#VelleronHouse today with @bendog for Paula & Tim's #wedding t.co/dLZWyQpJL... t.co/b9Nr9J15t...

[How to Do What You Love] An 8 year old article on the world of earning money t.co/BeYnxlx7g...

Designing a logo would have to be such a brain killing, so important but equally, so useless, process ... @popupwed t.co/M5dbLS8Aj...

Confessions of a Mortician t.co/PFOC14dGz...

Any graphic designers want a quick Sunday morning job? I'm trying to design a logo but my brain is all like "get lost".

What's with people only sharing things that reaffirm their worldview? [Article: The iPhone 6 Plus Changed My Brain!] t.co/vYrLBwKh0...

My Google Calendar has access to the smartest and best tech on the planet. But still feels the need to remind me of my impending birthday.

Regram: @signsofwear. I didn't understand @hellobrittanyjane obsession with plants at fi... t.co/txDHUIbZt... t.co/OjqQnW6YI...

My friend told me that all females are the same but he always makes broad generalisations. t.co/JlwcWiof9...

#StevieWithers #catsofinstagram #cat #cats t.co/0JTtZHZbG... t.co/MefNoCgfa...

Probably the best part about having a cat as a pet is when you call it's name, and it just looks at you, wishing you'd go away.

Geoffrey + Janette #marriedbyjosh - and in a world first for my famed #celebrantselfie t... t.co/FPy1CvLcy... t.co/k4K5HXElI...

Cleaning out the office and found these. Don't want to throw them out. Do you think they... t.co/AHJR9155T... t.co/ZJgA3Pl3r...

Hey 'Murcia, can your Police stop killing black people for a few minutes so some Christmas cheer can leak into my Facebook feed.

Life Pro Tip: MacBook users, hover your mouse over any word and tap three fingers on the trackpad to see the definition (via Reddit)

Any recent articles on "things to plug into your TV" I'm out of step with TV tech /cc @MolksTVTalk @trevorlong

What's the Instagram filter that makes you look really sexy without doing your hair or losing weight? Asking for a friend.

It's like the NBN was made purely for Netflix and Hulu.

Joe Hockey: don't let Santa down t.co/4YSfTnBXl... t.co/1GqUHwK2m...

Yo B*TCH. Get on YB, NOW. My username is WITHERS. Download here: t.co/eT6ruTely...

Ho, to the power of three #merrychristmas t.co/5hCKBu663... t.co/UKipKwN0e...

So I still feel weird but awesome when I read what other people have to say about what I do, … t.co/mrEC8zlv0... t.co/YoUQvMpIG...

Our old wireless router is slower than the Internet connection #NBNpeopleproblems

You might think I'm a successful person but I still can't get the 'ohh' at the right time in the bridge of Faith No More's Easy.

Taxi driver trying to convince you to use him and not Uber #awkward

Every now and then I look back on our own wedding vows ... makes me feel so amazingly blessed… t.co/Zfo9xX9rX... t.co/u32SYlMlk...

Good to see #NBN on @iiNet doesn't change this status quo. 2/2

Over the past 16 years I have started new tel communication connections with almost every telco and it never 'just works'. 1/2

I wrote this post 1 year ago, and it's still good: 3 things you'll find at a boring wedding t.co/hE1xhIg4u... t.co/fMil3Nh8V...

Werk it t.co/3ium5ACCA... t.co/364uaVpam...

So proud of @hellobrittanyjane who poured her heart into this shoot- along with some of ... t.co/MliAa4ZJ2... t.co/7RePSsPQx...

Only joy ... t.co/zY95NlGRI... t.co/IqiDqWIkf...

Listening to @612brisbane of course

Photo of me enjoying @BarackObama's 'Brisbane speech' t.co/bT9Wc9p6O...

If I had to try and describe exactly what I do all day, it would be "make the little red circle push notifications go away".

If I had a hobby it would be editing how my website appears in Google. t.co/kZkhXVJVl...

New @replyall #podcast: how homosexuality and Henry Ford invented the popup ad t.co/uAYsTzGEp...

Proud day #qantaslyf t.co/gw4w5nuKe...

"They've catnapped me!!" she screams over and over #movinghouse t.co/3VEB3bYsH... t.co/vrCqeyjzs...

Thank you t.co/uokp5lHZF...

Report: More Americans Setting Aside Money In Case Of PR Emergency | The Onion t.co/HA57c06fR...

We've moved house that much this year that our removalist has my number stored in his phone and answers "Hi Josh" #VIPclient

So there's at least a bazillion NBN plans - anyone got a suggestion for a pure internet, 100mbps, big data plan?

The web dev guys behind the PayPal for business website are most certainly on crack.

Don't mess with me on Gumtree t.co/FMOdl5N29...

So I probably need a few minutes away from keyboard.

I dreamt last night that although our new house is in an NBN area, our house was the only one on the block that didn't have the NBN.

Any vinyl collecting peeps after a 4x4 IKEA Expedit White shelving? It's the cancelled line. Still in box un-packed. Make us an offer.

"I assumed all the storm troopers were black because no one cared when they got shot." @JakeCurrie

I know I'm in the minority here, but I think Mr Sheffield should have ended up with Miss Babcock.