Things that Kim Kardashian and I have in common: same party tricks. t.co/d4mYy5WAu...

Walked past the Brisbane Marriott today, Obama’s sleeping there Saturday night. The White House looked less secure last week! #G20

Let me introduce you to a friend of mine that makes iPhone wedding films + she's giving one away t.co/ec3qBj1UB...

Just received an email that had "Sent from Surface Pro" at the bottom of it. Is this a new joke that I missed out on whilst in the states?

Instagram advice: did you know that if you click the three dots beneath your pic you can... t.co/k8U3UxC3P... t.co/9sbtJe4u2...

The best thing about #TheTalkShow is where @gruber tells @siracusa “let’s wrap up on this” and Overcast says there’s 40 minutes left.

Post wedding awesome! #marriedbyjosh and photo by #timcoulson t.co/ZnVJwPL7V... t.co/0q1ClkMdS...

Post wedding excitement! Chris + Jade #marriedbyjosh t.co/xAN8DTo0z... t.co/yz9Iviz2u...

"First of all, a huge thank you for making our wedding day possible! Sorry it has taken ... t.co/mgmCCpxcW... t.co/46yw13TgV...

How good is this!? Amy + Giles #marriedbyjosh at the @popupwed at @summergroveestate - p... t.co/diGnY78C1... t.co/7kS1hCtjF...

Is anyone doing a #RedFooFacts Twitter joke thing yet? Anyone? @RedFoo?

Still crying about #Ikea cancelling the vinyl-record-loving Expedit shelving? @FakeAshPunch is moving house & selling t.co/V0e2Sbf3y...

Make an offer to @FakeAshPunch

54″ Samsung rear-projection TV with Nintendo 64 for sale in Broadbeach Waters, send this straight to the pool room t.co/sZZfNW9K8...

Pretty cool to see @MolksTVTalk as the byline on an article at @thehoopla t.co/m8B1iDCYc...

Post holiday blues: Trying to empty my "Business to be attended to" email folder. Only matched by the joy that is my "For Quickbooks" folder

Thanks Siri, just sitting there on the table listening to our conversation, assuming we were talking to you t.co/sq3GKZzWN...

Can I introduce you to the Carrs?! Also introducing my sweet photography skillz! #marrie... t.co/cpPtDGTMz... t.co/S2xPPLy1m...

Which side for the groom, which side for the bride, everything you could want to know about it t.co/HKsDSROG7... t.co/G4SZNyVYc...

Is this what they mean when they say "all in a day's work"?

Fly from LA to Sydney, Sydney to Brisbane, drive Brisbane to Gold Coast, perform two ceremonies, and stay for the second's reception.

Everything you could ever desire to know about why a bride and groom stand on a particular side t.co/ehefwaH0g...

Let me introduce you to the Paynes! #marriedbyjosh at #boomerangfarm t.co/zkai0Emaj... t.co/i8fjd9T7S...

YES! t.co/UeQfjHf40... t.co/Fq0VjpCf2...

So Skycam is pretty cool on the @Qantas A380 t.co/PDk71eIly...

Looking forward to getting home so I can pin bad wireless internet service on @Telstra instead of free airport and cafe WiFi.

America, you've been good to us. A little too good with this unscheduled extra day in LA. See you in 21 hours. Australia!

#LAKings t.co/kqvydF1M3... t.co/hraayM4MM...

All the leaves are brown and the sky is gray. I've been for a walk on a winter's day. We... t.co/M0zIAuhYW... t.co/6xK1Ya1C3...

Damn you @DanAndMaz!!! t.co/cETQD4RDp...

The title of the next, next #StarWars movie has been released: Star Wars: The Force Is Grabbing A Late Brunch Today.

A whole store dedicated to Cinabons. It's like the Apple Store of happiness. t.co/KhAJqziKt... t.co/oOjQ7UWd5...

Sorry, beard, you just weren't cool enough :( t.co/tC7dT0KTa... t.co/9ZhsuVQ3S...

Smexi - Moto360 Android Wear watch t.co/BfpVPk81y... t.co/M21QzPhn0...

So LA’s pretty cool

And we're done taking USA. Onwards to #BWI, then #DFW, to #SYD and home via #BNE #wither... t.co/SdTT3XZuM... t.co/FescvA9Wz...

For a news and media junkie like me, the @Newseum is a pretty frikkin spectacular visit ... t.co/btV016ms4... t.co/hYuV58TyS...

We made it to the @Newseum! Taking the obligatory #NFAselfie t.co/UVM99ydhr...

The Withers take The House Of Cards #witherstakeusa #washingtondc #flipagram ♫ Music: Jeff Beal -… t.co/hgBY6l9mh...

Weddings are happy - but let's make certain that yours is as well t.co/ujtfZvXZx... t.co/m0J0UoyLq...

Why are weddings happy? And how can you make sure yours is? t.co/L2TQWxaiX...

Went past the Women's Museum in Washington DC. Seems a bit pointless, women don't ever forget anything. They need a men's museum.

"I wish there was a way for me to pay to re-watch the show that I finished watching last yr" - potential customers of t.co/wdcjf1wOz...

I found @steelesaunders' hometown. And you said you were Victorian ... t.co/IFlGjbIKJ... t.co/IHefrkgzf...

How much kale do I need to eat to offset a pumpkin spice latte from Starbucks? Asking for a friend.

It's pretty embarrassing that Microsoft and Google's health-wearables beat Apple to mark... t.co/Ypmf9eyQl... t.co/8tXYMqmiN...

It's pretty embarrassing that Microsoft and Google's health-wearables beat Apple to mark... t.co/KqBIt9yUA... t.co/0rRxuwzFn...

This is our "Segways for Christmas please!" pose #witherstakeusa t.co/kAuvlU5GU... t.co/QCTicHznc...

I’m havjng far too much fun in DC.

Haven't shaved in three weeks - still no face beard, only neck beard. Damn you DNA! #wit... t.co/1PeYb35nC... t.co/cbHq0Xfke...