Hi! My name is Josh, this me blog.


The dance of pleasing the social media algorithims of the world’s biggest companies, whilst being beat to death by strangers with their comments displeased me so now I’m here.

I wish I were the kind of person who could just live without broadcasting. But there’s an animal inside me — right down in the marrow — that keeps asking ‘can you see me?’ and silence has never once soothed it.


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  • Seven's Sunrise breakfast TV show is on in the hotel lobby so I'm watching it for the first time in years.

    It's essentially Kochie and friends giving rolling commentary of the daily social media feed.

    It's a live call of the internet.

  • Sand bunkers gone wild (abandoned golf course)

  • Sand

  • Ocean

  • Low tide

  • The abandoned Laguna Quays Resort
  • Airline Beach, according to autocorrect // this weekend’s office in the Whitsundays, Qld, Australia

  • Airline Beach, according to autocorrect

  • “Don't worry Wilson, I'll do all the paddling. You just hang on.” // Airlie Beach, Qld, Australia

  • The Gold Coast is a pretty special place to call home

  • “It’s pleasantly ironic that some of the internet’s oldest open protocols are shining through, with email newsletters and podcasting standing tall” Podcasting is media’s slow food movement

  • If there's something strange in you neighbourhood who you gonna call? Alien Patrol!

  • We got to the chopper

  • Luna // Bunnings

  • Was I feeling scared, scarred, or sacred. I’m still unsure.

  • A lot of you have been asking where I get my under-arm deodorant from, and this is totally not sponsored, but it’s the grocery store.

  • Yesterday’s office // Skipper’s Canyon, NZ

  • Rubbing the sleep out of my eyes over a morning coffee has seen some of the “sleep” fall into the coffee. Do you drink the coffee?

  • From Coronet Peak to the Crown Range

  • The Remarkables truly are remarkable

  • I think I’d like to stay here a while

  • I have the best job in the world

  • Shot, blocked

  • ❄️ First snow // Queenstown NZ

  • Cardrona on a Sunday
  • Coromandel Peak on a Monday

  • Whenever I see people using a Microsoft Surface in the wild, I always think they're filming an ad for Microsoft Surface or they're influencers.

  • Our unborn baby just looked up at me and said “Daddy, why do people make up things their kids said and post them on the internet?”

  • Now that my barber blew the cut hair off my shoulders with her coffee breath I know for a fact I’m having a worse day than you.

  • Most people wouldn't realise that before Thomas Edison invented the light bulb, moths and insects were the dominate species on earth. Edison was the first person to finally control them with light bulbs.

  • Flying business class on Jetstar today, which is pretty much like walking with socks on instead of barefoot #JQ57

  • 🏄‍♀️ like ants to a crumb

  • Ok, so I've got an idea, it's like porn but the videos are of people replying to then archiving the last few emails in their inbox until it's empty.

  • Saturday surfers at Burleigh

  • Nothing unites Australians more than a speed camera as we all double-flash our headlights frantically.

  • "One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors." — Plato

  • Hello, Saturday, from Australia’s Gold Coast

  • "The simple fact is that you most likely don’t know why your competitors are priced the way they are." - ThinkSplendid

  • I wonder if motorcycle riders with loud exhausts find the polite and subtle sound of regular city cars really annoying? Or is it only us?

  • "There is not a religion in the world that asks you to tolerate thy neighbor" - Justin Trudeau

  • An Apple Camera, a fan theory
  • That #NappyConsent person replies, this is good: #NappyConsent Woman Deanne Carson On What She Meant

  • First real attempt iPad podcast remote recording - recording on an iPad Pro, on an Apogee Mic+, into Ringr, will edit on Ferrite

  • Fascinating long read on the commercial side of the eyeglass market and the global monopoly behind Aussie brands like OPSM, Laubman & Pank, and Sunglass Hut: The spectacular power of Big Lens