Honestly, it's kind of fun getting a new govt every few months. It's like a mobile phone contract, you don't want the same mobile again!

I'm sitting on a balcony in Cabarita and I can hear screams of joy cry out across Hen and Chicken Bay through the final moments of #AUSvKOR

Waa-hay!

This app turns barcodes on anything into checkin points ... it's like a social network of things t.co/GhI5kJ533...

My evening in Sydney just opened up - anything exciting happening in town?

It's 2015 right?

I can rent a hotel room online with a CC but @HotelRealm won't take a CC over the phone for a deposit when Britt's forgotten her CC?

Rather lazy and certainly overweight, he remarkedly paid his bills by simply talking #myozobituary

t.co/pThhzfMxW... t.co/1BcqKkYVR...

Move over Hills Hoist and Tim Tams, there's a new hero in town t.co/4ehtqtJ51... t.co/mt3znnmrb...

Fellow Queenslanders, please vote for Pedro today. If you can't vote for Pedro, then vote for stupid. #qldpol t.co/z63bsNecU...

Sydney Ferries are just awesome t.co/KDR8MZFAs... t.co/T6DPHCx4N...

"Did you hear about that cat that came back to life after five days" an old man in Taree just told me #breakingnews

Text messages tonight t.co/STyiPHryU...

Hi Coffs Harbour

Join Victoria at my next celebrant training workshop! t.co/vYHGnSjfe...

Jodie and Pete #marriedbyjosh t.co/lHABn37Y8...

The future - via Reddit t.co/a4enU3raU...

Your intricate detailed critical wedding plans, they seem ... lovely ... don't they t.co/Jq2cwV94l... t.co/iYBqJ2mN8...

The best laid wedding plans ... what could possibly happen to them? t.co/icdQpEqXp...

Art, yo

#marriedbyjosh t.co/3P4m2ZHep... t.co/CIoFMCvmk...

It's dancing time at the @lightspacebrisbane! #wedding open night! t.co/TIfYQaKs2... t.co/j4mOamOGb...

I said "Quick! Let's take a selfie with weird faces!" t.co/brbki0LnY... t.co/Hn08YjlXJ...

Join Simone at my next celebrant training workshop! t.co/vYHGnSjfe...

I'm a sucker for free stuff: win this sweet new Android phone in the #FlagshipAssassin giveaway t.co/IpwfqZeEg... via @thenextweb

I'm a sucker for free stuff: win the #iWantiMac Giveaway. Feeling adventurous? Enter... t.co/sexa6bvUp... via @thenextweb

I'm a sucker for free stuff: win a 3D movie projector from the #Free3DHD Giveaway t.co/iKVVxAT4S... via @thenextweb

Join Nicky at my next celebrant training workshop! t.co/vYHGnSjfe...

The face of immunisation desperation t.co/fVu9FlVk6... t.co/aNucf8jmu...

I've been having some fun with long exposure on the iPhone 5S and the G light rail t.co/3FLYeUHj5...

Thanks @qt_hotels for some R&R with my favourite human plus some really good planning time… t.co/6wtkHpe95... t.co/am6rfR77j...

I think it's lovely that the @couriermail has put news reporting aside for a few days to transform into an LNP how-to-vote card #qldpol

Where I learnt to drive as a teen t.co/yMAWoc7ae... t.co/pc59dD60g...

G t.co/bm2l22zvy... t.co/n3wmNHEfa...

Ridin' the G #goldcoast #lightrail #tram t.co/QJBc4LYrk... t.co/2gUjOrCCB...

R&R t.co/s9RoEPddB... t.co/be1tfluRY...

Google's new streaming service is a death sentence for crowd funding of new albums from indie bands/labels t.co/9U26WwH2P...

Join Anita at my next celebrant training workshop! t.co/vYHGnSjfe...

We're finally at the end of the #Hottest100 where I recognise 1 in 3 songs

It's my favourite human's birthday today! t.co/HRcngObcu... t.co/nwy4mXViF...

If the worst thing in your life today has something to do with Triple J or Taylor Swift then life's pretty awesome right?

Australia is/was/could-be a world leader in the celebration of marriage. It's actually really… t.co/bZjfSXz6b... t.co/i0YJKqTWP...

If a brand can't back a song in the #Hottest100, does that mean if I write a post about liking a hipster song it gets excluded as well?

So @triplej can't establish a connection to @taylorswift13 - Do they play all of their music off @Spotify #hottest100 t.co/itjnjq4FX...

Did you know that Australia is/was a world leader in the celebration of marriage? #AustraliaDay t.co/iyYu9A0Kh...

Joseph & Maggie dropped in to BNE on the way from Hong Kong to #HamiltonIsland to be #marriedbyjosh on #AustraliaDay! t.co/FB2vlX4YN...

I need two witnesses to an elopement in Fortitude Valley right now, can you spare me a signature and 5 minutes?

A very deserving OAM recipient in 2MC's Mark 'Strawny' Strachan today t.co/BY0rM9T0k...

I was just saying to someone the other day that Prince Phillip wasn't recognised for his efforts enough, that boy needs a Knighthood.

Waa-hay!