Hi! My name is Josh and this is my blog. I used to share on social media but decided that my fragility was too valuable to subject to algorithims and assholes.
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#marriedbyjosh t.co/vjYRTQEpK... t.co/EE9RvyZHq...
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So honoured! At Shafston House they have a photo of me taking a selfie on the ceremony v... t.co/I615i1Ufx... t.co/s9tuZKr2n...
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The #marriedbyjosh selfie with @whitepearlphotography sneaking in the back there t.co/8QQqI8MQo... t.co/iwRDZNK88...
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#marriedbyjosh #timelapse @ InterContinental Sanctuary Cove Resort t.co/zGq4kk4Bo...
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What everyone doesn't realise is that Mike is the Australian version of Mile t.co/5ws2wyaa0...
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Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Mike Mike Mike!
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I think there's a little bit of Mike in all of us today #Socceroos #WorldCup #TonyAbbott #MeelayIsHardToPronounce
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If you sign an NDA, can you say you've signed an NDA? Asking for a friend.
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All of my email inboxes are 0:0 #scorrreeee
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How about that local football team playing in South America today.
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A study has proven that crayfish suffer from anxiety. That's cray cray.
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A darling chandelier #adarlingaffair t.co/TUFeUKTZp... t.co/qaaZximJl...
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Hashtag sayinghashtaginreallife
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My superpower is remembering the words to every Cake sing when it comes on the radio.
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Pretty excited about all of these new parties my new wireless portable PA system is goin... t.co/G5OuaekPd... t.co/9PRijPRUl...
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Tomorrow's office t.co/QuEQadxCw... t.co/BqdUL2dgZ...
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#CentralPerk #NotTheCentralPerk #Logan #Hyperdome t.co/4T6ojFxXU... t.co/lgc7EWlt1...
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[Redacted]!!!!!!!!!!! #OMFG
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Like the round ball and you're getting married? #wedding #weddings #soccer #worldcup #br... t.co/9mqWYHP9Q... t.co/ajEtHyIvJ...
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Like the round ball and you're getting married? #wedding #weddings #soccer #worldcup #br... t.co/risHLtaSH... t.co/JHgFO7ltj...
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Stevie loves being loved #not #catsofinstagram t.co/mj75KTmBS... t.co/VXTF68i3J...
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"Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also." - Harry Potter and the Deathly ... t.co/UgEFyNNiB... t.co/p9dnk0zG9...
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Not a month goes by where there's not a weird data usage iPhone thing from @Telstra (supposed to have 5GB ...) t.co/eqj4wmjY8...
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He's got the warrant!!!
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Guy on the train is appearing in court next week for attempting to steal a plane ... and fraud.
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I don't just get #butterflies ... t.co/exRyUyPQ9... t.co/ZwF1rlTjx...
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"Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth." - Roman Emperor, Marcus Aurelius
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Lunch at GYG. Group of young students walk in. Nekminit I'm that old guy drinking a beer at lunch, by myself, on Thursday, next to students.
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"You were frickin' awesome! We had quite a few people come up to us at the wedding saying that it was good to see a fun, young celebrant"
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If the original computer engineers were being honest with themselves they would've called the thing that held information forever a wife.
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I don't know what everyone is freaking out about. There's only been 74 school shootings since the Sandy Hook massacre in 2012.
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Can haz pie? t.co/BqGAxxCs9... t.co/CjaFwSZl7...
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#itsgunnablowwww!!! t.co/gtArNyISV... t.co/TKLV6A0Uk...
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She's just a girl t.co/0ivQcljCe... t.co/1ZMdnK6Wc...
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It's Reining Deers t.co/oShrQsDAP... t.co/jLWNuE5Ch...
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Family road trip day! t.co/hgCRXGPs9... t.co/HMZjbDPRL...
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That love condition #briswed t.co/o5KcK9mcN... t.co/My35P1F42...
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Everyone else's plans to #lovemesomefoil, will be ... foiled ... @blushingconfetti t.co/SA0IdROsI... t.co/P8wY7L0H4...
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Things must be getting tight at Fairfax. Republishing an American wedding article that is 50% irrelevant to Australia t.co/j94dMLlnF...
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I indirectly watch The Gilmore Girls with Britt, not for the feminine rom-com-drama, but for the subtle and awesome cultural references.
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Just letting you know so you can prepare the balloons and confetti.
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I'm probably an hour or two away from reaching inbox:zero for the first time in weeks.
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"Postage stamps are such a cool idea!" - @snow_withers
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I'm pretty sure I'm the only guy that actually replies to spam email with a reference to legal action and the Spam Act of 2003.
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Free stuff! t.co/YzqazsoMB...
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If you were in a positive and generous mood, a 5 star rating on my fB page would probably make my day t.co/sTBdex1fr...
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Really digging the Robina Apple Store's front window display. So simple yet effective. @ Apple Store,… t.co/oSMfNT04h...
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#marketing t.co/w4uQTof1w... t.co/p0PAQNBGp...
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In five years or so you'll wish you had of followed @redlips_onships before it was cool (that's like, now)