So of course I said yes, and they show me a drive-thru wedding chapel.

This is a drive-thru wedding chapel and my day was just made.

Help me, Obi Wan Internet, I desire an iPhone 7 Plus Jet Black. What's the best way to procure one, as every sales person is just ¯_(ツ)_/¯

In other  thoughts, I just held a jet black iPhone 7 and it's the one to get, the colour has nothing to do with it, it just feels nice

Is my desperation for a new #MacBook showing?

Amendment to my MacBook prediction: @Apple will drop #Airpods or a new #MacBook tomorrow as Google announces the Pixel.

Call me crazy, but I'd put money on Apple dropping new MacBooks the same hour Google holds it's event this week.

In case my Twitter feed doesn't tell the story ... I'm having a day off and Britt's in Italy so I'm home alone

So saying "I do" confuses a modern conversation with redundant and irrelevant words

Australia has some of the most liberal, forward thinking marriage laws in the world, with the exception of John Howard's little addition

If we're going to fight for marriage and #marriageequality, and we should, then let's know what we're fighting for

If I was to have married Josh & Amy two years ago I'd be jailed for six months.

They've now got a few weeks to come down off a Cronulla Sharks win so we can celebrate their marriage 😂

James Day Photography is making their pictures and Max is capturing the Big Day Of Amy & Josh!

You're going to love their story, and luckily they've got the three best storytellers in the business working for them.

Darkness falls on The Shire #NRLGF

Hey guys, if I had excess cash and wanted to just straight up burn some of that shit during the #NRLGF, does anyone have any ideas?

Melbourne supporters are good children #NRLGF

I'm predicting 120 penalties #NRLGF

Jessica Nobra, amirite?! #NRLGF

Thank god that's over

Every year we're all like, "wake me up when the pre-game entertainment ends" #NRLGF

If you're looking for crazy suits, I got this one from @OppoSuits

Totes forgot to wake Green Day up yesterday.

Please support to my charity to spread awareness of people that send direct message Snaps when they meant to post a @Snapchat Story.

Pro Marriage Tip: Never threaten divorce during an argument, or, ever. Try really hard to get good at arguing like adults.

Press release from Apple that's not about Macs. Straight trash, begone!

South Australia, the mushroom state

Of the main desktop/web app

To clarify: asshole developers are the ones who decide their iOS app should be iphone only, or shouldn't have the full functionality

I think so many developers have written off the iPad as a viable main-platform. It's actually really good except for a few assholes.

Day two of using iOS/iPad Pro 9.7"/Logitech Create as my main computer and I'm still alive. Biggest weakness, as always, is app developers.

I have found a notebook type app for just doodling on a PDF but it's a crappy app.

Every app I find, paid and free, Adobe and other, are all about a single user signing a document by creating a signature.

IPad App help please: I'm trying to find an app for signing documents - where five people can sign a PDF from Dropbox or iCloud.

In breaking news today we can reveal the 'Hayne train' is actually a commuter train that takes journalists on epic adventures.

Anyone done a word study on who's using "marriage equality" versus "same sex marriage" in #auspol?

"Love is better than no love, though it can hurt so much." - Iris Murdoch

Share the love - what wedding business has been awesome to you recently? Mention them in the comments!

They just posted a selfie, and I'm like ... fuck .... all these mp3s have been brainwashing me

I just found out that I have the same shirt, haircut, and sunglasses as my favourite podcaster. No, I will not admit who this is.

Pro Marriage Tip: Date night. Now.

I don't know @Nick_Xenophon personally, but I'll attend his funeral one day just to watch @markhumphries ensure he's buried with that car.

There are couples flying from across the country and even one couple from the Phillipines 🙀

Ping @AppleSupport - in case you guys haven't seen this one

A fool would click this link and enter his iCloud details like they want so they can unlock the phone and resell it.

I'm so close to emptying my inbox that I had to procrastinate on Twitter for a bit Thanks for being here for me guys.

That calendar thing really has a way of sneaking up on you.

It just hit me that I'm marrying 30 couples this Saturday at @younghenrys for #marriageamnesty day

Spent the first few moments of this meeting thinking the couple were having a death wedding. Turns out my hearing is as good as the bride's.

What's your favourite thing about the person you're marrying?