I'm 32 years old and I still don't "know what that means" when radio announcers say "it's Friday and you know what that means!"

"As far as a testimonial goes I can say this: Thank you for giving us the freedom to be us" t.co/pPJ28xNaE... t.co/BXFTck8GQ...

In breaking news, The Bachelor transforms into the bachelor, same guy but without the capitalised first letters cause it's not a title now.

Ok, stay with me on this one, new name for Blake: The Batch-he-lay-her #TheBachelorAU

Hi, I find u on the Google, how much you charge? $935 My friend got married last month for $350, why u so much, u don't do anything special

I'm going to wear a burqa to Parmigiana tonight.

Peter is to oin tune with the termites RT @612brisbane: Called in a pest controller to answer your concern on the cereal box Peter.

I can’t help but think I’ll be a broke elderly man spending every last dollar on remastered Eminem and Nickelback albums.

JibJab Messages by JibJab Media Inc. t.co/Fk9lGBhG6... t.co/igVzu2wYI...

"We wanted to say thank you very much for delivering a fantastic ceremony" t.co/OpjNtQuMt... t.co/66U8I4PYq...

Wife just started following me on Insta, so that's cool t.co/x8L4uUfSt... t.co/oQ6kv2akk...

OMG MINI TACOS #hillstoneweddings t.co/mWBRgWvzE... t.co/VX6zvxgcv...

Could. Not. Resist. #hillstoneweddings #brisbanecelebrant #briswed t.co/JhaHhRk0Z... t.co/kXzTmgBhI...

15 wedding traditions I'd like to see you throw out t.co/tANTjKvLL...

There needs to be a ruling made on whose armrest is whose in a cinema.

Love is ... making lunch for each other :) t.co/IGussCfSP... t.co/ZyEJ0b8aY...

You probably didn't know this, but the official bird of the City of #Brisbane is a guy trying to drive the wrong way down a one-way street.

Promo tweet for freebie: Meet Felice Theme, a FREE "Coming Soon" WordPress template from @hibluchic . Check it out t.co/4onhDFRBt...

"You were a ray of sunshine on a very cloudy, rainy, stormy day!" t.co/DjHo9sKV8... t.co/P5mpe9xRY...

New fav blog: t.co/3LyiOuMHp... @sgaustralia

A wedding reading you might find some inspiration in if you met on the Internet t.co/wUXCHvfm8... t.co/qz5QR3bJG...

In a moment of confusion, Parliament House’s chef has taken burgers off the menu.

TC 40: Alicia Malone & Michele Mahone t.co/0EVb6K01K...

"Josh's ability as a speaker is only surpassed by his ability as humourist" t.co/MWqXxd04g... t.co/XfeRGBFVr...

"Your part in guiding our ceremony was unquestionably excellent" Annarie & Marcus #marriedbyjosh photo Jessie Dains t.co/MDZ3aJXZP...

All the information for brides on how to change your name after your wedding t.co/N7uSrfPCW...

The sophistication of a wedding ceremony, and how it can all get in the way t.co/yw5T0loK1...

"I find Bourke Street confronting" - Josh Withers

Movie Idea: #LiamNeeson just stands in front of a camera punching people for 2 hours: "Taken 4: It's Face Value"

Movie idea: #LiamNeeson's daughter is totally ok so they buy a tandem bike: "Taken 4: A Ride"

Movie idea: Liam Neeson resigns from being a retired CIA agent and becomes an Ibuprofen: Take 4: Back Pain.

Movie idea: #LiamNeeson realises the movie producers have been behind his daughter's kidnapping this whole time: Taken 4: A Fool.

"We had a great time on the day and your service was absolutely fantastic" t.co/HOGZYMdjY...

Movie idea: #LiamNeeson is replaced by @HackedOffHugh in the next in the Taken series. It's called "Taken 4: Granted"

So GIF keyboard is changing my iOS8 life t.co/yzfCLT2Hl...

Trying something crazy in my business: accepting anonymous feedback. Would appreciate if you tested it out for me t.co/KCmdKz4um...

"Thanks so much for being a brilliant celebrant!!!" t.co/Nl07mOsdA... t.co/IueJ3cWew...

Wow! I'm working from home today and just realised I'd been wearing pants all morning for no reason!

Any Wordpress theme nerds available to do an Illustrator to Wordpress theme conversion? We've hired @chopchoporg but they're being painful.

"Your reliability was comforting and passion and excitement for weddings was infectious" t.co/bnLvP5pwa... t.co/OYTjjteld...

Will Smith and the remaining survivors will really enjoy your #Ebola jokes in 6 months.

I've just started writing for other SME's on @SavvySME - check out my first article about creating WOW moments t.co/TPbHogir0...

When meeting with your venue, ask them these questions so you have a rockin' wedding t.co/jUFf5nIEL... t.co/uZZr3GJJM...

Probably the best piece of radio content regional Australia has created in recent times t.co/Q1MNolbtg...

Do you ello? Add me and say ... ello t.co/Va8Vp9TgP...

"We were after a young, vibrant, non-traditional celebrant and that’s what we got in Josh" t.co/w9YZm7kkW... t.co/jmEt4d949...

"Thanks Joshua, we were so happy to have you involved in our special day!" t.co/OaUyVguB2... t.co/IWrpxhAuM...

"The Celebrant" #coffee t.co/FpSicab2o... t.co/qLFzr3wIF...

This beat poet has something awesome to say about marriage t.co/cK5U5f3qt... t.co/ZAjFw8mUg...

If you've got a niche #podcast, you ought to snap up one of these available podcast. TLDs t.co/PHRkNNsQH...