Old age is when you're reading a clients birth certificate and they were born in a year you can clearly remember.

Love recognises no barriers. Here's to everyone celebrating love this weekend! t.co/XadoxpN1w... t.co/Rmo5Ewrj7...

SEO t.co/UyQrfp7Zv...

Dear weddings, it's not 2004 anymore. A guest post by @Pippy_la_rue! t.co/3NfhtNaJs...

Men on mountains t.co/iQ1NCWPEx...

Who of all of my Tweeps are Perth mediaites? I've got a Perth wedding story for those keen, we're rocking the @popupwed in WA this Monday!

I liked a @YouTube video t.co/fPNXBjT6H... The Ground is Lava - Ten Years On

I just had the most Queensland problem ever: I couldn't find my good thongs.

A few weeks ago I talk to @kochie_online and @sam_armytage on @sunriseon7 about @PopUpWed ! t.co/Atap8JMGT... This Mon we're in Perth!

Some people say dogs have poor memory. But Lulu knows exactly where she is today. t.co/3zXJbzg9u... t.co/WOkvmttB5...

Off to see a girl about a thing t.co/i0hnKDnqc... t.co/Mt7FFFeu3...

Mr and Mrs Jut! t.co/anrHUWC42... t.co/ZY929TgXB...

"You don't make weddings with salad" - a bride just now on Facebook chat :) t.co/tyyNM3Qrr...

Was #Kimye as good for you as it was for me? t.co/4zfXsieFC...

Google Ad: 85c, the phone call, $1.60, hearing her whisper 'woohoo' before she ends the call to see if I'm available: priceless.

I'm just going to check-out from adulthood for a moment, be right back t.co/0SdyKlZL0... t.co/koEvxMmf4...

The problem with top 40 radio, and the top 40 web t.co/nqAKfZ7Js...

Mog has been rumoured to be replaced, updated by/to Beats in Australia.

Australian Beats/Apple angle: Mog is owned by Bears. In Australia Mog is sold/licences by Bigpond Music, no data charges on Telstra.

Apple right now: Just Beat it.

#marriedbyjosh #wedding #timelapse at #hillstone #stlucia #brisbanecelebrant #brisbanewedding @… t.co/MpXxY2MeY...

I need to do some family history research, stat t.co/MTUYkB2nE...

#marriedbyjosh t.co/cGTwp29bR... t.co/ec6FbrOtB...

Love a Wednesday wedding! t.co/KWoQOLOZ0... t.co/3KXhnbSSG...

October 19 to 30 I'm in New York City. Let's do a wedding while I'm there, ok? #nycweddi... t.co/a5goib55W... t.co/rLtVe9ANa...

I'm not wearing the right shade of maroon am I? #origin t.co/keBbu9KxF... t.co/NWTDIeHKC...

Barber is playing Slipknot. It's a good day.

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Team Mellish’s Ecostudio Fellini Awesome Wedding t.co/lg6y76M0R...

Something t.co/P2TQwdbbU... t.co/DWorMViod...

My phone with wifi networks is like my wife when she meets people from Mackay, "You must know Josh!" t.co/5CHG2LZdr...

Following the "Cups (When I'm Gone)" culture progression t.co/GdadfWrOp...

Some people go to theme parks for fun. Me? I just open the laptop but don't open GMail straight away. I'm a thrillseeker.

Twitter bio of former Channel Ten Wake Up producer t.co/SUG8awIDP...

Lisa and George’s Lightspace Fortitude Valley Wedding t.co/XABoZc45l...

This Sunday! t.co/3cHTYjlUq... t.co/u73EWhJXe...

Big thanks to @bondnickbond for writing the #Kimye vows for my wedding ceremony t.co/53tBBEoVr...

Dear Hollywood ... a billboard on on consciously uncoupling. Pic by @markdanielspears t.co/29bWdOMlx... t.co/5FxSoeHdu...

On the blog this morning: Did you know I was supposed to be @kimcardashian and #kanyewes... t.co/OMsZg4RNP... t.co/CDwquywMP...

Did you know I was all lined up to be @KimKardashian and @kanyewest's celebrant but lost the job to @richwilkersonjr t.co/53tBBEoVr...

#marriedbyjosh t.co/uUNJRqQD6... t.co/7vgj9uzuX...

One of my weddings has just been featured in @polkadotbride! t.co/ilIYAqrYs...

Breaking: Australia to be renamed to The Straylia.

As much as I like @AlecBaldwin's podcast, I'd probably highly rate him reading a microwave oven manual in a podcast t.co/BTU32Badq...

Sifting through @kanyewest's back catalogue trying to guess which song he sung himself down the aisle to.

I'm in-stalled at Toowoomba's @vintagebridemag wedding fair until 3pm t.co/SuyZXbXbe... t.co/3Zso03YFe...

#notmarriedbyjosh t.co/CdzoJI56V... t.co/jtiT8TgNr...

"We both would love to thank you for creating such a memorable, light, relaxed, cheerful... t.co/LA2Kr27Mq... t.co/tnMSXKWR8...

"We were after a young, vibrant, non-traditional male celebrant and that’s definitely wh... t.co/nEy6OUYkY... t.co/hLtJBUcJy...