Waa-hay!

Is there an app that lets you know where speed cameras are? Not that I'm planning on speeding tonight, just asking for a friend ...

"'Used to be,' is not necessarily a mark of failure. It's more often a sign of bravery and progress." t.co/WX9oMAo5h...

I don't want to take full responsibility for global warming but i just flushed the wrong urinal.

And we all watched some awesome dude dance a dance that involved clapping and stamping. ... t.co/3bPx62yBD... t.co/YsLwEH57L...

The celebrant monster t.co/LfmSMSbhj... t.co/x0xxyzveG...

Grant + Kendall travelled from Texas to be married on New Year's Day! #marriedbyjosh t.co/Jt9AYdcAc... t.co/Bh4pORbK4...

"The most wasted of all days is one without laughter." - E.E. Cummings

Viv + Bart #marriedbyjosh photo @paulbamford t.co/wV1P2BTOF...

I always forget, which one is the crime, jernalizm or journalism, @PeterGreste?

Accidentally watch a a Nicholas Cage film last night. Glad 2014 is behind us.

Happy new year everyone! t.co/tO4IArNTK... t.co/DkZvblngl...

My new year's resolution is CGA #nevergetsold

It's 2015 and I feel like a halal certified globally warmed cross bun with no $5 co-payment. Help anyone?

t.co/dLBUFa5Xw... t.co/VnoalO30P...

Four little numbers that help us compartmentalise 365 days of feelings. Be gone current four digit compartment code. Bring on a new one.

Waa-hay!

Roy and Mariya just said yes to marriage under the Story Bridge! What a way to celebrate... t.co/CGcRNr07p... t.co/0chUv8HD8...

Telling stories under the Story Bridge this #NYE #brisbanewedding #brisbanecelebrant #br... t.co/xFBlvvt2g... t.co/jH6giO07k...

Looking for a really cool seminar/workshop area in Sydney - anyone? 10-20 people

If you're looking for a free #NYE Uber code type marriedbyjosh into the app for your first two trips free, up to $25 per trip.

The unedited skies above Fortitude Valley right now t.co/YwPI1fKmi... t.co/fCJ6wX0oH...

I've got 2 hours to burn in Brisbane this afternoon. The challenge is to not get drunk before the 5:30pm ceremony :/

We're planning something pretty cool in 2015! t.co/75Pa2t7MW... t.co/fHNNJlOtl...

I'm writing a book! t.co/uZyG36p86...

McDonald's have opened a hipster cafe in Sydney, beware fellow hipster bros, you could be acciedntally eating maccas t.co/7RYzhkNdf...

Really kicking ass on this studying thing t.co/mmnUS6T5Y...

Don't know what I'm talking about? t.co/z4wrFNknY...

CRAZY!

Every single bride or groom that has booked me this week has also supported the child marriage appeal t.co/MB39Ev2nL...

Britt knows me too well. She bought me a book of puns for Christmas :) t.co/GAI1Rws6V... t.co/IogjyxVjQ...

Not much good can come from hitting a kangaroo, but a bug-free bonnet and bumper is close t.co/NtCkRJAJX...

Not much good can come from hitting a kangaroo, but a big-free bonnet and bumper is close t.co/9mgEHQvet... t.co/vHeNDZMnA...

Waste this week by visiting t.co/KXV64cHEq... and choosing that best year of your youth. See you next week.

Search for adventure #SmithJournal t.co/EtcJJsDGt... t.co/qtrXsFk4e...

Keen to drink piña coladas & marry in Bali w/ @popupwed?

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Here's a photo of Agnes sleeping. t.co/uHBqg4i53...

Jay Wilds speaks, but not to Serial t.co/ap3hDBUzn...

When I'm too focused on my work and @hellobrittanyjane wants to play t.co/L5NRonNxC... t.co/F8ocu9kz7...

How weddings need to start t.co/MXICJPAkI... /cc @claybo76

Waa-hay!

Freakingly excited - we're taking the @popupwed to Bali in the new year! t.co/nk04RC1Uw... t.co/mhBR2Mn9p...

Get rich quick scheme idea: start a band and say you're TISM then start touring wearing costumes that cover your mouth. Play iPod. Instant $

How is this not the national anthem? t.co/RhUSU7lYX...

Aspire Worldwide is the MLM scam.

Proud husband moment. Britt's on the phone to a friend who has just gotten into network marketing. She's trolling the shit out of her.

#SaveTheWreath t.co/BAPM57mg9... t.co/e25WtHL6b...

#Woohoo

How to make your celebrant run on all eight cylinders t.co/5U30UQEQA... t.co/tfWYBuths...

How to get the best out of your wedding celebrant t.co/9FQk2ii3X...

My newest employee, #AgnesWithers, is in the #marriedbyjosh office tonight getting stuff... t.co/ROefw18B1... t.co/Hat6Kcp2J...

#Woohoo

There's trouble in paradise #AggieWithers #StevieWithers t.co/3iSUgS4To... t.co/LTV2bStIX...