Bill Caralis' Superradio network's weekend talkback is probably the closest Australia has to the Grand Theft Audio in-car talkback station.

An hour at Sea World makes me feel like I've been on holiday for days (@ Sea World Resort in Main Beach, QLD) t.co/q8AtGhZls...

Internet Explorer has encountered a problem and needs to close. t.co/Qa0oFyKQm...

Can we just stop and recognise that @Telstra is using a Postal Service song in it's recent ads.

Goodnight little lighthouse t.co/chcyHUIQt... t.co/7LOgA6lkc...

Sometimes at weddings they release butterflies or doves. Tomorrow, we release The Krakken. t.co/im1XeunGA... t.co/mQBkc4mso...

Schapelle Corby: God's gift to current affairs television.

The McMahons #celebrantselfie! #marriedbyjosh t.co/ObT6oyiYZ... t.co/QlNoljpMP...

The McMahons! #marriedbyjosh t.co/ym3NL6QDR... t.co/YJFsQ3I2K...

I've got more destination weddings booked in 2016 than local weddings! I'm going to need... t.co/MuxOeP9Rd... t.co/OJkqfrh3e...

From the guy that wrote 'Call Me Maybe', the definitive guide to writing a pop song t.co/DXXEwKqHv...

It's lovely that the nine Gold Coasters with full time jobs not in retail or hospitality get a public holiday today.

Lulu has no time for Yoda's rubbish talk this morning #hyperlapse t.co/QmckoeQiC...

#bradpitt #angelinajolie #married! t.co/wpoJvhkUq... t.co/OmzkLw6Wo...

Congrats Mr and Mrs Pitt! I made you a new movie poster :D t.co/lgSRrXfdv...

Congrats Mr and Mrs Smith #justmarried t.co/Uh5FcjIW8...

Everyone thinks this is great t.co/hF6NEN6ts...

t.co/HPQN2QuF4... t.co/1olxBwHiB...

Yo, therre's a new #ThingCommittee #podcast with Jane Kennedy, Alice Zaslavsky & George Donikian t.co/hFYBbdvV5...

GC Freebie: @Uber_GoldCoast launches today! Better, faster, safer than a taxi. Try FREE for a week t.co/dR48jE8oc...

Everyone thinks pre-marriage counselling is scary, so I asked a psych all the big questions t.co/x7aWNbrcE...

I'm having coffee with a pre-marriage counsellor right now. Why are you, or aren't you, or did you, get pre-marriage counselling?

Dear collective nerds of the world, can you recommend a desktop printer, that's not a $30k photocopier, that can print on 300gsm paper?

Check out these smexi cards that @sennajeandesigns created for my couples to read their ... t.co/Xd9tpnKWG... t.co/UdWVwZazc...

Police blocking off Light Street in Fortitude Valley, sirens, lights, what's happening? I can't get to my office.

Digital radio just celebrated it's 5th birthday in Australia. Still not in regional areas, still not in almost every car.

40km/hr when lights flash ... or when on a motorway #motornoway t.co/hysealtki... t.co/xNiZ2YdA3...

The latest ep of the EntreLeadership Podcast is good "Go Make Something Happen With Seth Godin" t.co/k3S67k7vv...

"Why would you disturb me whilst eating?" - Lulu and Stevie t.co/h1ULK9RYF... t.co/cmmrgxc5M...

Brit and I are in #NYC from October 19 to 30, it would be soooo cool to do a #wedding wh... t.co/WUFuN2qyM... t.co/8gYs5404L...

These five words are the words most ignored by Australian marriage celebrants in the Marriage Act of 1961, which is… t.co/Ch3oWvBRm...

Any lawyers around? I'd like it if someone could give an interpretation of "or words to that effect"

I'm a wee bit teary eyed after reading Chris and Mel's testimony about me being their celebrant t.co/dbob7pzPC...

"Pay any price to stay in the presence of extraordinary people." - Author, Mike Murdock

Cardoge t.co/iyz29XDHZ... t.co/WJ2rymj7s...

Owen loves a selfie t.co/LmaqI5VwX... t.co/j8eYsiGke...

Owen loves a beard t.co/zlW7UcYtE... t.co/qUGZxU7PA...

Since the last episode of the @ThingCommittee was released, 8mths ago, 8,226 ppl have listened. So there's more coming. This is a teaser.

It's equally awesome and terrible to see yourself in film t.co/rnIQpo2Cz...

Upworthy launches TV channel t.co/JaeaTsv9X...

Wow, this iPhone 6 leak is phenomenal t.co/pDJriGG0C...

Just a reminder of how we all used to use HTML frames a decade or more ago t.co/msy6PbzVL...

And now I feel old and ungrateful. And I want to play Wolf3D.

Now I feel bad because I complained that my internet connection is 2.23 original Wolfenstein 3D's per second.

Lodged an @Internode line fault tonight because my Internet connection is maxing out at 3.6MB per second download speed.

Four common traits of shit weddings, things to avoid! t.co/xxp5sn2oa... t.co/FAwyjf7lq...

Say what you will about Google but it only took 24 hours for me to go straight to the top of the page one for "shit celebrant"

Avoid having a shit wedding: a how-to guide [Please share this!] t.co/HwT94Z1WV...

So when you see that stuff ... vote away! The last time I almost won and I also got in tonnes of shit at Fairfax because I was nominated!

Fair warning: I'll be annoying everyone soon asking them to vote for me in the Pedestrian Daily Blogster Awards because I'd like to win.