Couldn't help myself #Gabba t.co/j27yYKCMu... t.co/Nm2FuAveF...

#marriedbyjosh t.co/mWZkq2nYC... t.co/EuFjA3zS5...

Couldn't help myself t.co/Q8TvAOnbq...

Today's office t.co/6aTg9xHVb... t.co/i99q5VCFt...

Really hoping everything is M, A, R, a V, E double L, O, U, S for today's wedding t.co/l5EhOL4vr...

Wedding on the Gabba turf today, I've got cricket puns, don't worry, but if you had something extra specially punny, feel free to comment.

I wanted to post a Jay Z/Beyoncé joke and Britt said I could do it Solange as it was funny.

Seven awesome readings you've [almost probably] never heard at a wedding t.co/L1jWWxJzR...

Mega thanks to everyone :)

I'm worried this PA system thing is getting out of hand. Ch9's on the phone ... might just pay for one myself :)

Whatever our souls are made of, hers and mine are the same t.co/iSNwl0F5P... t.co/d49cfk7b0...

I have a very large collection of books ... which I would like to start reading one day.

I liked a @YouTube video t.co/ZT67qphWv... Documentary - Very Short Stories

#marriedbyjosh photo by @paulbamford t.co/xfFsQf7gs... t.co/6U5CIWHk1...

Wedding is Thursday May 22 on the Sunshine Coast, I can pickup/dropoff to Bris/GC

Place I normally rent from can't donate, so I thought I'd ask publically.

I'm donating my services to a terminally ill bride next Thursday night, needing a PA system and party lights for the reception, can u help?

As if you had anything better to do this morning and listen to @MolksTVTalk and I talk about TV ... live in a minute t.co/1ft5MvBF9...

Amirite?

More like hero pussy

I'm reading Salt Sugar Fat by Michael Moss on @Blinkist t.co/8YBXGlBra...

Really proud of @hellobrittanyjane today. She's a little #MeccaMaxima super trooper toda... t.co/H69NgkCVT... t.co/wLfSj1bmh...

It's a good day on the Gold Coast! t.co/OUUS6XgzT...

"It's people like you that we need more of in this confusing web of wedding information." - Adam and Mel

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New ABC show idea: @CliveFPalmer sleeping in Parliament t.co/Pd7k93hDk...

Google apps tells me I'm dealing with 96.07 business emails per day. Which is about 86 more than my morning coffee allows for.

World’s most brutally honest wedding invitation t.co/m1HKt5hoU...

Check out the world's most brutally honest, and long, wedding invitation t.co/vlM9ZPTh2...

One of my @LovelockedCo colleagues won $40,000 on @sunriseon7 this morning! t.co/mHOG7lrww...

My car's farewells are so ambiguous. See me when, Lancer? SEE ME WHEN? t.co/tJIVXulk5... t.co/GGpcx0D58...

Heard a @goldfmgc announcer say that American Authors' 'Best Day Of My Life' was coming up with no @JoeHockey reference. Missed opp!

Are you less inclined to use American Authors' Best Day of My Life in your wedding now @JoeHockey has tainted it? t.co/KrOGvBLjy...

"So sick ... wish I could ... get ... help .... but .... bugger paying ..... seven ... dol ... lars .... like ... seriously wtf?" - sick ppl

Some of the talent swimming around on Youtube is mind-blowing t.co/vDbxgRWt2...

If you watch the budget right to the end of the credits there's a secret scene where Joe Hockey gets rejected from The Avengers.

Any update on hair cuts in the budget?

On an International scale right now, Australia is the rich kid chucking a hissy fit because his parents only got him a BMW for his birthday.

Five years of #MarriedByJosh today t.co/1m6uFopJj...

Some budget advice from Lightspace tonight t.co/x5GvcNnZS... t.co/DBog9SKG4...

Playing "Doctor, Doctor, give me the news" on the radio now costs $7 per play #auspol #Budget2014

Spending big on infrastructure? @TonyAbbottMHR has 99 problems but bitumen ain't one #auspol #Budget2014

Ok .... I'm listening to @612brisbane now getting budget updates. Jokes to follow.

I've been working, so I've missed the while budget, but it sounds like @JoeHockey just changed lanes without indicating #auspol #Budget2014

Serious idea: reality TV show based around my email inbox. More crazy stuff happens in there than you'd ever imagine.

What a bargain, for $5 this chick will get me on the front page of Apple's search engine t.co/xdNGkFSwT...

I'll be there #GoldCoast #weddingexpo t.co/kiiqQ972q...

"A lady never reveals her secret Twitter account username" - a saying

Jay Z has x problems, where x=99+y where y is how many extra problems he has.

Is Limewire down for everyone or just me?