Well if this isn't the creepiest darn video on the internet I'll pee in my mouth t.co/PyClMALMi...

#MarryMeCharlie said "Marry me, Josh" and then we all got confused and then I ended up on their website t.co/pu3b2ahNN...

Ice on the window ... good morning Quensland t.co/fANqdg4Cv... t.co/7ag7mbbBi...

Hello #gopro #selfies! t.co/eskG9Pdwt... t.co/PWRtXmPYa...

Happy #EOFYS everyone! t.co/hyaB0q11P... t.co/3MUYylzTA...

I liked a @YouTube video t.co/3LLsQB6l9... Radio Announcer on a Date

Does everyone else mystery shop their competitors?

Idea for a band name: Tony Abbott and the Beacons of Humanity.

Last night's wedding was so much awesome. A 5:30pm #ceremony, live musicians including g... t.co/r5hcuOeOP... t.co/akeBwFo55...

#lightspace t.co/Z25qAsnQb... t.co/rbIcFtRCK...

Went on holiday for two hours today t.co/Gkz5JeASy... t.co/cAnNO7DRW...

#MarriedByJosh onboard the P&O #PacificJewel! ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃ Location: #Portside #Cr... t.co/GQ1JvNXce... t.co/9euxdYDef...

#todaysoffice t.co/Ma1qS5y9s... t.co/a8mPEwcsI...

#todaysoffice t.co/kGRpKSV0z... t.co/G91W9Igd3...

Breaking News: Just spent 5min wondering if it's easier or better to just sleep in the car or go inside the house. Story is still developing

We don't usually take a #celebrantselfie this late in the evening #rockon! ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃... t.co/fPcTswVYa... t.co/y58Y5Kw1F...

#MarriedByJosh brought to you by coffee t.co/PVgrUafc1... t.co/m104hZdoG...

Idea: A Transformer that transforms into an actually good movie about Transformers.

QR codes on cars .... don't work t.co/OT8eSImU9...

"I'll sleep on you if that's cool, Josh" - Stevie #catsofinstagram t.co/07sqE7M5A... t.co/MS9lVRs5x...

This girl has taken up so much of the work in our business that I'm not skilled at. She ... t.co/quVysY0qs... t.co/eVC1I7JO8...

"Palazzo Versace said we had to call you!" #phonecalloftheday

Prettiest public toilet I've ever seen. Could also double as a chapel. t.co/GJMDEGePk... t.co/jZF8oXNSM...

Just created a new husband and wife out of these two lovebirds on #Marcoola #Beach with ... t.co/jnIg3FYNV... t.co/gEQpYa0ul...

Very disappointing, there was no slippery dip in this toilet. t.co/1BlgyrQQb... t.co/x4Y5Vuzvj...

Another #marriedbyjosh wedding video! t.co/CZi9p1BZU...

Just caught an UberX car in Brisbane. I don't think I'll ever catch a taxi again.

Small ceremony, small reception, massive party t.co/ERDnPlTGH...

Big Day Out? More like Big Day Ousted. Yes, I did that.

My favourite coffee shop just got cooler! Plus I am now eligible to learn a free handshake. t.co/n0JR9rVy2... t.co/IofQCAGGs...

#FortitudeValley #Cyclist t.co/XGHMfBlX3... t.co/QTzMKJIdA...

Unit #FortitudeValley t.co/48JxfioPA...

An 18 year old girl writes from inside the Christmas Island detention centre t.co/M6eMVaWH2...

This story is developing #trainnews

And two strangers have disposed of their iPhones and are engaging in what seems to be a conversation #trainnews

Curly haired girl is breaking out the bold bright orange sweater today #trainnews

Balding guy is not thrilled at the prospect of going to work today #trainnews

Long hair girl is riddled with a disease, coughing furiously #trainnews

Light pink hair girl is doing great things with her follicles #trainnews

Time for the 8:10am train to a Brisbane news update.

Backyard weddings are often the best in my experience. Nathan and Stacey's backyard wedd... t.co/gM81Dylwz... t.co/FokIRywbC...

Loved this intimate #chapel wedding with Jenni, Bryan, their kids, a few local friends a... t.co/mv91UpOay... t.co/ZusniBEQl...

All class, 7-11 t.co/M510cR9w4...

Oops #email #inboxzero t.co/mbgLOBycQ... t.co/KtWhKPzRi...

Scott Thomson's guide on how to Fakebook gooderer t.co/eS7An2npp...

Gold Coast brides and grooms: we're bringing the @popupwed to the Tweed Hinterland! t.co/hyR6ZtNZ3...

"A year from now you will wish you had started today." - Community Activist, Karen Lamb

"I just wanted to send you both a huge thankyou! We are both so grateful and happy to ha... t.co/mrYX9UpRy... t.co/Ol1dTA75b...

Woohoo! Hamilton Island approved! t.co/PzMDEFEQH...

I'm probably the first business person to ever get excited about his contact page on his website t.co/aMHRsibmV...