Hi! My name is Josh, this me blog.


The dance of pleasing the social media algorithims of the world’s biggest companies, whilst being beat to death by strangers with their comments displeased me so now I’m here.

I wish I were the kind of person who could just live without broadcasting. But there’s an animal inside me — right down in the marrow — that keeps asking ‘can you see me?’ and silence has never once soothed it.


  • Part of me is glad every day when i see him still alive, sticking it to 2Day FM simply by breathing air.

  • As confronting as that is, what a sad state of affairs for a radio station, and a talent, to be in. Waiting for a win in the obituaries.

  • Some initially suggested it would be cheap/houso type people - but there are so many people registering that have great jobs from good areas

  • The most amazing thing about #marriageamensty day is the people it is attracting. They're right across the spectrum of the population.

  • Hopefully I can do better mouth.

  • With any luck tomorrow at 7:50am I might do a little better.

    I'm on air taking about #marriageamnesty & it's going to be awesome!

  • Consider this your official tease: The Today Show, Friday, 7:55am.

  • And a few news orgs have poked around and had a look at it

  • I haven't convinced a venue/cafe/something to let me host it somewhere yet, so at this point it might happen in Hyde Park or similar?

  • Things are going crazy on the #marriageamnesty front: photographers are flying to Sydney, and driving from across Sydney to shoot the day!

  • Step 4) Reinforce the reason why I'd never made a purchase on @Kogan before today. Nice company, @ruslankogan ✌🏼

  • Step 2) Delay asking for @qantas frequent flyer number until after payment

  • Kogan marketing: Step 1) offer a 10 @Qantas points per dollar spent to lure in new customers

  • I tried paying with my phone today, and looked like even more of an idiot than I normally would using Apple Pay.

  • I lost my Phone in Bali last week, I've been using an old iPhone in between insurance claims etc, & the feature I miss the most: #ApplePay

  • The last "most adult thing" ever was also with my accountant. I ought to stop seeing him. He's probably the reason I'm going grey.

  • I'm currently scheduling a tax-planning meeting with my accountant, topping the "most adult thing I've ever done" list.

  • I'm proclaiming September 24, 2016, a day of marriage amnesty, a pardon for everyone that wants to be married, but a wedding has stopped you

  • The best thing about tonight is realising there's a Twitter bot that auto-liked tweets that mention thought leader.

  • Every Monday night I realise I completely missed #qanda by living life outside of the outragesphere again.

  • Between the waves, cars, and planes crashing in Burleigh today, it'd be a great place to get dinner tonight, so many free carparks.

  • ABC New: car on fire in Burleigh. 9News: A plane has crashed at Burleigh.

  • "After being together for 23 years and 3 grown children money has always got in the way.so this will gove ius no..." marriedbyjosh.c

  • Anyone with the email for Kyle and Jackie O's producers?

  • The public eye sucks balls quite a lot. What that statement is true, it's also seemingly where I've made my bed.

  • If you have been "meaning to", or "wanting to" get married but a wedding has been standing in the way, September 24 in Sydney is your day.

  • Launch time!!! I'm proclaiming September 24 as marriage amnesty day.

  • Do I sound desperate?

  • Any cafe at all in Sydney?

  • Somewhere for me to sit, with a laptop plugged into power, and sign the paperwork for a tonne of people to get married for free

  • I was originally thinking a wedding venue or something, but they're all full on Saturdays already ... so just a cafe might be awesome

  • Trying to find a place to host Marriage Amnesty Day on September 24, a Saturday

  • Sydney help needed: does anyone know a cafe owner somewhere around Sydney city/inner west/east/something like that?

  • FIL does't realise his Pandora internet radio uses the internet .... this is 2016 for sons-in-law

  • So, in summary: September 24 in Sydney, free marriages for everyone, consider it one big massive free pop-up wedding

  • Details etc all to come ... just thought I'd put a date in anyone's calendar

  • No cost, just eternal, unconditional love for some other human 🤘🏻

  • Because a marriage is wayyyy better than a wedding

  • So on September 24 in Sydney, I'm going to marry anyone and everyone I am legally allowed to.

  • Thanks to @MolksTVTalk and @BYoungBris for the word help

  • They asked me to donate my services they had paid for to someone else, and I thought, why not go one step further: a day of Marriage amnesty

  • One of my couples in Sydney have just called off their wedding, because despite wanting to be married, the wedding was too much. So ....

  • Which isn't really describing it well ...

  • It's a word to describe a day, or event, where everyone can be forgiven or atoned, kind of - like a day where a service is free for a day

  • Any word nerds able to help me remember the word I'm trying to think of?

  • If only because 1) if I was going to make a dick of myself, this is what it would look like, and 2) I do love Bali

  • The best part about being in Bali on a Monday is that you get to read the Sunday newspapers freshly ironed, off last night's flights.

  • Is there an Australian ISP that runs a reliable network over NBN?

  • iiNet before then was great but peak times saw iiNet suffer.

  • I've been trialling Skymesh as an NBN provider for three months and their average speed is not great, and worse during peak times.