Yo @OxfamAustralia your unsubscribe links don't unsubscribe me. This is kind of against the law. t.co/qrqk2y3Gw...

Rob and Each #marriedbyjosh with white+white in Brisbane! t.co/ZaUZnqpxl...

Warm moonlight over my horizon, she's a slice of heaven t.co/MZbL030w5...

Her love shines over my horizon, she's a slice of heaven t.co/DojXMYAAC...

Hot tip: when you're throwing petals at a couple walking down the aisle, don't throw them AT them, throw them in t… t.co/RVIxrafCW... t.co/lcnADZoQ5...

What do I do? I'm your cheerleader in the marriage ceremony, leading your tribe in a massive round of applause bec… t.co/MHoJP8fWI... t.co/5Q9lkcsKp...

Longest wedding ceremony ever, we started it on a Wednesday in Carlton before Jess' brother was deployed in Janua… t.co/p5EyiKXJ8... t.co/xxhBIdYjO...

Next time I fly @united I'm taking a can of @pepsi to give to the staff

Instead of getting free nuts onboard a @United flight, you simply are nuts for boarding a @United flight.

Join the @united frequent fighters club today to start earning points now!

"Sir, you're actually three feelings over for your fare, it looks like you're still holding on to that time we beat you up."

After this United incident are airlines going to have to start offering emotional baggage allowances?

I once said 'Cocks' on air, instead of 'Clocks', the Coldplay song t.co/1p7GDpwGW...

Scott and Kirsten #marriedbyjosh t.co/cTnN0UEI4...

Selfie: the photo that looks awesome even if it's terrible! 📷 @justforlovephotography 🍔 @churburgerbrisbane t.co/P2mm7LBUD... t.co/6fmIEkZLw...

"It's everyday that you stun me with your beauty, laughter, your fiery passion and just simply being you" - Mitch just loving Laura t.co/PisQhnuz1...

♥️GC t.co/9Qvghf88p...

I believe the marriage ceremony is the best part of any wedding or elopement Darren & Nikki #marriedbyjosh in Tas… t.co/oQZNarBJg... t.co/XlYVDJNv8...

Mobile phones off the bedside table, and for the first time in over a decade, an alarm clock comes in t.co/7bhx0AhM4...

How to create vows that wow (the most cliche thing I've said in a while) t.co/HL249oVgu...

We just surprised everyone at Scott and Clare's rooftop engagement party with a wedding. Surprise weddings are the… t.co/tDtIHhkDD... t.co/pcMPiBLVk...

Marriage Amnesty day 2016 in photos - t.co/NUh1b2F7e...

Anthony and I dressed almost exactly the same. Don't worry, Sam knew who to kiss.

Sam & Anthony #marriedbyjosh on… t.co/qHXNs7hoD... t.co/jBWfBJ3a1...

Gavin & Natasha #marriedbyjosh t.co/C3T0qN1gp...

Lauren & Andrew #marriedbyjosh today at my local, @hitchedattheboomerangfarm with @paulbamford 🤘🏼 #goldcoastcelebr… t.co/8bF5vTe9L... t.co/Izq4DHcZm...

How [I think] driverless cars will positively impact marriages t.co/axCJQfSj5...

In the future we’ll trade in AFs t.co/jYAzQXydJ...

In the future we’ll trade in AFs t.co/AXsxrkboo...

From the @unpopularist💡 In the future we’ll trade in AFs t.co/VD0OlZVsw...

Vas and Felicia #marriedbyjosh with The Elopement Collective t.co/PIhcQluQk...

A notice of your intended same-sex marriage ... a form that means nothing and everything at the same time t.co/cKjqe3Lje...

"Thank you again so much for giving us the awesome wedding! It was fun, meaningful and very 'us'" - Pearly & Brantly #marriedbyjosh t.co/oXfD8ZzlX...

Stuck on your wedding vows - here's some examples of really boring vows t.co/Fi01dfO1F...

Have you considered ditching the seating plan? Place a sign saying 'Sit where you'd like"

Answering all the questions: does a marriage need to be consummated? Also helpful if you don't know what that means t.co/OjmFuhSbT...

How much does an Australian wedding cost? t.co/KnxMVY5US...

How my complainants bless me t.co/NlkGjpmoY...

If you think about it, we're all Kendall Jenner and our memes are cans of Pepsi

If you follow the flock … t.co/X9htx752W...

A&J eloped in secret, so here's J's florals by She's A Wildflower instead of a photo of them 🌺🎉😁💯 t.co/oz5HFQ8dZ...

There is no union more profound than marriage, and Sam and Anthony just created one on the shores of Lake Wakatipu! t.co/QpgEHb5B5... t.co/J5KJW9cKY...

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Wanaka last night 🌫 t.co/DSwjFVUuw...

How do we end? t.co/M6srMZQa3...

Career defining moment, from today. Ana & Lauren, thank you for inviting me into your world you beautiful humans. t.co/RtRo8o9jM...

Chelsea & Shawn #marriedbyjosh t.co/GKMucTOPB...

I did that thing you do when you do a thing like this t.co/TGbGx8DTG...

Ana & Lauren #marriedbyjosh on top of a freaking mountain, Roys Peak, near Wanaka. This is the new career highligh… t.co/bFmUSTe1E... t.co/txYdBKRYU...

Ana & Lauren #marriedbyjosh on top of a freaking mountain, Roys Peak, near Wanaka. This is the new career highligh… t.co/GabqXUAkx... t.co/aJRm5ZYbk...

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