BNE✈️CNS

I'm just waiting for America to invade America to disarm their weapons of mass destruction.

ANZ internet banking down earlier today, Bankwest this afternoon, related?

I think it's sad that Japan is slowly but surely redefining what it means to have "a whale of a time".

So, what's the go with Just Jeans having things other than jeans?

So thankful this weekend. Three amazing couples being wed in three spectacular & unique ceremonies in three states. Qld yesterday, Vic today

Are there any support groups I can join for liking new Justin Bieber songs?

I used hairspray as anti-perspirant today, so I'm off to a good start. Melbourne bound now!

Is it all BS, or am I accidentally "big on LinkedIn"?

Plus a friend request from a breakfast TV host

I just opened it for my monthly "clearing of the notifications" & there's the former media CEO endorsing me for a skill I don't have

Is LinkedIn a thing?

Can you even be insane in the membrane? Or were Cypress Hill just singing a lyric that rhymed?

About to talk #samesexmarriage and #commitmentceremonies on @612brisbane

My Watch just crashed. What a time to be alive.

Remember when uber used to mean cool/awesome/great instead of #fucktaxis

This week he starts work at the Amazon UK distribution centre and I'm pretty sure he won't know where the Amazon bus will pick him up from.

It's been fun watching his journey, eBay purchases through to job applications.

For a while now, some poor guy in the UK has being giving out one of my old Gmail email addresses as his own.

I just yelled "get to the chopper!" but there was only a car. So I guess that's my life now. Miss you, chopper.

I'm about to catch a ferry to Tangalooma and I've got a 12:15 helicopter back to Brisbane -- but it's pouring.

Can helicopters fly in the rain? Is it safe? Is that a stupid question?

Every time @imyke says "Hey Siri" on a podcast while I'm driving & listening, my iPhone is all like, "Yo, Mike, long time no speak, waddup?"

Dear, City of Love, please love.

Annual @easyweddings survey of 2200 cpls actually entering into marriage (as opposed to old white men) reveals 79% support marriage equality

Do you even tweet, bro?

Honestly. Screw hover boards.

He's currently having a nap, he's the white top on the ground on the right

Hardest part of celebrancy is preparing a funeral service ... funeral celebrancy is definitely a calling, not a job

Kind of excited about finding out what Australia is getting for the War On Christmas this year!

I told him that in 2015 there's only room for one podcast to go viral per year.

You've never seen a grade four student more excited when there's a possibility they'll "go viral"

Happy that new 2am "last drink" laws don't affect me.

Sad that 2am "last drink" laws don't affect me.

Old age.

Amazon’s retail bookstore.

Next, Google telephone directory, Hotmail PO Boxes, Qantas horse & carriage, & Microsoft’s timber office desk.

Search for Josh and you’ll find me there.

Apparently I spend too much time in Robina so I think everything is there.

Should I intervene? It seems rude. But ruder that he’s being ripped off. Also, it’s the Pacific Fsir store, not Robina.

Older customer in the Robina @NextByte store is currently being conned into buying the old #AppleTV when he asked for the new one.

137.99

🇳🇿🐺🏉🏆🇳🇿🐺🏉🏆🇳🇿🐺🏉🏆🇳🇿🐺🏉

Wallabies, they don’t pay ‘em to sing.

138.16

A wedding isn't supposed to test you, or challenge you, or tire you, or stretch you, or break you. It's supposed to celebrate you.

I just counted eight police cars heading west on the Robina Parkway, heading towards the M1

138.54

Business idea: release an awesome movie in 2015 where we travel forward in time to 2045 and make some predictions about 2045. Then we wait.

I, for one, couldn’t care less about our new Red overlord.

I'm really hoping something spectacular happens at 4:29pm god damnit

Getting a really good day of business learning squeezed into a day full of meetings as well! Loving @Unbilled_com_au conf! #unbilledbris

Learning about the law for creative nerds at #unbilledbris