Qantas's last 747 on it's Farewell flight past Surfers Paradise this morning.

The @Qantas #747 is a plane that has taken Britt and I so many places around the world, but greater than that, its legacy means that this boy can create marriage ceremonies around the world.

Get the down-low on The Virtual Wedding Fair this weekend by listening to my podcast, The Rebels’ Guide To Getting Married

I’m always asked if I can tell whether a couple will ‘make it.’

I can’t, but the closest I’ve come is right now and the lady in front of me is married to a guy who just texted her ordering a margarita pizza for dinner.

I don’t think margarita pizza guy is also a marriage guy.

Most Australian's don't even know that Nelly and Kelly Rowlands' 2002 hit 'Dilemma' is about how Kelly was with 2020 but all she could think about was 2019.

Those small business vibes are real. Every day I fantasise about working for some big corporation who doesn’t know who I am but at least I wouldn’t get anxiety opening my email.

One of the hardest things about living in Queensland is that through the depths of winter you often walk outside in shirt, shorts, and thongs, and you’ll think to yourself “it’s a bit cold, I should of worn a thicker shirt”

My inbox is a wonderland, by Josh Mayer.

Hey, just a question from the audience.

How are scammers still in business? How do they afford the phone calls, caller ID spoofers, computers?

How are they still profiting? Doesn't everyone know that if your phone rings it's at least a 50% chance of it being a scammer?

Luna is upset that I cut an apple up, and she’s now trying to mend the apple by holding it all together, while calling for her mumma.

A metaphor for 2020.

I’ve been trialling the news iOS 14 Back Tap feature and every single activation has been accidental, and any intentional activations fail. So I’m turning it off.

I know I've been a whinge guy about COVID lockdowns, and that's because financially and in our business we've had a rough time with it. But reading this ...

My iPhone buzzes me, alerting me of some photos it’s curated into a cool album named “Celebrate Good Times”, so I excitedly tap the notification excitedly and it shows me a blank photo album.

Sick 2020 burn, Apple.

For those of us worried our phones are listening, the next version of iOS due out in a few months let’s you know in Control Centre exactly which apps are listening, or have been.

Boat people found

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don't know y.

I've been making websites on php based content management systems for over 20 years, mostly Wordpress for the last 17, so I'm struggling to understand JAMstack.

On the chance that you've made the move recently, how can I understand it better?

Hey, has anyone made a ‘Victoria - Garden State’ into ‘Victoria - Basket State’ joke yet?

Is this the future of the media? Hot topic opinion pieces by people who don’t exist.

Anyone else in beta club?

It feels really nice and normal to hear flights back into Gold Cost Airport this afternoon.

There's a new episode of my podcast out, and honestly, I'm pretty bloody proud of it.

Just search for 'Rebels Guide' in your podcast app and you should find something around the lines of 'The Rebels Guide To Getting Married'.

What is a Virtual Wedding Fair? Here’s a snippet of the most recent Rebels Guide To Getting Married talking about it.

Listen/watch on YouTube

Good news everybody, the people in charge of time have decided to not make 2020 one second longer than it has to be. That's the kind of leadership 2020 needs.

Hazor, Megiddo, and Gezer, a Podcast by Rob Bell

I think it’s time someone called 7-Eleven on their shit. They are open way outside those hours.

The real cost of the travel restrictions is in my sunglasses acquisition and ownership strategy,

Every Bali trip I buy a collection of knock-off Ray Bans and then slowly lose them or break them inbetween trips.

I’m now down to my last pair.

If I’ve got to wear a mask, I might as well look good

Be warned that despite the name, the Disney+ production ‘Hamilton’ has absolutely nothing to do with the Whitsundays island, and instead seems to be about a man who literally published a book about his own sex scandal.

Is this an Alan Jones advertisement or a reportage of a sad story about Alan Jones?

Asking for a friend.

Channel 7 announces it’s glad that Pauline Hanson will be more available for Sunrise now that the Today Show has finally let go of her.

The border township of Albury–Wodonga is set to become the duelling towns of Albury versus Wodonga as the border closes tomorrow!

I’ve got $10 on a Wodonga win, because they have zombies.

America, just think of Kanye West as your rebound president. You don't need to love your next president, you just need to spend some time with someone else for a while so you can learn to love yourself.

I, for one, welcome our new Yeezy overlords.

How do you break it to your mother-in-law that you eloped in secret?

I’ve got some ideas and they’re in this week’s Rebels’ Guide To Getting Married podcast. Search for ‘rebels guide’ in your podcast app, or find the links at therebels.guide.

If any out of state friends need to get into Queensland to watch an AFL match, or to witness affordable house prices, my cartel is taking expressions of interest in a tunnel.

Apply within.

The year is 2020 and Victorians being smuggled into Queensland is a concern

"'Right,' she nods—because there really isn't a great way to try to respond to an older, popular male talk show host telling you that all men have sexual thoughts about underage girls." - Elle Magazine on Megan Fox

Because Victoria can't control it's Rona, Queensland, hilariously, is now the 'Home of the AFL'. As a proud Queenslander, let me join the statewide chorus of Go Lions!

Weren’t the eighties a different time. Could you imagine The J. Biebers Band releasing a song today about how Justin’s found his high school crush on the front page of Pornhub.

Having never attended an orgy, and not being educated on orgy culture, is The Beatles’ Come Together an anthem for orgies or is it too obvious an inclusion so dumped from the orgy playlist?

Nothing grounds you more than an email from a potential client apologising for a delay to an email because "this week is a chemo week"

Made the news today

In case anyone asks, I'm listing all of you as deductions on my tax return this year.

It said I can claim any tools I need in my life to do my job.

Name a better Wiggles song than The Wonder Of Wiggle Town.

I’ll wait.

I feel like I’m going through a break-up with the best-laid plans of mice and men.

Hello? Is that the police? I’d like to report a group of people youthing outside my home. It’s past my bedtime and they’re just out there being youth.