Luna upon seeing Circular Quay and the Sydney ferries for the first time: they’re like pirates!

Ten years of you trying to convince me to go halfsies with meals. Ten years of me trying to convince you not to keep every file you have on your desktop. Ten years of loving you. Ten years of being loved by you. Ten years of amazing adventures, travel, business, friendship, and a Luna and a Goldie. Ten of the best. Happy tenth wedding anniversary, baby xx

How boring and sad for AFL, to keep up the boring old broadcast model for another 7 years.

I’ve met the end of Chinese food game boss

#notallstains

No, just a little lower. There it is.

Well, this W really gets a round

September in Australia, by @newyorkcartoons and @scottdools

Germany just finished a three-month trial of selling €9 monthly ‘all you can eat’ public transport tickets and not only did more than half the country take up the offer, they saw significant reductions in pollution. Now there are protests against ending the trial!

Epictetus:

“Wealth consists not in having great possessions, but in having few wants.”

Sydney this afternoon

The real conspiracy I’d like Qanon to tell me about is why Australians are denied eggnog. How does Big Nog continue to ruin the lives of everyday Australians?

Darryl Campbell in The Verge:

“There’s no evidence two decades of pat-downs and shoe removal have made travellers any safer — so why does the theatre of airport security persist?”

Luna presents me with a self-portrait for Father’s Day. I say “noo-noo”.

Luna: discovers herself

Teaching Goldie how to identify a sucker

This Ars Technica article - Remembering the best shareware-era DOS games that time forgot - - reminds me of how I got shareware games before the internet. The local Video Ezy had a for-money shareware kiosk you could bring floppy disks to and get fresh ‘warez.

Three year-old firstborn looks at me as I’m putting her to bed tonight and says “when you were a little boy I made you a daddy!”

It’s like she’s listening in on my therapy sessions.

11 weddings to go before Mexico!