Broadbeach Monorail has been stuck in between Oasis & Jupiters for more than 10 min. They keep restarting its power. t.co/39WQwNewV...

Q&A on video: Why did I become a celebrant? t.co/veMrs3Upg... t.co/MOhWuOxdI...

If you want to know what a celebrant's nightmares look like, last night I dreamt I was at a wedding and my pants were inside out.

Dane & Janelle #marriedbyjosh t.co/k19wr4Zvf... t.co/mWqjFfGTb...

Tough day at the office t.co/1UvCozyJq... t.co/3kS3gzdrT...

If you want to try Uber out for the first time, here's $25 to spend tonight: use the promo code THANKSJOSH.

Normy from Divine Studios asks me why I became a celebrant t.co/7slSlhAhg...

Have we reached peak mason jar? t.co/O8eDBUZKL...

News headline: Husband of the year goes shopping for wife. t.co/WUBEgLR1K... t.co/6QBkZZEpk...

Brad & Kelly #marriedbyjosh t.co/wYvPPiQgR... t.co/8nWyDk497...

John & Mel #marriedbyjosh t.co/cQp83qtcR... t.co/dElSMVId9...

Two rich people expecting baby tease the peasants. Call the bully police asap!

Sometimes I look back over my typos and just cry, a little bit ...

An aviation need #popup wedding? @chrisbrownie @MolksTVTalk t.co/lZ9SsDrR4...

The joy in her eyes #aggiewithers t.co/BpawhzLss... t.co/uK832CYVb...

Ardy & Hannah's wedding is just the party that keeps on giving.?how is this pic!? 📷 @pruef… t.co/Az8YNiu1F... t.co/O0Nf6STn4...

#IChooseUber t.co/GzDGWWAh4... t.co/pkS3SKHw5...

A million trips in #UberX's first year in Brisbane. That's 2700+ trips each day. #IChooseUber

Almost 1M trips have been taken on #UberX in #Brisbane in the last year #Happy1stBirthdayUberX #Uber

This video has blown my mind. Unlearning how to ride a bike and how that affects your bias. t.co/n4KVkwV6t...

We've got to deal with issues, not boycott.

We can't just boycott shit every time we emotionally react to something. There'll be no-one left in business eventually.

But sure, boycott Bali like a n00b.

Everyone's boycotting Bali while it's our AFP made the decision to not deal with the smuggling on Aust soil, but to dob them in to Indonesia

"We just wanted to say a massive thank you from the bottom of our hearts for making Saturd… t.co/Daupy8glF... t.co/npamTPwSw...

Four media appearances in the last 24 hours - the media tart is back!

Oh my god. Put the cameras down for a moment. Turn off the uplink. #Bali9

Live on 92.5 Gold FM soon! t.co/M1IrmN9Cs... t.co/9cKaNNBN8...

Britt and I join #SaveTheDate, the wedding podcast, such a great show! t.co/NwTIqoeCn...

And although I don;t miss corporate employment, at least I had a work finish time. Not any more.

I do not miss corporate employment at all.

Just got an email auto reply from someone in a large Australian media company, they're away for the day for a "Culture Day".

Who the feck has been looking at my profile page? t.co/WcHephH1P...

Proud to be a founding member of the International Association of Professional Wedding Officiants! t.co/xBtOtIGmK...

Launching a pretty freaking cool competition with @PopUpWed tonight!

Married At First Sight and why the legalities don't matter so much t.co/hMo0hRfVH... t.co/UUEDHFV0o...

Woohoo! I'm marrying Erin and Aris at Kurilpa Park next to GOMA! #marriedbyjosh t.co/EWV3tSERG...

"I laughed, I cried, I signed" - Hannah, from the renowned duo, Hannah & Ardy #marriedbyjo… t.co/pxoYgbRX2... t.co/OvKAt6OtB...

While mum's away, our kitties get spoilt #steviewithers #aggiewithers t.co/8c293vUsZ... t.co/6k1IfJHZI...

I feel like movie piracy wouldn't happen so much if they gave it a less-cool name, like movie algebra.

For when your husband dies. Oh my lord. t.co/IZpJiWjrQ...

Photographer friends of mine travelled through #Nepal and are selling prints to raise funds to help rebuild t.co/8jZFPHiXL...

Why I joined the cast of Married At First Sight t.co/qrB8upgdv...

How everyone needs to rate their #Uber driver - via @dallasclayton t.co/aL38D6Pcm... t.co/oAA1gKB7k...

"If you gotta go...GO WITH A SMILE!"

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Writing a blog post at the moment based around this image - pic by Port Macquarie's Iron and Clay Photography t.co/1Nk5ak2jo...

OMFG t.co/8uQYwrbQs...

One woman murdered every 84 hours in Australia this year already. That's 33 men that need to deal with their shit wayyyy better.

I don't use, deal, or like drugs and even I'm feeling uneasy about going to Bali in a few weeks :/

It's astounding how many people named Josh Withers think that their email address is joshwithers at gmail dot com. 5-20 emails daily.