Ian and Larissa's marriage story is pretty cool! t.co/WGMRcKsZN...

I'm so torn. I want all the gadgets, like this Lily Camera. t.co/mRrA4WmXt...

That little show I'm in is live on Jumpin to watch right now t.co/Rvygn0ay6... t.co/avnpylCmY... t.co/WY0ZOa3J2...

#MarriedAtFirstSight is live on @9jumpin now t.co/DN6GtTwBI... t.co/9O9sXcnFo...

Britt's on holidays 5 days earlier than I am t.co/MMmvDianZ...

I just burst in on Daz & Dea's family brunch at Harbour Town Gold Coast to surprise marry … t.co/Lp5ILp6mY... t.co/V9B2KmZx5...

Woohoo! I'm marrying Hayley and Theshan at Osteria! #marriedbyjosh t.co/EWV3tSERG...

I need me a weed pen vapor thing. t.co/GRpmWAjZu...

How are our #cats even alive if they're chewing on electrical leads?? t.co/WYS9s3ySf... t.co/klgxIXcJk...

Hey @Molhoek, can I do a wedding here yet? :) t.co/zSBt6ilNT...

Guy using his laptop weirdly is my favourite guy, I see him most mornings at the post office bus stop t.co/salwxZiDY...

Pistol and Boooooo!, am I right?

Check out the video of the new Triple M Adelaide radio show now that Andrew Jarman won't be on air anymore t.co/4vQRbvq4a...

Apparently, somewhere in here, is an article by me, in Japan's FQ Magazine #ImBigInJapan t.co/LMzup3Wmb...

Wedding processional, aisle, and recessional, exit song suggestions t.co/uzv1jEYIS...

Nathan and Lauren #marriedbyjosh t.co/zv5wbHRfg...

"TV isn't dying, it's having babies." t.co/9LP6mGoqQ...

Any chance of a Perth audio hire person being on Twitter and helping me find a Sennheiser LSP-500 to hire in Perth?

Can someone please do a video mashup of Barnaby Joyce and Captain Jack Sparrow in a sword-fight please.

Breaking News: "Yeah, nah, well, ya know" says Senator Glenn Lazarus on the forming of his own political party.

Do you even detox? t.co/IV1DaaJqV...

"Marriage celibate"??!! Thanks @stuartlayt lol

I want to be in 1972, in this audience, just singing along t.co/Pggsj2VUf...

Just searched the house for Britt's travel credit card. She has wayyyyy too many handbags. And one travel credit card.

Fame, yo t.co/p8OPC0JOy...

This is why I'll only do weddings in front of water features when there is a videographer :) t.co/wJNLFPZTO...

Etihad has launched (the first that I have heard of) premium Twitter acc, only certain freq flyers are allowed access t.co/2EtMvYX8b...

JUST SAW MYSELF ON TV! #OMG t.co/fKgfO4su1...

"We knew you'd make us laugh and we don't want to cry!" Kaycee & Ben told me as we planned their Chur Burger alleyway wedding

I like winning free things so I tweet to gain an extra entry like a baws t.co/uumLi8E5p... via @tnwdeals

I like winning free things so I tweet to gain an extra entry like a baws t.co/qsup4MLht... via @tnwdeals

Have I ever rocked a wedding that you've been at? Then I'd appreciate your vote at t.co/GJyRFD6yp... :)

"Guess it's time to open the old 'There's very little in the budget for families' MS Word template again" - family groups today

Zoe and Matt have just booked me for their wedding in a funeral home. I'm now researching costume ideas. t.co/iQ2PNhocH...

"We just wanted to send a HUGE thank you for helping us have the most amazing ceremony EVE… t.co/FhTwoJ9eQ... t.co/XFwKhwB35...

Brandon and Jillian #marriedbyjosh t.co/hZv4JKDdw...

phone rings, I answer, silence for a moment, then an Indian accent begins speaking "Hello, am I talking to Mister Marriage?"

Why do people even use the #auspol hashtag? Like reasonable, intelligent Australians are thinking "I need to tweet with more fuckwits"

This app is a traveller's saviour: it's like a "WiFi only" mode for your laptop so your mobile data isn't murdered t.co/uwVx1AwqH...

How cool is this wedding photographer story - talk about going above and beyond t.co/27Omh7epd...

Sia performs at beach wedding lead by Donald Fisher, school principal, on Home and Away #wtf t.co/rGN9wLAFa...

🎶Come sew with me, come sew, let's sew a tie🎶 An open invitation for the Grooms of Brisban… t.co/kzZLrwCkk... t.co/ZK0pbr5ZT...

🎶Come sew with me, come sew, let's sew a tie🎶 An open invitation for the grooms of Brisbane t.co/IwPtP54aT... t.co/HIUKTKAza...

Seems legit, @AFPmedia @QPSmedia, where should I surrender myself? t.co/kDQGzqwP7...

Gold Coast #UberX drivers should sign up for @sherpashare via t.co/uJyOHgs8e...

Woohoo! I'm marrying Taya and Millo at The Panorama Tallai! #marriedbyjosh t.co/EWV3tSERG...

Grooms!!! We've got a kickass event for you involving making your own bow tie, beer, and p… t.co/1UhjEF25i... t.co/MVzTYfmUd...

Ten wedding tasks you should be outsourcing t.co/TsNm990Sj...

Sewing for Grooms, tell the world, yo! t.co/IwPtP4MA1... t.co/kkEnZvvP6...

Bowties, beer, poker, at the "Sewing From Grooms" class we're holding in June! t.co/yHqnz0rd3...