The tension! #ridemcowboys #nrlgf

FUCCKKKKK

This is a ducking Eminem song lived out in football #NRLGF #ridemcowboys #obechanceoneopportunity

What a time to be alive #NRLGF #ridemcowboys