Ok, stay with me on this: Jay Z in Beyoncé in a black Gone Girl but it’s real life. Brilliant?

Cool Toy Story, bro t.co/dOCX8TH9s...

Partner in crime, @hellobrittanyjane photographed by @paulbamford t.co/GGl6Oqcbe... t.co/72tFe6KjD...

Netscape Navigator celebrates 20th birthday by launching as an iPhone app. Unfortunately not true news :( t.co/bkbqgh3IX...

Grin! t.co/cRWaB2T16... t.co/NUQkV0GV7...

"Wrong clients are a blessing. Thank them. Help them. Embrace them." t.co/DliYuJJLv...

Just changed my Dropbox password to boobs

Any recs for a travelling app to store itineraries, flight numbers, reservations etc? TripIt looks liek a win, do you use anything?

Come on, let's go some place strange t.co/IvfGF2iVW... t.co/TNXJiDite...

Why I have a pop-up love t.co/1Ts7DCeyJ... t.co/6EoJGFGTm...

Come on, let’s go some place strange …at @rabbitandcocoon t.co/aCkEqMXtr...

Like to know more about my jokes? Send a stamped self-addressed envelope to Studio 4, 30 Light Street, F/Val, & I'll send you a factsheet.

... find a better method of putting the ball at the end of the field.

Let's all just never mention a country or race in the world again ok. Unless it's a sporting match in which case those Kiwis can go f...

I want to wake up t.co/lRLKlyST0... t.co/n4Jidlj4A...

2nd Fremantle @popupwed date released! @hellobrittanyjane & I have been overwhelmed by t... t.co/OFIaONc77... t.co/jTFo3TMff...

Me and that @twoguysbowties ... Photo by @antheaauldphotographer at the #PerthPopUpWeddi... t.co/cuc2NXIZk... t.co/dCKeNBgBE...

Why I have a pop-up love t.co/yb7FeNMrx...

One week from today @hellobrittanyjane & I touch down in #NewYorkCity - comment with all... t.co/vyFe51yck... t.co/aZwUluJTa...

Got any #NewT#YorkCity must sees, must dos, must meets? @hellobrittanyjane and I touchdo... t.co/gXuXNnd4x... t.co/8ncme4MSp...

I've got some really talented friends :) t.co/lC87ZaZ0y... t.co/yx4l23XVU...

Every single list of songs about #NewYork I could find on the Internet was useless ... so I made my own #Spotify #NYC t.co/5jPVArv1n...

Thinking about wearing a dog suit and leg cast, carrying a boom box the whole time we’re New York #BigCityNights

Ashely asks: do we need to have joint bank accounts? t.co/HCtlO1PQy... t.co/ktxLqTf90...

Simon +Mia #marriedbyjosh photographed by @paulbamford at the award winning @summergrove... t.co/5hVqUJYmc... t.co/3YujpWdud...

I don't want to seem petty, but someone has changed the font on my GMail email notifications and TODAY IS RUINED.

Nothing is on fire. Fire is on things. Mind. Blown.

Ashely asks: do we need to have joint bank accounts? t.co/0aCe97k4l...

Talked about commitment and love to seven couples today, and for the first time in a lon... t.co/DHCDomnX1... t.co/bNlBsVmPK...

I know I keep going on about NYC, but this is the biggest thing I, we, have ever done. I... t.co/8AIq3v6rO... t.co/hFdl83qhO...

Andrew + Natalie #marriedbyjosh at the #gcpopupwedding! #popupwed #popupwedding #summerg... t.co/IHTU384vr... t.co/z2ElCpqY4...

Adrian & Katie #marriedbyjosh at the #gcpopupwedding #popupwed #summergrove #wedding t.co/RNL6Ori0L... t.co/DO7IZebqV...

Gilles + Amy #marriedbyjosh at the #gcpopupwedding! #popupwed #popupwedding #summergrove t.co/m3Svqfnos... t.co/ey9HZnB6G...

Damien + Kate #marriedbyjosh at the #gcpopupwedding #popupwed #popupwedding #wedding #we... t.co/dvrEyD9g8... t.co/bQrfBYLF8...

Simon + Mia #marriedbyjosh at the #gcpopupwedding #popupwed at #summergrove t.co/f2ALPeOtz... t.co/NpezgnfkO...

I feel a bit petty just leaving but I feel they’re being petty trying to get another $3 out of me.

Has there been an economics study done on $10 minimum EFTPOS a limits? If there’s a limit being enforced I’ll just go to another shop.

Adrian + Liz #marriedbyjosh at the #popupwed #hc popupwedding #popupwedding #wedding #Go... t.co/Csz99PIzq... t.co/IeYBSfl8f...

It's #popupwed time! #goldcoastwedding #goldcoast popupwedding #wedding #summergrove #tw... t.co/Uc4291ILI... t.co/Jg1JROO7S...

It’s nice being the talk of the town lol

Bilambil service station attendant asks me if I’ve heard about the seven weddings happening at Summergrove Estate today! #popupwed

Tonight on 60 Minutes , the man who once proclaimed ‘every day I’m shuffling’ caught walking.

Can you actually earn, or spend, Flybuys points on actual flights anymore?

97.3fm must be the only station that plays Star Trekkin after LMFAO

Tonight on 60 Minutes, the man who once proclaimed ‘every day I’m shuffling’ caught walking.

Tonight's office t.co/pKA4CWBJ5... t.co/Rxq7lHiEX...

“My grandfather knitted me this jumper“ - thing we’ll hear when we’ve really reached gender equality

Persevere my brothers and sisters in the faith.

An encouragement for the survivors. It's been three weeks since the iPhone 6 came out and I haven't upgraded yet. It gets easier each day.

I try my hardest to not talk about politics and religion on here, but wouldn’t that be a cool band name? #PoliticsAndReligion